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What a bargain!!!
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haha, hey that ones pretty good
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Nov 19, 2022 01:31
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has anyone tried @-ing at elon to goad him into registering a forums account yet? you know he'd do it for the "lulz" as they say on twitter. he's probably already here
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Nov 19, 2022 01:32
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this actually is funny, but i doubt whoever made that article understood why
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Nov 19, 2022 01:32
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smackfu posted:Carmack spent a lot of time on his version of SpaceX but it didn’t work out for him. It blows my mind that he didn’t name it Union Aerospace Corporation. What a loving waste.
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Nov 19, 2022 01:32
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Shazback posted:Genius Musk: I guarantee, if you posted this exact math on twitter it would get cited by Elmo fans as brilliant business, despite the fact that something may or may not have happened to the twitter revenue between April and now
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Nov 19, 2022 01:32
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Ignis posted:https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1593731870415818753 So on one hand you've got a bunch of very senior technical people saying "shits gonna get real" and on the other you've got recruiters, financial advisors and "self taught infrastructure guys" saying "it's gonna be fine". I guess the truth is somewhere in the middle.
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Nov 19, 2022 01:34
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Ignis posted:https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1593731870415818753 Wasn't he long on FTX
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Nov 19, 2022 01:34
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Wait a second $5B rev / 1 employee = $5B rev per employee 
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Nov 19, 2022 01:34
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Coding isn't a REAL JOB for REAL MEN where you DRILL OIL and GET DIRTY and HAVE SWEAT and DIE BY THIRTY Maybe where you work, but where I work all the coders are shirtless, oiled, and yanking on those levers and loosing manly grunts of virile energy.
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Nov 19, 2022 01:35
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Bad Purchase posted:this actually is funny, but i doubt whoever made that article understood why
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Nov 19, 2022 01:36
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Cthulu Carl posted:Maybe where you work, but where I work all the coders are shirtless, oiled, and yanking on those levers and loosing manly grunts of virile energy. They hiring? 
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Nov 19, 2022 01:36
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:what is an API exactly? Elon spotted
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Nov 19, 2022 01:37
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:There’s this insane fantasy of like big alpha men chopping trees and .... going from the OSHA thread falling a tree is a skill and not just videogamey swing ax at tree lol. also its a high enough skill you want to shop around for someone with a legit cert so they dont drop the tree onto your house or car. and then you have a very expensive penny wise, pound foolish problem.
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Nov 19, 2022 01:38
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:what is an API exactly? a pee eye
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Nov 19, 2022 01:39
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Party Ape posted:So on one hand you've got a bunch of very senior technical people saying "shits gonna get real" and on the other you've got recruiters, financial advisors and "self taught infrastructure guys" saying "it's gonna be fine". Hey, don't forget the self-storage investors. Really has me thinking that perhaps I don't know that much.
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Nov 19, 2022 01:39
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Magnetic North posted:They hiring? Send me your greasiest, most hardcore, throbbing code, and I'll see that it gets to the right people.
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Nov 19, 2022 01:40
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25% API failure rate from a company that size is a BFD for sure. I wrote a middleware solution in python on our Django server my first year as a dev (was for a contest sign up and literally the second time I ever touched python in a prod env) and while it worked it didn't have timing and batching to the database done as well as it could have. I had a 10% failure rate for contest submissions that I updated immediately based on failure notices from the sentry integration. To me, as a junior, green AF dev, 10% failure was unacceptable and I wanted to do better. Fixed the issue next day and verified the 10% in question were processed. I think our current threshold for these failures is either 0.75% or 0.5% and trust me we are way smaller and jankier than Twitter. Well, maybe the same amount of jank now that they lost everyone that knew how to do anything.
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Nov 19, 2022 01:44
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kazil posted:Wait a second Don't show him that, or he might realize he could double his revenue with one bonesaw and a little elbow grease.
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Nov 19, 2022 01:44
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Lima posted:lmao twitter is going to crash and burn on sunday when the world cup starts counterpoint: no it won’t
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Nov 19, 2022 01:46
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Ardemia posted:25% API failure rate from a company that size is a BFD for sure. I wrote a middleware solution in python on our Django server my first year as a dev (was for a contest sign up and literally the second time I ever touched python in a prod env) and while it worked it didn't have timing and batching to the database done as well as it could have. I had a 10% failure rate for contest submissions that I updated immediately based on failure notices from the sentry integration. To me, as a junior, green AF dev, 10% failure was unacceptable and I wanted to do better. Fixed the issue next day and verified the 10% in question were processed. I think our current threshold for these failures is either 0.75% or 0.5% and trust me we are way smaller and jankier than Twitter. Well, maybe the same amount of jank now that they lost everyone that knew how to do anything. If my self-hosted stuff was throwing errors 25% of the time I'd be spending all night troubleshooting it.
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Nov 19, 2022 01:46
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Entropic posted:counterpoint: no it won’t Who cares either way, the important thing is that Elon continues to look stupid
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Nov 19, 2022 01:47
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Status code 503 means “service unavailable”, so basically computer A is asking computer B for some info, and computer B is broken.
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Nov 19, 2022 01:47
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Radio Paranoia posted:The reason they're locking everything up over the weekend is they no longer know who should and shouldn't have access. Lmao oh God this is it, isn't it
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Nov 19, 2022 01:52
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spunkshui posted:These big tech companies just need to force their entire payroll department to quit.
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Nov 19, 2022 01:53
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To think he could've taken 3-6 months learning the business and figuring out if and where cuts could be made instead of immediately firing loads of people and paying them those 3-6 months anyway while the company implodes
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Nov 19, 2022 01:54
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Lol, I'm trying to login on the app, and it's logging me in to someone else's account
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Nov 19, 2022 01:59
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cr0y posted:Wasn't he long on FTX If you base your investments on the exact opposite of what Cramer says, you'd actually do ok
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Nov 19, 2022 02:00
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SonOfGhostDad posted:Lol, I'm trying to login on the app, and it's logging me in to someone else's account nice try elon but I'm not reinstalling the app
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Nov 19, 2022 02:01
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 Step 1 is almost accomplished, after only three weeks!
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Nov 19, 2022 02:03
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GreyjoyBastard posted:oh God this is it, isn't it
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Nov 19, 2022 02:03
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1593767953706921985
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Nov 19, 2022 02:05
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lol what a coward
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Nov 19, 2022 02:07
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what a zany way to decide!!! 
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Nov 19, 2022 02:08
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SirPhoebos posted:lol what a coward Not emptyquoting.
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Nov 19, 2022 02:08
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lol https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1593766330162765825?s=46&t=lW16W3dYcn8dRwPgUDnQJg
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Nov 19, 2022 02:09
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 Screenshotted the current status of the poll Let's hope twitter dies in the next 24 hours then
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Nov 19, 2022 02:09
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Musk is 100% bluffing about negative tweets being buried. https://twitter.com/TeaTimeTitan/status/1593773591895719936?t=5M4dS6p_mVIcyXbSWVUVCA&s=19
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Nov 19, 2022 02:13
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The poll was marked as deleted the first time I went to look and then it was back when I saw the embed here. poo poo is spiralling.
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Ehud posted:what a zany way to decide!!! Dang I would assume your mad, but that emoji implies quite a different mood
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