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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:Down 96.52% YTD, lmao. LOL how many other VC driven companies are gonna tank due to crypto being fully exposed as a fraud...hopefully many more.
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Strong Sauce posted:ooh does this mean firesales of their scooters? wouldn't mind getting one to make some of my trips shorter Just go dredge the closest body of water to downtown and you should be able to find some.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 19:51 |
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Bird seems primed to become a meme stock. Then again, with how much money all the meme stock crowd has lost over the last few years I don't know what they could rally much in the way of a rebound here. My apartment complex is at the edge of a tourist-y area in town, and as a result we have a flood of those scooters set at the edge of the property each morning. It helps that we have the big utility access pads that provide a nice, flat, non-sidewalk surface to set them. Here's what it looked like one day (after about half of them had been taken). They get a lot of use around here. But honestly, I don't know how well that translates to actual profit for the company.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 19:59 |
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Someone should run an analysis of broken femurs and wrist codes in cities and see if there’s a correlation with the electric scooter epidemic.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 20:09 |
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Democratic Pirate posted:Someone should run an analysis of broken femurs and wrist codes in cities and see if there’s a correlation with the electric scooter epidemic. the app is an elaborate front end for an NDA
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 20:16 |
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LanceHunter posted:They get a lot of use around here. But honestly, I don't know how well that translates to actual profit for the company. It doesn't. There were a few articles a a year or so ago showing that even if it doesn't get thrown into a river on average a scooter is broken beyond economic repair well before it has paid for itself in rides. A lot of this has to do with them being treated like poo poo by the riders, the people who pick them up to charge them, and everyone they are tripping when they're sitting around. So it's really not a surprise.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 20:17 |
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Strong Sauce posted:ooh does this mean firesales of their scooters? wouldn't mind getting one to make some of my trips shorter Given the safety engineering you could expect for an essentially-disposable e-transport machine and the very large energy capacity involved, I'm not sure "firesale" is a word that would attract me into buying a used one.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 20:31 |
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LanceHunter posted:You're missing my point. Given the inherent limits of blockchain, a wholly self-contained transactional system like a stock clearinghouse is one of the best possible use-cases. It's certainly better than "video games on the blockchain" or "supply chain integrity system". But, despite being a best-case scenario, it still didn't work. Every other blockchain project (outside of cryptocurrency) is less suited for blockchain technology, and thus even more likely to fail. If I quote this post does that start a blockchain?
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 21:57 |
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Phanatic posted:Hasn't this already happened? yep as quoted; that's why it's good to mention. Because crypto people can't argue it's a hypothetical when it has happened already. twerking on the railroad posted:On the Bitcoin Blockchain at least Unless this is the same one, Roger ver's shitshow of a blockchain has it as well. https://gizmodo.com/someone-uploaded-child-pornography-to-a-blockchain-ledg-1832398480
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 22:08 |
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Dik Hz posted:If I quote this post does that start a blockchain? You tell me
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 22:48 |
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I love the “our financial statements should no longer be relied upon” wording.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 22:53 |
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Strong Sauce posted:ooh does this mean firesales of their scooters? wouldn't mind getting one to make some of my trips shorter They are available for the taking anywhere. You just need a replacement board from eBay and a lick of krylon.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 22:55 |
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Dik Hz posted:If I quote this post does that start a blockchain? No I think you just created an NFT melon cat fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Jan 10, 2024 |
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withak posted:I love the “our financial statements should no longer be relied upon” wording. It’s excellent. Gonna start using this to refer to all kinds of things on in my life
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 23:49 |
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ultrafilter posted:https://twitter.com/matt_levine/status/1593648516131323907 Similarly, the only answer you should ever give to the question "what Hogwarts house do you think I'm in" is--without thought or hesitation of any sort--"Hufflepuff."
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 00:43 |
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Ham Equity posted:Similarly, the only answer you should ever give to the question "what Hogwarts house do you think I'm in" is--without thought or hesitation of any sort--"Hufflepuff." The better answer is probably, "I don't care, I'm an adult".
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Raskolnikov2089 posted:The better answer is probably, "I don't care, I'm an adult". Look at this Hufflepuff over here.
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withak posted:I love the “our financial statements should no longer be relied upon” wording. maybe if they had used the blockchain
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 01:24 |
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Ham Equity posted:Similarly, the only answer you should ever give to the question "what Hogwarts house do you think I'm in" is--without thought or hesitation of any sort--"Hufflepuff."
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Ham Equity posted:Similarly, the only answer you should ever give to the question "what Hogwarts house do you think I'm in" is--without thought or hesitation of any sort--"Hufflepuff." I prefer black cherry Ravenclaws but the lime ones are okay too
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 01:45 |
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Cerekk posted:I prefer black cherry Ravenclaws but the lime ones are okay too The inverse of this joke would also work well. "Which house? Mango White claw. That's one, right?"
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 01:52 |
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My Bank did a Successful Chargeback on my FTX Deposits! Hurry and File a Dispute w/ Your Bank! posted:Today I woke up to $3200 back in my bank account. $3200 that I had invested into FTX for the past 4 months. Hours of working overtime and going without just to buy these dips. I thought it was all gone. All of it. I decided to file a dispute with my bank and se if visa could do a chargeback on FTX. WELL........ IT WORKED!! I GOT IT ALL BACK!!!!! FTX still has $$$$ in bank accounts somewhere that are linked to their "insolvent" company. If they were insolvent, their bank account would be dry. Lets really Bank Run these MFers. Call your banks up that you used to deposit into FTX. Dispute EVERY SINGLE CHARGE. They want to steal our crypto? We will get our drat investments back reinvest elsewhere. Lets bleed them dry of every $$$ that they have left. Lets loving do this and send them into the finanical shitter. FTX.... you may be able to hold our crypto, butnyou cannot hold the hard earned $$ WE invested into you scumbags one weird tricks, banks hate it!
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 03:10 |
Is that the sort of thing the bank issued the charge back but will dig into it further and then want their money back?
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https://www.gofundme.com/f/lost-wedding-ring-money-on-ftx-crypto-app?qid=c817f8d664b26e813a667fc5729c732e"" posted:Hi, my name is Joe and if anyone has seen the news lately and is into crypto then you know what happened to the FTX trading app. I had over 10k saved to surprise my girlfriend of 2 years with her dream ring she always deserved. Everything was going great after crypto tanked and I was finally making my money back. Four or five days ago FTX filed for bankruptcy and people lost millions of dollars. I am luckily not one who lost over 10k, but like many others my app is frozen and all the funds are gone. Planning on spending 10k on a ring or investing it in crypto, which is more BWM?
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 03:26 |
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Vice President posted:one weird tricks, banks hate it! No way that's real or actually works. It's a bogus dispute that should be correctable if FTX lodges any sort of rebuttal. The bigger question, if it even applies, is why would FTX allow purchases of crypto on credit? I'm guessing that they don't, or maybe I'm putting to much faith in their operation. There's no way. Right? Right?
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 03:28 |
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I'm sure most banks will deny it outright from the start and some banks will give a provisional credit while they investigate the "fraud" alleged to initiate the chargeback or claim. With FTX being in complete disarray I suppose there is a very, very, very slim chance a few people somehow beat the odds and some overworked agent at the bank goes "well nobody at FTX picked up the phone to dispute the claim" and grants it but I sure wouldn't bet a potential bank fraud charge on that.
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Raskolnikov2089 posted:https://www.gofundme.com/f/lost-wedding-ring-money-on-ftx-crypto-app?qid=c817f8d664b26e813a667fc5729c732e an unanswerable question because she'll just leave him when she realizes he lost $10k
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 03:55 |
It's kind of on point that a crypto bro who makes bad money decisions also wants to drop $10k he doesn't have on a ring.
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 03:59 |
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Between crypto imploding and Muskrat revealing that he’s not wearing any clothes, could we say that these are the halcyon days for this thread? Cherish it.
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# ? Nov 19, 2022 04:15 |
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Popete posted:Is that the sort of thing the bank issued the charge back but will dig into it further and then want their money back? it's both fraud and a violation of the automatic stay (bankruptcy judges really don't like that) I mean if it were my life savings I might but in fact the debtors already have a playbook on how to gently caress you for doing it
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Popete posted:Look at this Hufflepuff over here. More like Hufflecuck amirite?
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withak posted:I love the “our financial statements should no longer be relied upon” wording. You'll never believe where Bird's CFO went to work earlier this year, after doing that whole cooking the books thing That's right, binance. I'm sure his understanding of business ethics will help him fit right in in crypto world
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# ? Nov 20, 2022 00:59 |
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at least a 10k ring might get you laid
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# ? Nov 20, 2022 01:40 |
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ultrafilter posted:https://twitter.com/matt_levine/status/1593648516131323907 The article really just glosses over the whole "white supremacist blogger" thing, huh
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# ? Nov 20, 2022 08:46 |
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Dan Olson is still observing the weirdness of the meme stock crowd, and still uncovering more desperation than we ever thought possible: https://twitter.com/foldablehuman/status/1594254293477228546 https://twitter.com/foldablehuman/status/1594257065383718912 https://twitter.com/foldablehuman/status/1594374038880923648
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LanceHunter posted:Dan Olson is still observing the weirdness of the meme stock crowd, and still uncovering more desperation than we ever thought possible: I'd be down for whatever "Line Goes Up 2" ends up being. A documentary on post-meme Gamestop would be wild.
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# ? Nov 20, 2022 22:41 |
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Why even bother reporting on some tweets out there with less than a handful of likes? BREAKING NEWS: thebigdickerr69420 just took a huge dump!!
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The Big Jesus posted:Why even bother reporting on some tweets out there with less than a handful of likes? Dan Olson's very well regarded in a few corners, including on SA, for his longform video essays, including his discussion of blockchain, crypto and NFTs.
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i know reddit is cheating but, lol i know only enough about options to know this person made a very bad decision
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Only losing 25k is bush league loss porn for the wsb psychos.
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