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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Infantino almost stumbled onto a real rebuttal at some point in his speech when he said Europe doesn't actually give a poo poo about migrant workers and if they did they wouldn't let tens of thousands of migrants drown in the Mediterranean, and then he promptly made it very clear he didn't actually understand his own point at all with 56 minutes of claiming he understands the plight of gay disabled Muslim women because as a child he was bullied for being Italian, just to clarify that he'll say literally anything to defend his enormous Qatari bank account.

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Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
I'm not gonna lie if any of the gulf royals gave me as much money as the qatari's gave Infantino I will immediately sell all of you out and dive into my money pile. I wont even bother defending it. I wish these westerner officials would stop pretending they're something more than just a money grubbing hypocrite and just say 'gently caress you I'm a millionare now eat poo poo losers'. that's the only argument that would be morally consistent with the types to who go do LIV gold of something.

Al-Saqr fucked around with this message at 13:39 on Nov 19, 2022

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



AceOfFlames posted:

Ok, this is probably going to sound like the stupidest question in the world: how do these people then deposit this money in the bank? Do they all have Swiss bank accounts (I guess since their HQ is in literal Switzerland). I ask because if I get a transfer from abroad (I still have some savings back home) my own bank immediately sends me an email asking me where I got this money and all but asking me if I am a money launderer. I can't imagine asking for a bribe and not getting caught thanks to the nature of banking.

All of your favorite banks love laundering money for dictators and criminals though.

quote:

Over 2,100 suspicious activity reports (SARs) covering more than $2trn (£1.5trn) in transactions were leaked to BuzzFeed News and shared with the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists (ICIJ).

These reports, and more than 17,600 other records obtained by the ICIJ, allegedly show how senior banking officials allowed fraudsters to move money between accounts in the knowledge that the funds were being generated or used criminally.

Five global banks were named in the investigation: JPMorgan Chase, HSBC, Standard Chartered, Deutsche Bank and Bank of New York Mellon.

Covering transactions between 1999 and 2017, the SARs were leaked from the US Financial Crimes Investigation Network (FinCEN), an agency which is part of the US Treasury and tasked with tackling money laundering.

Two weeks ago FinCEN warned that media organisations were preparing to publish a story on documents that had been obtained illegally, before last week announcing that it was seeking public comments on how to improve the anti-money laundering system in the US.

According to the ICIJ, the $2trn in suspicious transactions identified within the documents represents less than 0.02% of the more than 12 million SARs that financial institutions filed with FinCEN between 2011 and 2017.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Idk what it is that makes powerful white men go to this exact rhetorical well to try and convince people they care, but somehow it keeps happening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjZFP5jEs


Grimson posted:

All of your favorite banks love laundering money for dictators and criminals though.

HSBC is a criminal money laundering enterprise with a side hustle as a bank.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Crazy Ted posted:

Literally from the same Swiss state as Sepp Blatter.

I am calling to pause the Swiss until we figure out what the hell is going on

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
They made an enormous Fyre Festival

https://twitter.com/rhiachohan/status/1593912019111084033?t=PneHJ596aQBHq9Cyepnlwg&s=19

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
this is a threat

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

I am calling to pause the Swiss until we figure out what the hell is going on

helvetia delenda est

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
decent read if you are new to all this:

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/19/sports/soccer/world-cup-qatar-2022.html

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Al-Saqr posted:

What I love the most about rich arab gulf potentates is that fundamentally they truly understand the one thing western officials truly understand, Money and hypocrisy.

That's two things OP :eng101:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol

https://twitter.com/robpalkwriter/status/1593959960123244546?t=391xIQhuMu9t87qUg3FNjg&s=19

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
Man,

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
"plus I was Italian, so imagine"
_____________/

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
i did *not* expect to wake up and see bald rear end johnny infantino threatening to feel a migrant worker on CNN but here we are :iit:

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

I realise almost all my posts in this thread are variants of 'lmao'

But lmao

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
$200b to chuck some futons in the middle of a gravel pit and call it a day

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

*Italian Shania Twain voice*: EEEEEEEEEEY I feel-a like-a da woman!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
But how fancy are the VIP and sponsor hotels?

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Al-Saqr posted:

I'm not gonna lie if any of the gulf royals gave me as much money as the qatari's gave Infantino I will immediately sell all of you out and dive into my money pile. I wont even bother defending it. I wish these westerner officials would stop pretending they're something more than just a money grubbing hypocrite and just say 'gently caress you I'm a millionare now eat poo poo losers'. that's the only argument that would be morally consistent with the types to who go do LIV gold of something.

In other "incredibly stupid" question, why is it that people who get bribed simply not keep the money and not do anything? What can the bribee do in that case, call the police for them not taking your illegal bribe? If someone paid me 1m to vote for them, I'd just keep it, not do it then get another job.

Edit: i guess the answer is "hope they bribe you again in the future" but given the pettiness of the people who do these things i wouldn't count on it, personally.

I'd be the worst criminal.

AceOfFlames fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Nov 19, 2022

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
I am bald, I'm Qatari
Today I am from Harare
I'm disabled, I am gay
I do not feel ashamed

I was bribed
Now I'm rich
I'm still a ginger bitch
And you wouldn't want it any other way

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

https://twitter.com/dude_javis/status/1593940066853785601?s=20&t=LICR5zA2liOWTgrvSPRSYw
:laugh:

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Wazzerphuk posted:

I am bald, I'm Qatari
Today I am from Harare
I'm disabled, I am gay
I do not feel ashamed

I was bribed
Now I'm rich
I'm still a ginger bitch
And you wouldn't want it any other way

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



AceOfFlames posted:

Ok, this is probably going to sound like the stupidest question in the world: how do these people then deposit this money in the bank? Do they all have Swiss bank accounts (I guess since their HQ is in literal Switzerland). I ask because if I get a transfer from abroad (I still have some savings back home) my own bank immediately sends me an email asking me where I got this money and all but asking me if I am a money launderer. I can't imagine asking for a bribe and not getting caught thanks to the nature of banking.

The Swiss banks have specialists who will manage the whole process for you. UBS, Julius Bär, etc. all have "scandals" in their recent past.

AceOfFlames posted:

In other "incredibly stupid" question, why is it that people who get bribed simply not keep the money and not do anything? What can the bribee do in that case, call the police for them not taking your illegal bribe? If someone paid me 1m to vote for them, I'd just keep it, not do it then get another job.

Edit: i guess the answer is "hope they bribe you again in the future" but given the pettiness of the people who do these things i wouldn't count on it, personally.

I'd be the worst criminal.

The kind of people who can afford a bribe for a rich man to compromise his career can easily afford bribes for a number of poor men to commit violence and a number of police to look the other way.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Wazzerphuk posted:

I am bald, I'm Qatari
Today I am from Harare
I'm disabled, I am gay
I do not feel ashamed

I was bribed
Now I'm rich
I'm still a ginger bitch
And you wouldn't want it any other way

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

goatface posted:

But how fancy are the VIP and sponsor hotels?

Some of them are not very fancy as they're still unfinished!

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

AceOfFlames posted:

In other "incredibly stupid" question, why is it that people who get bribed simply not keep the money and not do anything? What can the bribee do in that case, call the police for them not taking your illegal bribe? If someone paid me 1m to vote for them, I'd just keep it, not do it then get another job.

Edit: i guess the answer is "hope they bribe you again in the future" but given the pettiness of the people who do these things i wouldn't count on it, personally.

I'd be the worst criminal.

In some cases, like the purchase of the World Cup, it's because the bribes haven't been paid out yet. To get the three African votes, Qatar promised each of them $1.5m in "development funds for their national confederations" but presumably that was paid out after the vote. Presumably, same thing for the $10m South Africa paid to Jack Warner and Chuck Blazer back in the day. In other cases it's part of the promise of an ongoing relationship, like when Mohammed bin Hammam gave brown envelopes full of $40k cash to Caribbean delegates in hotel rooms in Trinidad to try and buy their votes for FIFA president, with the assumption being that if elected he would continue finding other ways to funnel cash to delegates in the future.

Also if you take the money and then don't do what they say, there's always the implicit threat of consequences. That doesn't have to be anything as severe as a Qatari hit squad killing you or anything Hollywood like that, but for instance, if you are the kind of person that takes bribes, this probably isn't the only bribe you've ever accepted, and the people bribing you may have evidence that they could leak showing that you take bribes, if you don't actually vote for them afterwards.

It seems like in a lot of cases in Qatar, the bribes aren't just to win votes but to open up ongoing commercial and political relationships. Platini voting for Qatar in 2010 helped cement a lot of enduring ties between France and Qatar, including Qatar buying the football club Paris St. Germain and sinking billions of euros into it, and Qatar purchasing weapons from French arms manufacturers. In a case like that, it seems Qatar didn't even directly bribe Platini with an envelope of cash or anything, they just communicated to Sarkozy that it would be in the best interests of the budding France-Qatar relationship for Platini's French vote to secure the World Cup for Qatar, with the implication being that all those future deals and contracts were at risk if Platini didn't follow through. Same thing for the Thai vote, shortly after the World Cup bidding in which the Thai delegate voted for Qatar, Thailand and Qatar signed a natural gas trade deal.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

greazeball posted:

The kind of people who can afford a bribe for a rich man to compromise his career can easily afford bribes for a number of poor men to commit violence and a number of police to look the other way.

tbh I think it's more that to get a position of influence at FIFA or the IOC, you all scratch each others backs in a circle

that's the trick to doing a corruption, if you do it on your own you're just a criminal, but if everyone's in on it then you get to have a good time with your buddies and they all get a little piece of pie to take home

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

FullLeatherJacket posted:

tbh I think it's more that to get a position of influence at FIFA or the IOC, you all scratch each others backs in a circle

that's the trick to doing a corruption, if you do it on your own you're just a criminal, but if everyone's in on it then you get to have a good time with your buddies and they all get a little piece of pie to take home

Yeah it's important to remember that if you're a member of a criminal organization like FIFA, your job isn't to run football, your job is to make money for yourself. The initial question treats it as "why not take a bribe once but then continue doing your job normally afterwards?" but that's the wrong way to look at it because it assumes the people involved do something other than take bribes in all their other activities. You take the bribe and do what they want because that's how you make every decision, because you're in it to make money by accepting the biggest bribe, you're not in it to do anything else.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Wazzerphuk posted:

I am bald, I'm Qatari
Today I am from Harare
I'm disabled, I am gay
I do not feel ashamed

I was bribed
Now I'm rich
I'm still a ginger bitch
And you wouldn't want it any other way

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
That's it. I've had enough. I am toxxing myself to never take a vacation in Qatar. Someone had to stand up.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


have we revisited this classic article itt

https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2010/nov/25/world-cup-2022-qatar-fifa

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

vyelkin posted:

Yeah it's important to remember that if you're a member of a criminal organization like FIFA, your job isn't to run football, your job is to make money for yourself. The initial question treats it as "why not take a bribe once but then continue doing your job normally afterwards?" but that's the wrong way to look at it because it assumes the people involved do something other than take bribes in all their other activities. You take the bribe and do what they want because that's how you make every decision, because you're in it to make money by accepting the biggest bribe, you're not in it to do anything else.

that, plus while I don't want to go too far into "hurrah for the Raj" territory, in a lot of the world that's the accepted way of doing business and Mozambique has exactly the same say at FIFA as Germany or Argentina does

I think £100 was the going rate for "the local police are now your personal henchmen" in India, but it might have changed since then

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

vyelkin posted:

$200b to chuck some futons in the middle of a gravel pit and call it a day

someone put that convention ball pool in the photos

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always


no water without a wristband, in case you use it to make alcohol or have gay sex with it

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

I also recommend This Is What Winning Looks Like if you want to see how far you can go purely on the power of grift and apathy

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

this was written before the US destroyed libya and the syrian civil war broke out. i am curious about israeli passports because i don't remember that coming up lol

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Jose posted:

this was written before the US destroyed libya and the syrian civil war broke out. i am curious about israeli passports because i don't remember that coming up lol

iirc weren't you able to book tickets from Israel, but they would come with the country listed as 'Occupied Palestine'?

gotta hand it to em, etc, etc

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


FullLeatherJacket posted:

iirc weren't you able to book tickets from Israel, but they would come with the country listed as 'Occupied Palestine'?

gotta hand it to em, etc, etc
okay i like qatar now lmao

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Israelis should be banned from anything sports, culture or humanities related until they start treating the Palestinians like human beings.

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sad question
May 30, 2020

Are there any funny toilets like in Sochi? Or did they avoid that by not building any

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