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oscarthewilde
May 16, 2012


I would often go there
To the tiny church there

ty! also lolling at the fact that Weiner's first sexting scandal was the result him accidentally tweeting a photo of his junk at some random woman instead of sliding into her dm's. another victim of ed ballsification!

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Cash4clunkers

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

Zerg Mans posted:

the Venezuelan invasion gravy seals hogtied with one of them having peed and the pee ran down hill to his face

these guys weren't even getting paid because Guaido reneged on the deal and the check never cleared

also the operation was allegedly planned in the reserved birthday party room at a Buffalo Wild Wings

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



no mangling, just bears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

moist turtleneck posted:

what was that tweet by the red head right wing nerd that said something like "if obama had sex in college then why wont anyone have sex with me"

his name was chuck johnson or something boring like that

Was Barack actually having sex in college because it sure sounded like he didn't

Weka
May 5, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!

Milo and POTUS posted:

Was Barack actually having sex in college because it sure sounded like he didn't

He began dating Michelle when he was at Harvard.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

moist turtleneck posted:

what was that tweet by the red head right wing nerd that said something like "if obama had sex in college then why wont anyone have sex with me"

his name was chuck johnson or something boring like that

If Obama had sex in college maybe he wouldn't have hosed the world later.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Milo and POTUS posted:

Was Barack actually having sex in college because it sure sounded like he didn't

Ethereal bisexual marxist

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

Orange Devil posted:

If Obama had sex in college maybe he wouldn't have hosed the world later.

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2020/11/19/barack-obama-virginia-woolf-ethereal-bisexual-michel-foucault-college-president-dating/

in case anyone is wondering what the word salad headline looks like in an AI art generator

https://neural.love/ai-art-generato...resident-dating

War and Pieces has issued a correction as of 15:08 on Nov 19, 2022

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Fanon, in some way, guided US's involvement in liberating Libya. Inspiring.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Weka posted:

He began dating Michelle when he was at Harvard.

i “dated” someone in middle school too but that doesn’t guarantee he smashed before getting the diploma

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.


guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Get Your War On

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/498211667818586112?s=61&t=NJDCdPdeud51c4OqgcdTjg

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
some chud posted a picture of AOC naked in a bath tub and some foot dude came out of the woodwork immediately to debunk it based on the shape of her big toe.

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

some chud posted a picture of AOC naked in a bath tub and some foot dude came out of the woodwork immediately to debunk it based on the shape of her big toe.

You're kinda underselling foot-pedia here.

Weka
May 5, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!
wikifoot is politicised bullshit imo

Weka
May 5, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!

mawarannahr posted:

i “dated” someone in middle school too but that doesn’t guarantee he smashed before getting the diploma

I think they married before he finished. School that is, not smashing.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

genericnick posted:

You're kinda underselling foot-pedia here.

please it's wikifeet

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Forget it, Jake, it's the foot fetish community.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


lol

lmao

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Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007

Zerg Mans posted:

the Venezuelan invasion gravy seals hogtied with one of them having peed and the pee ran down hill to his face

I always loved how the fishermen who caught laid them out like they were displaying their catch to customers.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Just had a cheeky lol remembering how hard they were trying to boost Harris as the successor to Biden in the early administration, constantly calling it the "Biden-Harris administration" etc

wonder why they stopped

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Do not come

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

loquacius posted:

Just had a cheeky lol remembering how hard they were trying to boost Harris as the successor to Biden in the early administration, constantly calling it the "Biden-Harris administration" etc

wonder why they stopped

They still do this

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
People canceling Yuri Gagarin because Putin attacked Ukraine

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

loquacius posted:

"Biden-Harris administration"
that time he said Obiden-Bama administration

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
When the president called a woman dog-faced because she questioned him about his manifest corruption or something

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



Rich Nephew

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

paul_soccer12 posted:

When the president called a woman dog-faced because she questioned him about his manifest corruption or something

That junkyard polecat tweet

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

DACK FAYDEN posted:

that time he said Obiden-Bama administration

President... My Boss

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



bara etc. barack

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
Baquackula Obamailure

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

President... My Boss
Raprock Obama

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
Preselment Trunt

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



when jimmy kimmel lost to ted cruz in a 1v1 basketball game

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://files.catbox.moe/vdragx.mp4

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

Mind_Taker posted:

when jimmy kimmel lost to ted cruz in a 1v1 basketball game

lol jesus

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

well. i did not predict the second half.

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Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



That reminds me of a time when Bruno and Dr. Paul almost hooked up. It went a little something like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOEJGKusJb8

I miss Ron Paul :rip: :negative:

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