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kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Took me a moment to realize that was Punisher and not Taskmaster

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Hell, despite seeing it was a Punisher comic I just presumed that was Crossbones

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
The Batmobile is not designed for carpooling. From Mr. Freeze: One Bad Day.



Finally, Guy is on the other side of this situation. From DCeased, War of the Undead Gods #4.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
This page from Chris Cantwell's last issue of Iron Man (#25) is pretty funny. Huge missed opportunity to not include a Squirrel Girl tweet though.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

The Punisher: Assassin's Guild (1988)

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas
It's actually not technically the Punisher, it's one of several fake Punishers running around in the mid-90s. This particular guy is Carlos Cruz, a former cop recruited by Microchip for reasons I no longer remember. Really trashy comics but fun in that hyper-testerone-addled way.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Double Edge: Alpha (1995)

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

I mean, the stacked physique, skin-tight magenta 3/4 sleeve shirt, and green hair all kind of give it away, imo

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

BLAM Punisher BLAM #14 BLAM (1996) BLAM

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Darthemed posted:


Double Edge: Alpha (1995)

I'm putting this on my business card.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

The Punisher War Journal #46 (1992)

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer


DCeased: War of the Undead Gods #3

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


TwoPair posted:



DCeased: War of the Undead Gods #3

I feel like Artemis would respect that, like "yeah my man, it's balanced for my preference but you're a hunter, you have to trust your tools"

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition

Darthemed posted:


BLAM Punisher BLAM #14 BLAM (1996) BLAM

Wow. I never knew Darick Robertson drew a Punisher book.

That's one hell of a chin on Frank.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

I feel like Artemis would respect that, like "yeah my man, it's balanced for my preference but you're a hunter, you have to trust your tools"
"Sure, we invented the thing, but humans have probably made some developments in the time since."

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Nomad #6 (1992)

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Gravitas Shortfall posted:

I feel like Artemis would respect that, like "yeah my man, it's balanced for my preference but you're a hunter, you have to trust your tools"
DC Artemis is not really into "respecting human opinions".

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

The Punisher War Zone #1 (1992)

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Darthemed posted:


The Punisher War Zone #1 (1992)

lol they redid this scene in the Thomas Jane Punisher movie

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Alaois posted:

lol they redid this scene in the Thomas Jane Punisher movie

I was wracking my brain trying to remember where I'd seen that set-up before. Thank you.

Beerdeer
Apr 25, 2006

Frank Herbert's Dude

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

The Punisher War Journal #37 (1991)

TheCenturion
May 3, 2013
HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQTW7Pd1vqc

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Darthemed posted:


The Punisher War Journal #37 (1991)

Not surprised Elon has guns, really

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Darthemed posted:


The Punisher War Journal #37 (1991)
When you always stop reading the Bill of Rights at Amendment Three because who cares about quartering soldiers in a house without consent of the owner anymore?

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Darthemed posted:


The Punisher War Journal #37 (1991)

Always good to see a fellow edgerunner, choom

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Keromaru5 posted:

When you always stop reading the Bill of Rights at Amendment Three because who cares about quartering soldiers in a house without consent of the owner anymore?

Sounds like he didn't even read the first two that closely.

"Blah blah right to bear blah blah free speech blah regulated militia blah boring."

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
To be fair, Punisher is an extremely well-regulated one-man militia.

Those regulations don't always line up with existing laws, morality or even good ideas for reducing crime and suffering, but Frank is gonna stick to them regardless.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice



The Punisher Annual #2 (1989)

Draga
Dec 9, 2011

WASHI JA!

Darthemed posted:




The Punisher Annual #2 (1989)


Punisher #14 (2018)

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Wasn't Khonshu taking over New York around that time in Aaron's Avengers?

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
by that point frank himself has met at least a dozen gods, he's just giving marc poo poo

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

site posted:

by that point frank himself has met at least a dozen gods, he's just giving marc poo poo

To be fair, I could totally envision a scene from Aaron where Thor is like: Khonshu? Oh, yes, he is very real. A millennia ago, we fought side-by-side on the fields of Svartelheim when the Dark Elves aligned themselves with the followers of Set. But, he's never mentioned Marc Spector, and you know, out of professional courtesy, I simply do not bring it up.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Darthemed posted:




The Punisher Annual #2 (1989)

I love that, in a world where it is a natural law that two heroes who meet have to fight due to a misunderstanding, Punisher and Moon Knight are the guys who run into each other and just go "Howdy bro!"

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


That one time Magneto came to the Scarlet Witch's Thanksgiving:



Vision and the Scarlet Witch (1985) #06

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Magneto Was Right (about showing up to Thanksgiving in your civvies and not a ridiculous costume)

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Put a shirt on Namor

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Lobok posted:

Magneto Was Right (about showing up to Thanksgiving in your civvies and not a ridiculous costume)

It was so loving hilarious at the first Krakoan Hellfire gala where the X-Men are in costumes designed by someone who like actually designs gowns for like the met gala and what not and the Avengers show up in their loving uniforms.

Joe Fisto
Dec 6, 2002

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

Infinitum posted:

Put a shirt on Namor

Someone dub Namor into here please

https://youtu.be/ctlEBHDROAw

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Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Infinitum posted:

Put a shirt on Namor

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