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Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
I would spend as much money as it takes to not be inconvenienced by anything ever again.

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

akadajet posted:

propofol. it knocks you out cold and minimal grogginess when you wake up. lol at being dependent on it

it’s also iv only and you need to have respiratory equipment available. when Michael Jackson died I was working on an anesthesia related medical device and the anesthesiologists were pissed that a family medicine doc was allowed to do that

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



when i got propofol i also woke up feeling great and elated, above and beyond finding out that no, everything was basically ok. it was like being happy drunk and if MJ had the same kind of reaction i could see that getting addictive

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



if I woke up feeling that way every time I had to wake up I would absolutely be recklessly addicted to it

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Raged posted:

Also, I would hunt real estate agents for sport.

Isentropy
Dec 12, 2010

I would buy all of Stan Kroenkes teams (especially the Nordiques) and move them to Québec City as God intended

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
There once was a Boer, very wealthy
Who did manage a takeover stealthy
He legalized jokes
and ran off all the wokes

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Isentropy posted:

I would buy all of Stan Kroenkes teams (especially the Nordiques) and move them to Québec City as God intended

inshallah

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

ADINSX posted:

This is fun, one more with the same rhyming scheme as before

There once was a dev who did show
elon all the issues in code
musk yelled "I'll have your job", and became a corn cob
and that's why the site doesn't load
lol

the right wingers started to whinge
so Elon went off on a binge
no one would stand tall
so he fired them all
I'm starting to think this guy's cringe

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



Jonny 290 posted:

There once was a Boer, very wealthy
Who did manage a takeover stealthy
He legalized jokes
and ran off all the wokes


i think we have a winner

3hands
Feb 23, 2018

Jonny 290 posted:

There once was a Boer, very wealthy
Who did manage a takeover stealthy
He legalized jokes
and ran off all the wokes

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

KoRMaK posted:

their are people in your city that are operating on a shoestring budget that are doing direct action to help alleviate human suffering in multiple dimensions. they always need volunteers. seek them out, volunteer with them for several several actions to make sure they aren't bullshit and start giving thousand dollar anonymous contributions to see how they use it. depending on how they react, you may have found an org that has a vision and you can trust.

look into their board but do not join their board.

it would not be difficult to make a positive difference in the world if you were rich and actually wanted to do so

Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

Jonny 290 posted:

There once was a Boer, very wealthy
Who did manage a takeover stealthy
He legalized jokes
and ran off all the wokes


:perfect:

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Nitrousoxide posted:

Ah excellent, my montly Hitler Magazine has come in. I wonder what's new this time.

unfortunately, it's more Hitlers

Gnossiennes
Jan 7, 2013


Loving chairs more every day!

Nessus posted:

when i got propofol i also woke up feeling great and elated, above and beyond finding out that no, everything was basically ok. it was like being happy drunk and if MJ had the same kind of reaction i could see that getting addictive

propofol is funny because you can wake up from surgery, feel great, do way more than you should, and then experience what getting hit by a truck feels like the next day

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
etomidate was a crazy rear end experience.

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
propofol owns that's what i want when its time to go

tak
Jan 31, 2003

lol demowned
Grimey Drawer

Jonny 290 posted:

There once was a Boer, very wealthy
Who did manage a takeover stealthy
He legalized jokes
and ran off all the wokes

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Jonny 290 posted:

There once was a Boer, very wealthy
Who did manage a takeover stealthy
He legalized jokes
and ran off all the wokes



Chris Knight posted:

the right wingers started to whinge
so Elon went off on a binge
no one would stand tall
so he fired them all
I'm starting to think this guy's cringe

Lol

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
the last time i had propofol i went out and test drove an audi s3 then ended up buying one. somehow i got it for $12k under msrp

i regret nothing

Ultraklystron
May 19, 2010

Unsafe At Every Speed

Jonny 290 posted:

There once was a Boer, very wealthy
Who did manage a takeover stealthy
He legalized jokes
and ran off all the wokes


You win this round Jonny

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




drat yospos has some quality limericists.

There once was an African nonce,
Who bought a website in response
To divorcing Grimes
And committing sex crimes
Not seen since the Renaissance

3hands
Feb 23, 2018

univbee posted:

drat yospos has some quality limericists.

There once was an African nonce,
Who bought a website in response
To divorcing Grimes
And committing sex crimes
Not seen since the Renaissance

a strung out space junkie's social media feed
was chock full of alt right reply guys gone to seed
one weird trick to win cultural slap fight
pay the funny number for website
drug induced mania and narcissistic greed!

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


there once was a moron called Elon
whom idiots would constantly fellate on
he was divorced by grimes
tweeted out his crimes
and now his kids don't want to see him

e: weak rhymes but I've been drinking

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Wild EEPROM posted:

I would spend as much money as it takes to not be inconvenienced by anything ever again.

I want to own a valley with the worlds most aggressive sound system scattered around it

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

there once was a moron called Elon
whom idiots would constantly fellate on
he was divorced by grimes
tweeted out his crimes
and now his kids don't want to see him

e: weak rhymes but I've been drinking

lol remember when drunk posting used to be probatable?

thered be hardly anyone left f it was still the case

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


echinopsis posted:

lol remember when drunk posting used to be probatable?

thered be hardly anyone left f it was still the case

i said drinking not drunk :mad:

it would be pretty funny to get probed for admitting it vs all the other times though

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

echinopsis posted:

lol remember when drunk posting used to be probatable?

thered be hardly anyone left f it was still the case
        /

emf
Aug 1, 2002



demanding sobriety is ableism

has the world cup not killed twitter yet because nobody gives a poo poo out quatar v ecuador? the round of 16 matchups all look to be blowouts or inconsequential snoozers

twitter might die before the world cup can kill it

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
in fairness to print media, elon has hosed this all up inside a normal publishing cycle

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Shame Boy posted:

unfortunately that's literally what they want, the torture AI is what happens when everything goes right, it is the benevolent result

that was always the funniest part to me

The torture AI in Roko's Basilisk is meant to torture people who didn't work to support its creation. I'm proposing to create the opposite AI, which tortures people who do work to support the creation of the original torture AI, such that no matter what, they are getting tortured.

mystes
May 31, 2006

I'm going to create an AI that tortures everyone who's dumb enough to have opinions about future torture AIs

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

the torture AI isn't good, it's just a pascal's wager argument

mystes
May 31, 2006

That depends on how many hn posters it tortures

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

man elon openly begging trump to come back to twitter is loving pathetic

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

mystes posted:

That depends on how many hn posters it tortures

tru

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Pinterest Mom posted:

man elon is loving pathetic

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

emf posted:

demanding sobriety is ableism

has the world cup not killed twitter yet because nobody gives a poo poo out quatar v ecuador? the round of 16 matchups all look to be blowouts or inconsequential snoozers

twitter might die before the world cup can kill it

probably imo. i don't even follow football but i saw ecuador scored a goal real early on and it seemed like a wet fart

i was reading somewhere earlier that qatar didn't even have a real team at the time they submitted the fifa bid, lol. i'm assuming most people don't give a poo poo about it

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fermun
Nov 4, 2009

Beeftweeter posted:

probably imo. i don't even follow football but i saw ecuador scored a goal real early on and it seemed like a wet fart

i was reading somewhere earlier that qatar didn't even have a real team at the time they submitted the fifa bid, lol. i'm assuming most people don't give a poo poo about it

fifa should allow players to change nationalities, like how china's hockey team at the last winter olympics had a bunch of american and canadian players on it that china had just paid to get chinese citizenship

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