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I love when clients analyze my trial strategy.
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when I took my cat to a veterenarian and he tried to prescribe a homeopathic remedy and then suggested I could help my cat by giving her a placebo I bailed on him He was all "you've been watching too much youtube" as his parting shot I'm sure there are no bad lawyers though, and clients should always just let the lawyer do their thing without thinking at all about whether the thing they're doing is good or makes sense or is maybe total horseshit
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Are you comparing veterinarians to lawyers ??
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Nov 19, 2022 23:56
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Does your cat not analyze your trial strategy?
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Leperflesh posted:when I took my cat to a veterenarian and he tried to prescribe a homeopathic remedy and then suggested I could help my cat by giving her a placebo I bailed on him The placebo was weed
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Nov 20, 2022 00:08
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Your veterinarian is not ethically bound to providing a zealous defense of your cats life
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euphronius posted:Your veterinarian is not ethically bound to providing a zealous defense of your cats life They're not? Don't they take the Hippocatic Oath?!
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Could you imagine if lawyers could ethically euthanize their clients ??
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euphronius posted:Your veterinarian is not ethically bound to providing a zealous defense of your cats life Foxfire_ fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Nov 20, 2022 |
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euphronius posted:Could you imagine if lawyers could ethically euthanize their clients ?? Motion to render client.
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I just skimmed the vet ethics thing I found. No mention of zealous.
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As a former ALJ I rule that the educational demands of the profession and the duty of care are sufficiently equivalent for the poster's analogy
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EwokEntourage posted:this may shock the fine people of SA, but most people want to pay debts they owe I dunno man I used to work collecting debts and very few of the people I talked to seemed to want to pay. I mean, they said they did, but they wouldn't actually do it.
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sullat posted:I dunno man I used to work collecting debts and very few of the people I talked to seemed to want to pay. I mean, they said they did, but they wouldn't actually do it. Did you try picking them up by their ankles and shaking the change out of their pockets?
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One collections firm in town has questions on their debtor's interrogatories about pets. Like, they'd never actually repo your goldfish to pay down your delinquent credit card bill or whatever, they just want to motivate debtors by the threat. Gayle from bob's burgers gasping and clutching her pearls when an evil lawyer says "... so, ya got any cats?!"
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null_pointer posted:They're not? Don't they take the Hippocatic Oath?! 
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sullat posted:I dunno man I used to work collecting debts and very few of the people I talked to seemed to want to pay. I mean, they said they did, but they wouldn't actually do it. That's a sampling issue
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Nonexistence posted:One collections firm in town has questions on their debtor's interrogatories about pets. Like, they'd never actually repo your goldfish to pay down your delinquent credit card bill or whatever, they just want to motivate debtors by the threat. Gayle from bob's burgers gasping and clutching her pearls when an evil lawyer says "... so, ya got any cats?!" That’s likely a fdcpa violation. There’s a case out there where serving discovery in a collection lawsuit against a pro se was found to violate it
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I thought threatening any legal action you had no intention of taking or threatening to do something you couldn't legally do was a violation.
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I don't know if they've ever been dinged for that in particular, but I know they pay out a few thousand each year in fdcpa penalties and just view it as the cost of doing business in volume collections.
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BonerGhost posted:I thought threatening any legal action you had no intention of taking or threatening to do something you couldn't legally do was a violation. it is Nonexistence posted:I don't know if they've ever been dinged for that in particular, but I know they pay out a few thousand each year in fdcpa penalties and just view it as the cost of doing business in volume collections. all collection agencies do this . the fdcpa standard is incredibly low
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Nonexistence posted:One collections firm in town has questions on their debtor's interrogatories about pets. Like, they'd never actually repo your goldfish to pay down your delinquent credit card bill or whatever, they just want to motivate debtors by the threat. Gayle from bob's burgers gasping and clutching her pearls when an evil lawyer says "... so, ya got any cats?!" There's a spot for reporting that on the bankruptcy schedules so it seems OK? If a trustee can liquidate spot to raise money for the creditors...
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sullat posted:I dunno man I used to work collecting debts and very few of the people I talked to seemed to want to pay. I mean, they said they did, but they wouldn't actually do it. "Working as a veterinarian my take is that most pets are sick or injured"
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Everyone seems to hate debt collectors?!?
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I pay my debts, but if somehow the situation arose where one of my debts was purchased by a collections agency I wouldn't be particularly eager to pay them.
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Grip it and rip it posted:Everyone seems to hate debt collectors?!? Jesus didn’t.
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euphronius posted:Jesus didn’t. How did He feel about lawyers?
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null_pointer posted:How did He feel about lawyers? He's always been a big fan of whores
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null_pointer posted:How did He feel about lawyers? He felt defense attorneys were on par with himself and the holy spirit.
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joat mon posted:He felt defense attorneys were on par with himself and the holy spirit. Yeah, I'm going to need a biblical citation, for that.
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coming back to this thread after a long hiatus to let you all know not to waste your money starting a c-corp and biting off more than you can chew for one person bye savings, self-esteem, and sanity also yeh i was probably manic lesson learned the hard way turns out im the bitchass, I owe some of yall just trying to look out for me an apology, so i'm sorry yall ceebee fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Nov 23, 2022 |
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Question - is it bad when your lawyers are so bad that the judge removes the statutory cap for punitive damages?
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ceebee posted:Don't worry y'all will get front row seats to my path to homelessness.
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I ended up getting a job, making decent money, and buying a house. But I got laid off with a bunch of other folks a few months ago so yeah who knows I'll probably still end up homeless :/ apparently I'm only good at making other people rich... ceebee fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Nov 23, 2022 |
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ceebee if you still have any money I'm taking on investors for my J.G. Wentworth style business. My own lawsuit is my first client, 5 figure minimum investment, 7 figure maximum. I estimate a return of 20% within 6-12 months.
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bird with big dick posted:ceebee if you still have any money I'm taking on investors for my J.G. Wentworth style business. My own lawsuit is my first client, 5 figure minimum investment, 7 figure maximum. I estimate a return of 20% within 6-12 months. HOLY poo poo I'm in
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Look, you went wrong naming it Quibi. Just saying
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It was actually called goodhumans.live formerly mystreamspace.com I wish I was joking ceebee fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Nov 23, 2022 |
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ceebee posted:It was actually called goodhumans.live It wasn't an instruction manual... It was a cook book!!!!
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ceebee posted:
Hmm. ceebee posted:Hahaha leave it to goons to resort to calling me mentally ill or accusing me of having a manic episode. The only disability I have is ADHD but thank you for your concern. Narrator: it was, in fact, a manic episode. ceebee posted:
Narrator: However, he was, in fact, correct.
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