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Captain Hygiene posted:I've gotta hand it to Trump, completely ignoring Elon dropping to his knees and begging for him to return was actually the funniest outcome Agreed. But since Trump is hopelessly stupid and unfunny I fear he’ll eventually cave.
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Adenoid Dan posted:I believe he did the coma treatment because he was frustrated with the slow taper doctors at home were recommending for him. He wanted to go cold turkey which just isn't possible for benzos (without weird coma treatments anyway). Yes, and he has a Doctorate in Knowing That, but still decided that he’s an extra-special case and that doesn't apply to him. And IIRC the tell-all about jorp is from a member of the board of the University of Toronto who pushed for him to be a professor because he was just so dazzled by jorp's “showmanship” (read: unwarranted confidence). Not at all dissimilar to how people believe Musk is smart because Musk believes he's the smartest guy on earth and it takes actual thought to examine what he's saying.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:I don't doubt Trump will ultimately cave, it's funny that it's been more than 48 hours and he hasn't returned and elon's now posting porn memes to goad him. imagine being rich yet debasing yourself this way the more elon taunts him to come back, the weaker it will make trump look if he does, so i'm not at all convinced he'll do it maybe elon is trying to have his cake and eat it too or something... invite trump back to appeal to the free speech crowd, but hoping he actually won't because he would immediately steal the spotlight from musk. probably giving musk too much credit, he's no polytopia master.
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vaginite posted:Next Elon tweet "Please Trump I'll suck your dick" daddy's cumpanies
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Bad Purchase posted:the more elon taunts him to come back, the weaker it will make trump look if he does, so i'm not at all convinced he'll do it Nah, he's let Andrew Tate and Kanye back on as well, Elon's firmly in the headspace of thinking free speech drives engagement, and having three of the horsemen of fuckwittery ride in together will make everyone flock to Twitter to witness the spectacle. And Elon'll be cool because he made it happen!!  ...why are you all sighing and cupping your faces? 
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Bad Purchase posted:the more elon taunts him to come back, the weaker it will make trump look if he does, so i'm not at all convinced he'll do it Trump knows how to handle people who beg for his attention, if it wasn't clear to Elon by how Trump's sons have turned out.
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ymgve posted:
Horny has been legal on Twitter for a looong time See the aforementioned 裏垢女子 and no you can't see mine
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rekko posted:Horny has been legal on Twitter for a looong time nah I'm good, hoss
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Jon Oliver did a solid recap of this whole month's craziness tonight. Distills the ridiculousness while making some "salient" points
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smoobles posted:This is very cringe Imagine being an actual loving billionaire and using that position of power just to try and get Trump to gently caress you with his dick.
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Infinitum posted:
Musk has turned Twitter into a Wario/Toad slash fic platform. You hate to see it
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Captain Hygiene posted:I've gotta hand it to Trump, completely ignoring Elon dropping to his knees and begging for him to return was actually the funniest outcome
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I. M. Gei posted:
If you're just asking questions, it's just a second account where you post stuff you'd never want you friends and family to see. Some people show their faces, some don't, some 🙈 their (|), and some don't. Also you probably wouldn't have to look to hard to see some don't if you search 裏垢男子instead
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*slowly half-raising my hand, unsure whether to raise it all the way or quietly put it back down*
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I. M. Gei posted:nah I'm good, hoss Well it's all there if you ever feel the urge .
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Apparently I had a Twitter account from over 10 years ago that I never used. I must have made it when I was blackout drunk. I only noticed because I searched my email and found out that it was hacked like 5 years ago. Anyway, I took it back just to tell LibsOfTikTok to gently caress off. I'm just going to burn it by shouting into the void at the worst people in the world, I guess.
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deoju posted:I missed this from yesterday, but I'll never understand the appeal of vehicles that can have software failures for basic things like 'the headlights'. Any other car you could just keep a spare and change it yourself, but for this modern piece of genius, you need to wait for the company to release an update and potentially break something else, like its ability to recognise certain ethnicities of people at pedestrian crossings.
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TheMostFrench posted:I'll never understand the appeal of vehicles that can have software failures for basic things like 'the headlights'. Any other car you could just keep a spare and change it yourself, but for this modern piece of genius, you need to wait for the company to release an update and potentially break something else, like its ability to recognise certain ethnicities of people at pedestrian crossings. Olds complaining about how "cars these days have too many computers" was precious when they just had engine control units and poo poo. I'll admit it gets pretty dumb when you have to worry about making sure your car can get Wi-Fi updates for mundane poo poo like making sure your lights work properly.
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Just bricked my Tesla trying to access root.
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TheMostFrench posted:I'll never understand the appeal of vehicles that can have software failures for basic things like 'the headlights'. Any other car you could just keep a spare and change it yourself, but for this modern piece of genius, you need to wait for the company to release an update and potentially break something else, like its ability to recognise certain ethnicities of people at pedestrian crossings. Nothing says "if you're completely in the dark, and following me, you have no loving clue what I'm doing" like
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If the tailights aren't connected to a server how can we sell you custom light patterns for $9.95 a month?
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The Lone Badger posted:If the tailights aren't connected to a server how can we sell you custom light patterns for $9.95 a month? Edit: For $14.95 you get left and right indicators. Best value! Or you could always buy lootboxes with the premium currency you get from driving I suppose, and hope to get the feature you want.
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The Lone Badger posted:Edit: For $14.95 you get left and right indicators. Best value! I hate the future.
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The Lone Badger posted:Or you could always buy lootboxes with the premium currency you get from driving I suppose, and hope to get the feature you want. getting the blue shell driving down LA sounds like a great idea
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Sooo Twitter hasn’t stopped working yet?  What’s the next guess for it to spectacularly fail?
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Adenoid Dan posted:I believe he did the coma treatment because he was frustrated with the slow taper doctors at home were recommending for him. He wanted to go cold turkey which just isn't possible for benzos (without weird coma treatments anyway). Apparently the coma treatment isn't even that effective which is why, along with the whole 'inducing an artificial coma' thing is actually, as he found out, quite dangerous. Why no reputable clinic would do it and he ended up going to some no rules place who promptly hosed it up.
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Edmund Sparkler posted:Olds complaining about how "cars these days have too many computers" was precious when they just had engine control units and poo poo. I'll admit it gets pretty dumb when you have to worry about making sure your car can get Wi-Fi updates for mundane poo poo like making sure your lights work properly. Yeah but otoh literally no other cars are built in such a way because only Tesla could have such a mind-bendingly stupid design flaw And I say design flaw not referring to the bug but to the fact that whether or not the brake lights turn on is subject to car's software functioning properly, what the gently caress
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any idiot would just have it fail-safe to always on and then link the brake lights to physical pressure on the pedal god, Tesla, so dumb.
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NocnaShada posted:Sooo Twitter hasn’t stopped working yet? Were people expecting the World Cup to instantly kill the site? You've got to expect interest/discussion to grow as the tournament continues. I wonder when Max Hype will be. End of group stages?
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Imagine spending 44 billion dollars to get owned by Donald loving Trump. Lol
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I'd say near quarter finals or semi finals the footie hype will be near peak
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Deptfordx posted:Apparently the coma treatment isn't even that effective which is why, along with the whole 'inducing an artificial coma' thing is actually, as he found out, quite dangerous. Why no reputable clinic would do it and he ended up going to some no rules place who promptly hosed it up. Cold-turkey benzo withdrawal causes brain damage*. This is known. The coma may or may not have added its own issues. * mostly motor stuff I think, but don't quote me
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sharknado slashfic posted:Also death, potentially Yes. I think the fact that he was under medical supervision (however unethical) meant they were able to drag him back.
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Bula Vinaka posted:How the gently caress was Twitter valued at $44 billion? Because weed number funny.
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Bula Vinaka posted:How the gently caress was Twitter valued at $44 billion? Yeah it wasn't, that's just a number he picked to make it a massively good deal for the existing owners
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