Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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Elon Musk is truly an innovator, because he shortened the whole "I'm not mad" tweet into a single emoji: 🤣
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 21:46 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 15:32 |
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Elon Musk is truly an innovator, because he shortened the whole "I'm not mad" tweet into a single emoji: 🤣 he stole that from boomers on facebook
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 21:47 |
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1594789972015546368?s=20&t=7palVXEK-YxZ3XP9wrbwpw Israel is pissed.
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 21:48 |
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mobby_6kl posted:Holy poo poo did we miss this? ...Why does he respond directly to this Cat Turd guy like he's loving customer support? Who is Cat Turd to rise to this level of prominence? Jesus christ does this guy ever log off? Does this dude just sit around jacking off while waiting for wierd randos to @him? Man being rich is not at all what I thought it was.
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 21:48 |
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this is all he does he's a sad loving loser
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 21:50 |
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TulliusCicero posted:...Why does he respond directly to this Cat Turd guy like he's loving customer support? Who is Cat Turd to rise to this level of prominence? The richest man on earth is desperate for Catturd2 to notice him and tell him how awesome and handsome he is. Which might be the most pathetic thing I've seen in this entire afternoon
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 21:50 |
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Elon becoming besties with catturd is one I didn't see coming but should have expected
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 21:50 |
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Trillhouse posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1594789972015546368?s=20&t=7palVXEK-YxZ3XP9wrbwpw This will surely get advertisers back to Twitter
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 21:51 |
TulliusCicero posted:...Why does he respond directly to this Cat Turd guy like he's loving customer support? Who is Cat Turd to rise to this level of prominence? Yeah, during his 2am all hands on deck meetings where he demands the H1 visa holders explain what a software stack is.
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 21:52 |
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Elon's followers are 70% bots gargling his balls while he desperately tries to make friends. I would not accept his wealth if it meant I had to be him as well.
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 21:52 |
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mods back in the 00s used to rail on people who had the "posting disease" - they wouldn't stop poo poo posting and were miserable and dig themselves so loving deep and just not stop. they felt like they had to respond to any and all criticism while making themselves look like huge loving loser idiot weirdos. we get to see it happen with trump, kanye, and now musk
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 21:54 |
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Trillhouse posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1594789972015546368?s=20&t=7palVXEK-YxZ3XP9wrbwpw I really hope this is the timeline where Mossad ends up black bagging Elon
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 21:54 |
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Trillhouse posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1594789972015546368?s=20&t=7palVXEK-YxZ3XP9wrbwpw am I crazy or did he tag Taylor Swift in this for some reason?
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 21:55 |
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There Bias Two posted:Miss what? The turd being all smug about how the world didn't end (because Trump didn't actually tweet anything) Musky, the richest man in the world, replying to that rear end in a top hat at all Musky making GBS threads on Trent Reznor of all people
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 21:55 |
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TulliusCicero posted:I really hope this is the timeline where Mossad ends up black bagging Elon he has his (Jewish) lawyer in his responses backing him up on platforming an unabashed antisemite. Isn't there a word for Jewish people that do that?
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 21:56 |
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mobby_6kl posted:That "conversation". I missed something, why is he making GBS threads on Trent?
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 21:57 |
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Outrail posted:I missed something, why is he making GBS threads on Trent? Trent Reznor left twitter and musk is a huge crybaby and can’t help but comment to/on everyone who walks out.
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 21:58 |
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Outrail posted:I missed something, why is he making GBS threads on Trent? Because Trent Reznor said “Twitter is loving lame” and deleted his account.
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 21:58 |
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Frank Frank posted:Because Trent Reznor said “Twitter is loving lame” and deleted his account. Lol Trillhouse posted:he has his (Jewish) lawyer in his responses backing him up on platforming an unabashed antisemite. Maybe Quisling, but that's a Nordish term
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 21:59 |
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mobby_6kl posted:Holy poo poo did we miss this? Elon should work for Regal Cinema with that talent in projecting.
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 21:59 |
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Trillhouse posted:he has his (Jewish) lawyer in his responses backing him up on platforming an unabashed antisemite. "Shmuck" is technically Yiddish, but works well enough.
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 22:00 |
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Elon should work for Regal Cinema with that talent in projecting. i think he should work in a sewer
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 22:00 |
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Trillhouse posted:he has his (Jewish) lawyer in his responses backing him up on platforming an unabashed antisemite. Every time I think this dude has hit rock loving bottom, every minute he manages to reach new unfathomable depths of human waste barge Jesus wept
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 22:01 |
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AARD VARKMAN posted:i think he should work in a sewer then he can move on up from sewer man and crowdfund a dog shack
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 22:02 |
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gently caress yeah Trent Dude has a million times the creativity and charisma of lumpy boy musk
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 22:04 |
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mobby_6kl posted:Holy poo poo did we miss this? Strong "yelling 'quitter!' at someone who's already left the room" energy in this tweet.
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 22:05 |
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kazil posted:am I crazy or did he tag Taylor Swift in this for some reason? It’s not in the embed but he did indeed include Taylor Swift on his reply to Israel He is a very stable genius
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 22:06 |
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Bottom Liner posted:That’s like saying Twitter and Facebook aren’t toxic shitpiles because some sweet grandmas post about bake sales. No. It's a horrible platform, no doubt. It doesn't promote racism, but its algorithms promote racist posts in neighbourhoods where an interest in being racist is high. I don't live in such an area so any time I log in it's lost/found cat pics and people trying to give away unwanted poo poo, because nobody in my area is making posts about a black man looking suspicious while waiting for a bus.
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 22:07 |
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Trillhouse posted:he has his (Jewish) lawyer in his responses backing him up on platforming an unabashed antisemite. I think Kapo? Bit historically problematic
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 22:07 |
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Steadiman posted:The richest man on earth is desperate for Catturd2 to notice him and tell him how awesome and handsome he is. Which might be the most pathetic thing I've seen in this entire afternoon This afternoon, yes, but the priest/harlot thing with Trump still takes top prize for the week, even though it’s only Monday. And probably for this entire saga, really. Inzombiac posted:Elon's followers are 70% bots gargling his balls while he desperately tries to make friends. I’m actually really interested to read analysis of Twitter bot-farms — who runs them, how they evade blocking measures. It would be doubly hilarious to be able to compare aggregate bot availability/reliability to the same metrics about Twitter itself at the moment. Despite the promises, it seems like they just keep on postin’, doublin’ everybody’s crypto in Elon’s good name…
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 22:08 |
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koshmar posted:It’s not in the embed but he did indeed include Taylor Swift on his reply to Israel ...Is it because of his bestest and totally real friend Ye has a beef with her? What a loving wierdo Okay, this is a psy-op by the GOP isn't it? They are trying to rehabilitate Trump by having Kanye and Musk be completely loving batshit and awful to make Trump look good by comparison aren't they.
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 22:09 |
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Sockser posted:This innocuous nothing post I made on nextdoor is now over 100 replies from boomers who assume every software dev is 20, gargling trump's balls, yelling about minimum wage, etc God drat, these people are dumb as gently caress. This is the same kind of poo poo that got me to stop using Facebook. I can't handle the stupidity. Bottom Liner posted:Nextdoor is staggeringly bad even by social network standards
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 22:09 |
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TulliusCicero posted:...Is it because of his bestest and totally real friend Ye has a beef with her? What a loving wierdo Kanye and Elon probably will hang out together, because no one else will.
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 22:10 |
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The country of Israel is upset at Twitter for platforming a notorious anti-Semite and its CEO is doing the Bart Simpson "C'mon, I thought you were cool 🤣"
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 22:14 |
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I got banned from Nextdoor from replying to every single post in my neighborhood with, “It’s not gunfire, it’s a car backfiring” (regardless of topic) and refusing to stop when some passive-aggressive moderator person ordered me to quit it.
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 22:14 |
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nextdoor sucks so i shitpost to the neighbor alerts section of the ring app "Saw a goat at park, please come get your goat"
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 22:17 |
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:It's not. I see loads of these terrible nextdoor screenshots and they're nearly always American.
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 22:17 |
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Hobo Clown posted:The country of Israel is upset at Twitter for platforming a notorious anti-Semite and its CEO is doing the Bart Simpson "C'mon, I thought you were cool 🤣" Famously good about taking a joke. ISRAEL This reality is bonkers. What is going on? "Gets assassinated by the mossad" was not on my bingo card.
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 22:18 |
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TulliusCicero posted:...Is it because of his bestest and totally real friend Ye has a beef with her? What a loving wierdo I guess the Israel tweet is a reference to the Swift/Ye feud, and she's tagged in the original post. Not sure if the person running Israel's twitter is a chud too or just trying to make light of a lovely situation. Either way, getting Swift involved in this poo poo seems like a bad idea.
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 22:18 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 15:32 |
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PITY BONER posted:I don't understand their responses. It's like they've been waiting days to unload strawmen they've cooked up in their brains but are too scared to do so on other sites. Losee seems to think you work at Twitter. Alexy is on an entirely different planet. Kinzler is...lmao. In a week or two when this thread dies down, I plan on just posting "woke" and seeing what happens
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# ? Nov 21, 2022 22:20 |