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Trent Reznor wrote Hurt but he's never pretended to cut down trees on the internet that's a good point e: lol he actually claims he was being sarcastic after a bunch of people calling him dumb and posting pics of NIN muscles. I'm gonna miss twitter so much 
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https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1594776830107652096 100% accurate
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Can someone repost the story of Elon getting handed the camera by a silicone valley fan? tia
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https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/jack-white-quits-twitter-elon-musk-donald-trump-1234634462/ Jack White Quits Twitter, Calls Elon Musk’s Trump Reinstatement ‘A–hole Move’ "This is straight up you trying to help a fascist have a platform so you can eventually get your tax breaks," musician wrote
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Soylent Pudding posted:Can someone repost the story of Elon getting handed the camera by a silicone valley fan? tia also can someone repost the story of lemon getting socked in the schnoz by a righteous bro
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heavy liquid posted:https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/jack-white-quits-twitter-elon-musk-donald-trump-1234634462/ gently caress yeah Jack White owns too. Love seeing cool folks bail on this idiot.
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Billie Eilish says I showed her my "gross weird dick" without consent but PresidentGaybrahamLincoln69 says I'm pretty cool so who's right to judge me? Nobody knows.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Is catturd2 somebody in particular? I keep seeing them come up but have absolutely no context. Some alt right idiot who lucked out and got musk’s attention basically.
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Chuds desperately want catturd to be their right wing dril but they are completely unfunny and cringe What makes dril left wing?
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nexous posted:What makes dril left wing? Dril can be funny, ipso facto, left wing.
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nexous posted:What makes dril left wing? The part where dril’s poo poo is funny e:f;b
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Sockser posted:In a week or two when this thread dies down, I plan on just posting "woke" and seeing what happens As soon as the discourse starts getting spicy, you should come back and reply with something to the effect of, "Sorry, my phone must've posted when I put it into my bag. What I meant to say was 'Woke up this morning to another beautiful day in an awesome, welcoming community! Hope you guys all have a great one!'"
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I just want you guys to know that, despite precedent, if I had 200 billion dollars I wouldn't need any one of you nobodies to like me But right now I have 8 dollars and I'd appreciate if you like me
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If I had a million dollars, I’d buy you a monkey Haven’t you always wanted a monk-ee
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Chainclaw posted:what else are they going to do while pooping? Can't speak for anyone else, but I jerk off. And since I'm definitely going to want my phone for that, I'm having a hard time finding a case for Twitter.
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vaginite posted:I just want you guys to know that, despite precedent, if I had 200 billion dollars I wouldn't need any one of you nobodies to like me I like you, forums user "vaginite"
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priznat posted:If I had a million dollars, I’d buy you a monkey (Not a real blue tick, that's cruel)
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priznat posted:If I had a million dollars, I’d buy you a monkey It's like the scene in donny brasco where he gets a lion and the next scene is them at a burger joint feeding it 30 burgers through a cracked window in their cadillac. "Look at this thing. Its a fuckin insult." Preoptopus fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Nov 22, 2022 |
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Unkempt posted:(Not a real blue tick, that's cruel)  Preoptopus posted:It's like the scene in donny brasco where he gets a lion and the next scene is them at a burger joint feeding it 30 burgers through a cracked window in their cadillac. Haha yeah god that would be the worst present
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Gomez Chamberlain posted:LOL these people are in a hopeless masculinity cargo cult *kicks puppies* WEAK RUNTS OUT OF MY WAY LOOK HOW STRONG AND MASCULINE I AM RN I EAT LOTS OF MANLY MEAT TESTOSTERONE FILLED MEAT FROM MAN-COWS AND MAN-CHICKENS  Trent Reznor being a real dude Rescuing retired racing dogs   A real man who doesn't need to peacock to win respect.
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HAIL THE PROPHET kazil posted:There aren't any layoffs planned because he does then unplanned. Surprise layoffs https://mobile.twitter.com/caseynewton/status/1594712990254702592
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Buce posted:I like you, forums user "vaginite" 
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Lol god why are manosphere dudes all such losers Because it’s all a grift
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Lol god why are manosphere dudes all such losers https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1593923752223543296 I don't know, he seems very mature and not at all targeting children
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Finally, Elon's gonna turn this all around. He got rid of all the useless dead weight employees who were wasting company time sipping lattes, and now the only people that are left are the best of the best. The elite, high achievers who will put in all the work because they're serious, hardworking people. Now, onto the next phase of his master plan: treat them all like elementary school children and assign weekly homework.
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Is that a bottle of Chivas? Like the scotch I buy when I'm broke? Facingthe camera? Is he drinking scotch while smoking a cigar (incorectly) and drinking a cofee? Was he exhaling cigar smoke into his scotch glass while drinking it? What the gently caress is happening?
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