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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Airstream Driver posted:

Every time I open this page I read it as Gina Rinehart and vomit a little in my mouth.

Dont think about Gina Rinehart in a netball uniform

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KajiTheMelonMan
Sep 2, 2004

I killed a Tuskarr

Non Compos Mentis posted:

Dont think about Gina Rinehart in a netball uniform

worst page snipe ever

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Non Compos Mentis posted:

Dont think about Gina Rinehart in a netball uniform

bad

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
I think my radiation oncology registrar is pissed off that I changed today's appointment from face to face to telehealth. Dude, we're in the middle of a new covid wave, I already contracted covid from the hospital once this year, and 10 times more people have died from covid in Australia in 2022 than in 2021. Let's not pretend that things are back to normal.

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!
ACAB

Fucken ACAB

https://www.theguardian.com/austral...V-wxdJ0L1MN37ss

Serial protester Danny Lim in hospital after police ‘discontinued’ arrest in Sydney CBD
The 78-year-old was left bloodied after police sought to take him into custody at the Queen Victoria Building

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts

No politics itt please you'll be in big trouble with the thread's cops.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

ACAB

Fucken ACAB

https://www.theguardian.com/austral...V-wxdJ0L1MN37ss

Serial protester Danny Lim in hospital after police ‘discontinued’ arrest in Sydney CBD
The 78-year-old was left bloodied after police sought to take him into custody at the Queen Victoria Building



imagine being so loving dumb, so insanely stupid, that you think laying hands on Danny Lim is going to have a positive impact on the community or the police forces image.

Thats how loving dumb you have to be to become a cop.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Hopefully a judge says he can walk around with a sign that says cops are cunts

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Non Compos Mentis posted:

Hopefully a judge says he can walk around with a sign that says cops are cunts

I believe he prefers 'CVN'TS'.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Ranter posted:

No politics itt please you'll be in big trouble with the thread's cops.

Guy with three posts: hey guys please respect tbe theead culture

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

Guy with three posts: hey guys please respect tbe theead culture

Isaac posted:

about politics - dont even hint at it or you'll be in big trouble

Why am I not surprised that Australians think cops and their rules are "culture"

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

KajiTheMelonMan posted:

worst page snipe ever

Reckon Yoda ever jacked off?

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Ranter posted:

Why am I not surprised that Australians think cops and their rules are "culture"

What are you, a cop?

KajiTheMelonMan
Sep 2, 2004

I killed a Tuskarr

Jestery posted:

Reckon Yoda ever jacked off?

Absolutely.

And it wasn't white.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Ranter posted:

Why am I not surprised that Australians think cops and their rules are "culture"

2004 reg date suggests a really pathetic age for this level of attempted trolling.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Anyways my idiot friend nearly wasn't allowed on a plane from Canada because he didn't realise you need a Visa waiver to enter Straya. He's going snorkelling in Cairns and then on to Tokyo-to to be a Jet Grind Radio Rollerblader and maybe pay a girl to be a human anime pillow.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Jestery posted:

Reckon Yoda ever jacked off?

Coming I am

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

November? No, Nut!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Big hello to the kids working the milk fridge at my local Woolies, just sitting on a couple crates, vaping.

Gotta take when you can get 'em.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

My nub you must rub

Call me pathetic you must

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Ranter posted:

Why am I not surprised that Australians think cops and their rules are "culture"

thread banishment speedrun [any%, no slurs]

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Ginger beer has been pitched

Wish me luck, it might have been a touch hot when I put it in , but I'm sure it was fine

Watch this space

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Ranter posted:

No politics itt please you'll be in big trouble with the thread's cops.

ACAB

Including you

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Jestery posted:

Ginger beer has been pitched

Wish me luck, it might have been a touch hot when I put it in , but I'm sure it was fine

Watch this space


Alright you've inspired me to get something going.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Melbourne keepin it cglassy this morning

https://twitter.com/FerrierSteph/status/1595154502708916224

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
4-1 is better than I thought we would do
We scored a goal!

ili
Jul 26, 2003


At least they (probably) didn't throw any nazi salutes.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

well why not posted:

thread banishment speedrun [any%, no slurs]

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Throwing bottles at the french is simply trying to make them feel welcome by adopting their national language of rioting

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




oh so now they’re AGAINST riots ?!

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Finally transplanted my alpine strawberries and leaf celery. It should really have been done weeks ago so I hope they survive.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Whoops Clubs NSW got a bit too angry (my suspect, not Jordans)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI3zaHUsgXg

CumBlast Radius Jr
Nov 1, 2022

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvj4v8bFA2w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsB4MrSP-i8&t=177s

CumBlast Radius Jr fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Nov 23, 2022

American Dad
Mar 28, 2004
If they didn't do it they probably have footage of who did

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
Two wood ducks in Penrith yesterday



And a turkey at westmead today

ili
Jul 26, 2003


How much wood would a wood duck duck if a wood duck could duck wood?

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

ili posted:

How much wood would a wood duck duck if a wood duck could duck wood?

Its little mane goes up and it opens its beak and lets out a "wuuuuuuuoooooooaw" noise

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

kirbysuperstar posted:

Two wood ducks in Penrith yesterday





You interrupted a drug deal

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

kirbysuperstar posted:

Two wood ducks in Penrith yesterday




My daughter's apartment is a couple of streets back from the station and they get lots of ducks in the artificial creek there. They also get fairy wrens in the shrubs near the entrance to the building.

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Elrond Hubbard
Mar 30, 2007

To ERH
*everyone applauds*

kirbysuperstar posted:


And a turkey at westmead today



old mate looks cooked as gently caress

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