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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

credburn posted:

A local bar that isn't explicitly "queer" (but is so queer-friendly that it is sort of an ersatz queer bar now) posts their 1-star reviews on the wall, since almost all of them are from angry conservatives who were not given sufficient warning that there might be drag queens present.
girl

I wanna take you to an ersatz queer bar

let's start a war

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


This one time (possibly new year's eve) I was with a group of friends-of-a-friend and after a mid walk change in plans we got to a bar someone suggested which it so happens was a gay joint.
Everybody was cool and while I was surprised I had no problem but a friend of mine made up a bit of a fuss about how we all 'pulled a bait-and-switch on him' so I somehow got to be the mature person by taking him aside and telling his gooney rear end to just shut up and accept that this was a last minute thing and had nothing to do with him personally.

anyway this was my gay bar story.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Trigger warning: gay people

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I severed the connection with him like 15 years ago but as far as I knew him he was not homophobic but actually so terminally gooney that he'd be set off by being a bit out of his comfort zone.
A rare breed that.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/Vo8TNJA.mp4

thehoodie
Feb 8, 2011

"Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"

hate it when i accidentally press the triangle button while driving

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

I can’t shake the feeling that’s an outtake from Regular Car Reviews.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
The dude from Regular Car Reviews uses a seatbelt. :v:

OldMold
Jul 29, 2003
old cold gold mold
I hope Rowsdower is ok

Nebrilos
Oct 9, 2012

Wow, how did it know?

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
Hey why do so many of these gifs cut off like a moment after the climax? Is that just when people stop filming? Because I doubt it. People never stop fuckin filming. It feels like intentional editing but why?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Oh my god that poor engine sounds like it's about to burst.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Lobok posted:

Grill-shaming seems like a self-own. It's not like you need top-of-the-line hardware to run the latest version of Fire.

Fire 2.0 was invented in 1945 and requires highly specialised equipment to cook with safely.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

The Lone Badger posted:

Fire 2.0 was invented in 1945 and requires highly specialised equipment to cook with safely.
I just heard the Home Improvement scene change theme in my head.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

The Lone Badger posted:

Fire 2.0 was invented in 1945 and requires highly specialised equipment to cook with safely.

The microwave? Don't worry, I wear a lead-lined codpiece whenever I use it.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



credburn posted:

Hey why do so many of these gifs cut off like a moment after the climax? Is that just when people stop filming? Because I doubt it. People never stop fuckin filming. It feels like intentional editing but why?

Because any longer and you’ll see their agonized writhing in pain and it crosses the line from funny to oof

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

TK-42-1 posted:

Because any longer and you’ll see their agonized writhing in pain and it crosses the line from funny to oof

Also it's a trend on social media, eg the "perfectly cut screams" twitter.

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Oct 30, 2009

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TK-42-1 posted:

Because any longer and you’ll see their agonized writhing in pain and it crosses the line from funny to oof

That’s why it’s always best to make posts that are never any longer than 15 words

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

oldpainless posted:

That’s why it’s always best to make posts that are never any longer than 15 words

You are scraping by on a technicality here buddy, and I do not like it.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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The best kind of scraping

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


If you're post lasts longer than 6 paragraphs see a doctor.

ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!
Making edgy posts but only because it kept getting retyped over 2 hours before being sent.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



DACK FAYDEN posted:

girl

I wanna take you to an ersatz queer bar

let's start a war

drat it, 'Let's start a proxy war' doesn't scan!

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

oldpainless posted:

That’s why it’s always best to make posts that are never any longer than 15 words

More like old-advocating-the-14-words.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
Thank you for securing a future for all of us good posters. Write Power.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Every night, I have the same dream...

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Ironically the dude is crying out in pain because he tweaked his hamstring when he jumped, not because of the shot to the dick

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Of all soccer injuries to be actual injuries.... THIS is the photo.

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 14:10 on Nov 22, 2022

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
Why are they playing in Big Head mode?

Organic Lube User
Apr 15, 2005

Why is he letting a child grab his penis?

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Robobot posted:

Why are they playing in Big Head mode?

The hitboxes also do not seem fair at all, this poo poo game is totally unbalanced.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Organic Lube User posted:

Why is he letting a child grab his penis?

That's just Oddjob, who they made tiny because they got him confused with Niknak.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Robobot posted:

Why are they playing in Big Head mode?

spiny
May 20, 2004

round and round and round

Rascar Capac posted:

More like old-advocating-the-14-words.

more like old-fifteen-words-or-less was right there

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I wish someone would punch random task in the balls again

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Smells like freedom.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I really hope the towers are mix of wicking doused in sugar and potassium nitrate.

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Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

jet fuel cant melt paraffin

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