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Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

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it's actually good that a cool kid is making money off being funny and personable

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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Kid gets corn. I see no problem here

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Kid gets corn. I see no problem here

:same:

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

yeah other than :capitalism: good for that kid for getting paid

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

I don't want to be corny, but

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


I hope corn kid is making money from all this, and that he's enjoying it. The internet is such a horrible place and I can sort of imagine him on 60 Minutes in tears talking about how chuds throw cans of corn at his house and draw swastikas on his driveway

Interviewer: because of what kanye said about you

Corn kid: because of what kanye said about me

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

No offense but that is an extremely weird thing to imagine

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Not really.

The kid who played Anakin in Star Wars was relentlessly bullied by fans, journalists and fellow schoolmates, for playing a part in a kids movie. Fully grown adults harassing a tween for being in a movie they didn't like.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Manager Hoyden posted:

No offense but that is an extremely weird thing to imagine
I just mean the sudden exposure to the internet is a lot for a kid to comprehend, and the whirlwind adventure won't necessarily last that long. Not trying to think of hosed up things that can happen to him for fun or something.

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


Lipstick Apathy
Kid's cool and I hope he's getting paid well. A silly thing he said once will hopefully get him through college.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

The General posted:

Not really.

The kid who played Anakin in Star Wars was relentlessly bullied by fans, journalists and fellow schoolmates, for playing a part in a kids movie. Fully grown adults harassing a tween for being in a movie they didn't like.

that's a very different thing than being excited about corn

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
I too remember Penny Arcade

The General
Mar 4, 2007


more falafel please posted:

that's a very different thing than being excited about corn

Yeah, the corn kid is a person of colour so it'll likely be much much worse.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Can you do yourself a favor and log off for a bit

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.
drat, lot of yaldabaoth alts spotted

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat
https://www.puffybear.com/









Lamech fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Nov 22, 2022

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I REPEAT, THE MAN-BEAR WILL ARRIVE NAKED. PLEASE DO NOT BE ALARMED

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.


I always wondered what a Real Doll for women would look like.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Science is crazy that we can make teddy bears live that long. When I was a kid you’d rarely see one get to a foot tall without blasting an aneurysm. Most were dead before they hit the store shelves IIRC.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
disappointing that it doesn't come with at least one set of clothes but i guess it's just the bear essentials

Vakal
May 11, 2008
If they ever invent a giant teddy bear that can hold down stable employment, the need for human males to exist is over.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Vakal posted:

If they ever invent a giant teddy bear that can hold down stable employment, the need for human males to exist is over.

It only weighs 7lbs somehow. I could gently caress that man-bear up.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Pull the string and Giant Teddy will say one of 7 loving phrases!

"I love that you invested all our money in candles!"
"Yes, I would love you if you were a worm, dear."
"You have 4 children already? Sign me up, mama!"
"Yes, a monkey baby would be a good idea."
"Nothing gives me more pleasure than discussing where we should go for dinner for 3 hours."
"No, I don't think Karen memes are targeting you specifically, dear."
"Of course a second monkey-baby would be a great idea. They can wear matching tutu's."

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

does anyone have that image of the yellow and purple yarn bodysuit? i need that curse

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Mozi posted:

disappointing that it doesn't come with at least one set of clothes but i guess it's just the bear essentials

It's the best necessities you heathen.

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
"I was super into it when the bear first arrived and it was nude and I was still on board when I was asked to add the nutrient slurry into the tub, but when it began to take on the shape of my deceased husband and using his voice (mixed with bear growls), I knew I was finally home. Thank you man bear sex pillow factory, LLC."
-ACTUAL CUSTOMER TESTIMONIAL

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!
Fkn Youtube suggestions...

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost
bungle noooooo

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Whybird posted:

bungle noooooo

...three skin...

kiminewt
Feb 1, 2022

Killingyouguy! posted:

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1594422990279778304

Some kid said some poo poo on camera once, let's immediately exploit it and him for profit

I love that this is also in the blessed thread

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Wilkins Micawber posted:

"I was super into it when the bear first arrived and it was nude and I was still on board when I was asked to add the nutrient slurry into the tub, but when it began to take on the shape of my deceased husband and using his voice (mixed with bear growls), I knew I was finally home. Thank you man bear sex pillow factory, LLC."
-ACTUAL CUSTOMER TESTIMONIAL

Update the terror bear now verbalizes my husband's memories that only he and I ever shared and repeatedly references "the void" and I quote "I am a sojourner from the void. Do you remember, Marcy, vacationing in Tahoe? Do you remember the ducks, Marcy? The outer angles hiss in delight." Please send more slurry.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

The General posted:

Not really.

The kid who played Anakin in Star Wars was relentlessly bullied by fans, journalists and fellow schoolmates, for playing a part in a kids movie. Fully grown adults harassing a tween for being in a movie they didn't like.

To be fair it was a pretty bad movie

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


C'mon dude, don't 'both sides' the harassment of a child.
It's not even good snipe you got there.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
Corn kid is fine and the corn videos are blessed, we should all be so lucky to do what we loved.

This on the other hand is an affront to man

https://twitter.com/BornAKang/status/1594930429198766080?s=20&t=vhsiDcOa0XHSfrSZBgb47Q

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I love white women

busalover
Sep 12, 2020

koshmar posted:

Corn kid is fine and the corn videos are blessed, we should all be so lucky to do what we loved.

This on the other hand is an affront to man

https://twitter.com/BornAKang/status/1594930429198766080?s=20&t=vhsiDcOa0XHSfrSZBgb47Q

I thought "aww that's cute", and then it got worse.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
it's just that clickbait cooking content farm

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Manager Hoyden posted:

No offense but that is an extremely weird thing to imagine

goons like to invent strawmen and unlikely scenarios to get really mad at

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I've seen potato chip mashed potatoes before. You definitely don't need additional salt, that's for drat sure.

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