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Scromit Comet
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

busalover posted:

I thought "aww that's cute", and then it got worse.

I saw the yolks go in and thought 'oh okay she's gonna put the whites in the mouth, dumb but I get it, it's kind of a 'happy face burger', probably not great eating but it'll make a cute picture'.

Then she started putting yolks in the mouth and I knew I was in the bad place.

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I've seen potato chip mashed potatoes before. You definitely don't need additional salt, that's for drat sure.

Just some extra Olene

Scromit Comet
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
I know making mashed potatoes fresh can be lovely but there's no way 'buy a box of instant mashed potatoes' isn't cheaper or at least on par with buying a bag of Lays to do sins to.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Scromit Comet posted:

I know making mashed potatoes fresh can be lovely

what

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
You have to boil them mash them etc

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
put em in your rear end

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
The longer you boil them, the less difficult the mashing.

I'm not saying she's a good cook, but she didn't set anything on fire or blatantly undercook any of it. And really, her potato chip mess would probably seem more like a thin slice potatoes au gratin with so much cheese and cream.



She's a better cook than people I've worked with in bars. I wouldn't eat it, but there's far more offensive poo poo out there, like bbq sauce on pizza.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Honestly, I don't care for regular pizza sauce anymore.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Are you going to keep us in suspense or will you tell us what sort of sauce you prefer?

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

By popular demand posted:

Are you going to keep us in suspense or will you tell us what sort of sauce you prefer?

Its cum obviously.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


By popular demand posted:

Are you going to keep us in suspense or will you tell us what sort of sauce you prefer?

Basically anything else.
BBQ Sauce, white sauce, cum sauce. I'd take ranch over pizza sauce.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Hollismason posted:

Its cum obviously.

Close.

Ranch.

E: correction: spicy ranch.

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


Lipstick Apathy
There's a pizza place nearby that does a southwestern chicken pizza where the sauce is bbq mixed with ranch.

It sounds cursed but it's actually kind of the loving best.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
Ramch has as much right to be on pizza as pineapple does.

That is to say, no right at all you, sick, disgusting monsters

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


Lipstick Apathy
Pineapple on pizza is good only if there is ham present as well.

I used to deny it but I tried it earlier this year after decades of saying it was gross and it was actually a refreshing change.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Framboise posted:

Pineapple on pizza is good only if there is ham present as well.

I used to deny it but I tried it earlier this year after decades of saying it was gross and it was actually a refreshing change.


:hmmwrong:

bartok
May 10, 2006



Framboise posted:

Pineapple on pizza is good only if there is ham present as well.

I used to deny it but I tried it earlier this year after decades of saying it was gross and it was actually a refreshing change.

pineapple with pepperoni and jalapeno is a surprisingly good combo

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

I saw somebody in the work cafeteria dipping pineapple+ham pizza in ranch yesterday

Chainclaw
Feb 14, 2009

LostCosmonaut posted:

I saw somebody in the work cafeteria dipping pineapple+ham pizza in ranch yesterday

Pizza dipped in ranch is a thing for some reason. It's gross, but it's common enough that there are plenty of photos online of people dipping pizza into ranch fountains.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
hol up

ranch fountain
this is why derails are fruitful, thats loving cursed

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I thought you dipped the crust in ranch/marinara/zesty poison. People out there dunking the whole rear end slice? Wild.

E vvv good username/post right there.

Cocaine Bear fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Nov 22, 2022

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Probably a keto low carb thing. Or two girls one cup.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

bartok posted:

pineapple with pepperoni and jalapeno is a surprisingly good combo

this except bacon but only because I’ve never tried peps, and bacon > ham on pizza

curse tax



idk why I pick pics of tooth jewelry, I just think it’s kinda funny

SwissDonkey
Mar 29, 2007


I'd like a taco blizzard with extra black please

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

koshmar posted:

Corn kid is fine and the corn videos are blessed, we should all be so lucky to do what we loved.

This on the other hand is an affront to man

https://twitter.com/BornAKang/status/1594930429198766080?s=20&t=vhsiDcOa0XHSfrSZBgb47Q
apologies for the offense :smith:

Pigsfeet on Rye fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Nov 23, 2022

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Scromit Comet posted:

I know making mashed potatoes fresh can be lovely

wut

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

The longer you boil them, the less difficult the mashing.

I'm not saying she's a good cook, but she didn't set anything on fire or blatantly undercook any of it. And really, her potato chip mess would probably seem more like a thin slice potatoes au gratin with so much cheese and cream.



She's a better cook than people I've worked with in bars. I wouldn't eat it, but there's far more offensive poo poo out there, like bbq sauce on pizza.

This looks really tasty, I would probably pig out.

honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Hamburger Steak, Pickaninny Style :smith:

I'm sorry loving what style?

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Cool Dad posted:

I'm sorry loving what style?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

This looks really tasty, I would probably pig out.

It's pretty good for a standard midwestern dish, yeah. Rich and starchy.

Belongs right next to the green bean casserole at holiday dinners.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Hamburger Steak, Pickaninny Style :smith:

Are you loving kidding dude

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Hamburger Steak, Pickaninny Style :smith:

I don't think you know what that word means

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Actually, I do, but I apologize for bringing it up and offending people.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Actually, I do, but I apologize for bringing it up and offending people.

Ok explain it, explain the joke

Like I'm not even kidding I don't understand why you would use an obscure racial slur for black children to describe that.

Cool Dad fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Nov 23, 2022

tak
Jan 31, 2003

lol demowned
Grimey Drawer

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Actually, I do, but I apologize for bringing it up and offending people.

"oh I'm sorry you were offended by my intentional racism" you can gently caress right off with that poo poo

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Yeah, that definitely needs some explanation.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I say the goon explains, or at least TRIES to explain or they get like a 12 month probe.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Honestly I thought Pigsfeet on Rye misspelled Picatinny as in Picatinny rail and since I didn't know that spelling is an actual slur makes me wonder what the gently caress is up with the US Military*.


*In regards to my own rhetorical statement:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6BPqhza60M

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