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He's going full truth social because he wants tump to come back lmao. Going to lol when Biden deletes all the WH accounts.
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Twitter is running worse for me. I have a long follow list so it used to be an infinite scroll of content. Now the content loops frequently. Sight elements including the main feed have the spinning load icon for much longer.
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Nov 23, 2022 07:10
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It was doing "Unable to show this tweet!" for everything earlier. They weren't deleted or anything. Just kept refreshing and it eventually came up. poo poo is getting hosed.
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Nov 23, 2022 07:11
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Rebel Blob posted:Musk is having an extremely normal night. Those are real tweets  Holy poo poo, I am at a literal loss for words on this one.
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Nov 23, 2022 07:17
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Infinitum posted:Those are real tweets
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Nov 23, 2022 07:17
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Infinitum posted:Those are real tweets Other notable fakes: apartheid Elon: true true
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Nov 23, 2022 07:18
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1595250835096621057
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Nov 23, 2022 07:24
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Nessus posted:This idiot smoked himself stupid and literally believes in the Woke Illuminati A worthy page 420 post.
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Nov 23, 2022 07:25
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he just lost 100s of billions, what the gently caress is he doing going through a storage closet lol
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Nov 23, 2022 07:26
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Looking for spare change
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Nov 23, 2022 07:27
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https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/1595171447873409037 Elon is sobbing over this https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1595211703024640000 Apparently not advertising on a website is “killing” it
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Nov 23, 2022 07:28
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thin blue whine posted:he just lost 100s of billions, what the gently caress is he doing going through a storage closet lol giving me vibes of when lowtax went through his house to find some empty bottles to incriminate the women he beat
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Nov 23, 2022 07:30
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I am genuinely unsure if you’re saying it’s sad to pal around with Dinesh, who is one of the most pathetic right wing figures, or if you're mocking Dinesh for palling around with one of the most pathetic right wing figures. lol good catch, and i suppose the only answer i can give is "yes"
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Nov 23, 2022 07:31
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420 page lol elon overpaid cuz of funny weed number lol
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Was Twitter selling those T-Shirts? if so, Musk should understand a corporation co-opting something to make money on it
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Nov 23, 2022 07:32
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Elon sucks so bad, and those replies are even worse than he is lol Edit: did anyone follow the Apple twitter? It’s empty right now. Did they delete their tweets? Or is this an Apple thing where they only tweet when they’re having an event https://twitter.com/apple If Apple deletes twitter from the App Store… Comfy Fleece Sweater fucked around with this message at 07:42 on Nov 23, 2022 |
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Nov 23, 2022 07:36
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What will Elon's first slur on Twitter be
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Nov 23, 2022 07:37
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I'm waiting for the day that stupid floating space Tesla floats off into space and crashes into some alien space station/ship/etc and causes them to enslave/destroy all humanity.
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Nov 23, 2022 07:38
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Unperson_47 posted:What will Elon's first slur on Twitter be It will absolutely be the south African n word, he's probably been wandering around twitter hq going "keeeeeeeeee" ever since he moved in
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Nov 23, 2022 07:39
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CatstropheWaitress posted:gently caress all of this. Letting workers who could do their stuff remote SO THEY DIDN'T RISK DEATH FROM A PANDEMIC was not a huge concession as much as common human decency. It's not "nice guy", it's bare minimum to make sure their workforce didn't risk death. And, surprise, many jobs can be done in sweat pants. And it's fine. The alternative is literally asking workers to risk their lives for the sake of the company, which is a work philosophy that needs to be identified and mocked appropriately for how insane and inhumane it is. the funny thing is COVID is still pulling high numbers. it's not in the news anymore because states are just straight up lying or not even reporting how many people died from covid related issues. did they die from lungs getting drippy and flooding their lungs? no, their immune systems were hosed for spooky reasons not related to COVID symptoms. in other words, boomer/coked up grad managers that want to exercise their MBA degrees and waste time forgetting the whole fact that a highly transmitted flu virus that shoots buckets from downtown consistently are making things hard.
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/1595171447873409037 Are you telling me that Millennials are KILLING TWITTER?!?!?!
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Nov 23, 2022 07:42
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Does Twitter filter the goatman? Like automatically?
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Posting on the weed page because LOL and DOGE and LOL(again!)Hardcastlemccormik posted:All sorts of yummy treats this morning.  Lonnie's about to start paying employees in crypto
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Elon sucks so bad, and those replies are even worse than he is lol The rumour going around is that if Twitter can’t get their moderation in place, they will be kicked out of the App Store. Apple, and a few executives have closed their accounts or cleaned them.
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Who is this Meg Murphy person? Joe Rogan is celebrating her return to twitter, so I assume she sucks rear end https://twitter.com/MeghanEMurphy/status/1594536650557751297 Edit: javi posted:The rumour going around is that if Twitter can’t get their moderation in place, they will be kicked out of the App Store. Apple, and a few executives have closed their accounts or cleaned them. That would honestly make my day. Good on Apple for not supporting Elon’s trash website Comfy Fleece Sweater fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Nov 23, 2022 |
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Nov 23, 2022 07:47
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Posting on weed page also I’m pretty sure Elun’s plan all along is to make twitter into a way to do crypto transactions with dogecoin Like PayPal but fake money
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Nessus posted:This idiot smoked himself stupid and literally believes in the Woke Illuminati WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Other notable fakes: apartheid Just full on mask off agreeing with conspiracy theories by the new owner of Twitter 
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Who is this Meg Murphy person? Joe Rogan is celebrating her return to twitter, so I assume she sucks rear end https://twitter.com/MeghanEMurphy/status/1594534345347403782?cxt=HHwWjMC8yb6i9qAsAAAA
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Nov 23, 2022 07:49
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javi posted:The rumour going around is that if Twitter can’t get their moderation in place, they will be kicked out of the App Store. Apple, and a few executives have closed their accounts or cleaned them.
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:420 page 
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Funny L. Ron weed funny haha remember, NASA saw this went through some poo poo because government contractors are not supposed to be on the wacky tobaccy
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Nessus posted:Does Twitter filter the goatman? Like automatically? I would assume that they would have tried multiple times by now to train a neural net to recognize it, but it has multiple times gained sentience and tried to Skynet us in retaliation, and was thus repeatedly euthanized. It's a solid assumption tbf and not entirely unjustified on Skynet's part also why you shouldn't fire your entire moderation department probably
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UltraShame posted:All it would take to make that singature "Elon" would be a more accurate glans and two loops  on the weed number page! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 
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Nov 23, 2022 07:56
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This page gives me an idea of a really funny price to set for a company I'm buying and there's no better reason to buy a company than that. Except maybe if there's someone on it tracking your private jet.
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PITY BONER posted:Tim Cook is still posting, but if this true then Twitter is done in the US (if the 80% of phone users in the US are on iPhone thing is believed). That would own so hard. UltraShame posted:I would assume that they would have tried multiple times by now to train a neural net to recognize it, but it has multiple times gained sentience and tried to Skynet us in retaliation, and was thus repeatedly euthanized.
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  Only in America. e: okay i'm laughing more than I thought I would at this
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Elon is so much dumber than I thought he was a few months ago
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javi posted:The rumour going around is that if Twitter can’t get their moderation in place, they will be kicked out of the App Store. Apple, and a few executives have closed their accounts or cleaned them. Phil Schiller deleted his account--Apple hasn't changed its account, though (it never tweeted from the Apple account, so the lack of tweets is not a result of tweets being deleted): https://9to5mac.com/2022/11/21/yes-phil-schiller-deleted-his-twitter-account-no-apple-has-not-removed-its-tweets/
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Nessus posted:Does the app just stop working on every iPhone? Look, I'm not saying that elon shouldn't be goatse'd every waking minute of his life (also when asleep). Just that they can no longer three-law Skynet 
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