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Dick Trauma posted:https://twitter.com/GlasgowNPolice/status/1595041465540833280?s=20&t=YiUgVIDnB9rzS05vSPDAQA The spectre of Maggie T has returned to terrorise the streets of Glesga
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Glad to hear crimes of dishonesty are finally not being tolerated
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Yeah, doesn't seem usefull, especially when dealing with a professional with the right gear. If I have to choose between my death OR my death and two fingers, well, I know what I'm choosing!
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The one time a cop doesn't immediately reach for their gun and fire wildly? Odd. Instead of the seat trick it'd probably be easier to accelerate and brake quickly to jostle the strangler forward.
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Also very nice of them to carry only a rope and not, like, a blade that they can put into the person now that they have reclined to an easily-stabbable position.
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Lobok posted:The one time a cop doesn't immediately reach for their gun and fire wildly? Odd.
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Who the gently caress garrottes someone from the backseat?
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GD_American posted:Who the gently caress garrottes someone from the backseat? Well, what seat do you want me to garrotte you from?
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Nov 23, 2022 17:50
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garrotte my balls
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loving 1950s rear end movie crimes, surprised they don’t tell you to call the cops by ringing the switchboard and asking to connect to the cops at Crestview 9977
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GD_American posted:Who the gently caress garrottes someone from the backseat? That guy in goodfellas (but I think even he followed up with an ice pick)
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crabrock posted:garrotte my balls ok 🫴🏽
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GD_American posted:Who the gently caress garrottes someone from the backseat? It’s certainly a giallo rear end way to murder someone
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Nov 23, 2022 18:58
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Since it called out elsewhere, its worth pointing out that this poo poo is racist Even if its the kind of racist that tends to fly under the radar
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RFC2324 posted:Since it called out elsewhere, its worth pointing out that this poo poo is racist How so?
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RFC2324 posted:Since it called out elsewhere, its worth pointing out that this poo poo is racist I think everybody knows GWB is racist. Not really flying under the radar of most folks after all those brown people he killed. Unlike those planes that flew under the radar on his watch/direction. https://twitter.com/gap_lorax/status/1595427706874871815?s=46&t=23hdEtFeTVwsyu6EtRTu-w
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Gin posted:How so? Its a reference to the song 10 little monkeys jumping on a bed.
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RFC2324 posted:Its a reference to the song 10 little monkeys jumping on a bed. When I was a kid it was 5 monkeys. drat monkey inflation. Is the nursery rhyme racist?
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Googling it looks like it used to have slurs in it (according to like one geocities-rear end website) but like... I think at this point complaining about a nursery rhyme everyone understands to just be about fantastical anthropomorphized animals just as many other nursery rhymes star, seems a little like complaining about eenie-meenie-minie-mo because "tiger" used to be something else decades ago
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I'm calling attention to it before someone melts down because attention wasn't called is all. Its already had someone upset in another thread over it
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Captain Monkey posted:https://twitter.com/arron_crascall/status/1595110679614455808?s=46&t=5wr1ye8B79OJSfQwA3-TyQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8IVu8seNJY Highlights at 0:40 and 1:20, but the whole thing is crazy!
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crabrock posted:garrotte my balls Buy me dinner first.
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DeadlyMuffin posted:When I was a kid it was 5 monkeys. drat monkey inflation. I thought they were sleeping and the little one said rollover and they all rolled over and one fell out. Could be conflating it with another nursery rhyme though. Absolutely not shocked to learn it has racist origins ala Eenie meenie minie moe, or as I learned the other day, jingle bells.
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Mierenneuker posted:Yeah, doesn't seem usefull, especially when dealing with a professional with the right gear. If I have to choose between my death OR my death and two fingers, well, I know what I'm choosing! it's a safety video meant to teach you how to deal with a situation that never, never, never, and I can not stress this enough, never happens. If you are genuinely worried about someone then just look in the back seat before you get in the car. You will never see someone hiding there but you'll be less stressed before driving your car.
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The Wikipedia page for Five Little Monkeys links to Ten Little Indians at the bottom which was definitely a racist children's rhyme so I think there might be some conflation going on
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Ambitious Spider posted:I thought they were sleeping and the little one said rollover and they all rolled over and one fell out. Could be conflating it with another nursery rhyme though. As I recall, the 5 monkeys were jumping on the bed. The roll over thing was unspecified: "there were ten in the bed and the little one said 'roll over, roll over!'" That's a segment of my brain I haven't activated in a really long time. Blood Nightmaster posted:The Wikipedia page for Five Little Monkeys links to Ten Little Indians at the bottom which was definitely a racist children's rhyme so I think there might be some conflation going on I hadn't heard of Ten Little Indians so I googled it, it looks like a different song (different tune from what I can tell). The "Ten Little Indians" wikipedia page definitely puts any question of racism to bed. That poo poo's racist af. I feel like I need to wash my brain. DeadlyMuffin has a new favorite as of 19:55 on Nov 23, 2022 |
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Ambitious Spider posted:I thought they were sleeping and the little one said rollover and they all rolled over and one fell out. Could be conflating it with another nursery rhyme though. That was little bears in a domestic crowding situation which, luckily, didn't require an onsite medical professional like the aforementioned monkeys Pissed Ape Sexist has a new favorite as of 19:57 on Nov 23, 2022 |
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Generally speaking any references to monkeys like that, if they predate, say, 1995 at best, are gonna be racist. People really really liked the "black people are monkeys" bullshit
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https://twitter.com/EmpressOfKashyr/status/1595059469494677504 https://twitter.com/uberwensch_/status/1595248117280030730 https://twitter.com/ArkadyKoshka/status/1594722756905639940 https://twitter.com/mlefaye/status/1594826109438369808 https://twitter.com/calebwatney/status/1595177001995931650
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RFC2324 posted:Gonna have to call shenanigans on the chart that doesn't have high lead levels in boomers, just gen-x exclusively That came up in the replies but a more accurate chart would just emphasize the point: https://twitter.com/AlexReustle/status/1595237569142341635
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Captain Monkey posted:https://twitter.com/arron_crascall/status/1595110679614455808?s=46&t=5wr1ye8B79OJSfQwA3-TyQ lol
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RFC2324 posted:Since it called out elsewhere, its worth pointing out that this poo poo is racist Somebody give this goon an award. So brave.
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RFC2324 posted:Generally speaking any references to monkeys like that, if they predate, say, 1995 at best, are gonna be racist. Nah
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RFC2324 posted:Generally speaking any references to monkeys like that, if they predate, say, 1995 at best, are gonna be racist. Be right back. Gotta beat the crap out of a kookaburra sitting in an old gum tree.
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