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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Shame Boy posted:

Yeah here it is, I like that the chip comes in its own little individual condom wrapper:



I gotta admit, getting people to pay eight bucks for a single tortilla chip that is specifically designed to be impossible to eat is a pretty fuckin' impressive grift.

I'm just surprised it's not Mr. Beast -branded or something.

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I love me some hot ramen


A new challenger appeared to me at Jungle Jim's this week:

I can't wait to try it this weekend

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Is that one chicken supposed to be Kim Jong-un or is that just an unfortunate coincidence

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

bedpan posted:

is his jail one of places where all the prisoner mail is digitized and the prisoners charged for each letter?

Wow, didn't know that was a thing.

poemdexter
Feb 18, 2005

Hooray Indie Games!

College Slice

Shame Boy posted:

Yeah here it is, I like that the chip comes in its own little individual condom wrapper:



I gotta admit, getting people to pay eight bucks for a single tortilla chip that is specifically designed to be impossible to eat is a pretty fuckin' impressive grift.

I like the idea of selling a box of jellybeans as a "challenge" where half of them will taste like poo poo. Beautiful way to offload some garbage stock to people obsessed with making content.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

poemdexter posted:

I like the idea of selling a box of jellybeans as a "challenge" where half of them will taste like poo poo. Beautiful way to offload some garbage stock to people obsessed with making content.

I mean isn't that basically what those harry potter beans were

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

poemdexter posted:

I like the idea of selling a box of jellybeans as a "challenge" where half of them will taste like poo poo. Beautiful way to offload some garbage stock to people obsessed with making content.

:lol:

I bought one of those some years ago, and sorted them into two equal bowls. Somehow my roommate ended up with more of the lovely jelly beans, she's been traumatized by flavors like dirty sock, grass, and dog food for 4 years now.

EDIT:
The hot challenge jelly beans weren't that great, but I would totally buy a box of jalapeno flavored jelly beans.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Shame Boy posted:

Oh I bought some sauce from morocco recently that I forgot the name of that was very much like that and was real good. Kinda weird flavor for hot sauce though so I wound up putting it on noodles and stuff like that.

And that just reminded me, I was at the grocery store recently this little old lady in front of me in line was gabbing with the cashier about her homemade hot sauce, and I was like "oh you make your own huh? I do love a good homemade hotsauce" and she looks me up and down and kinda leans in and goes "mine's the best", like with this "you can't loving handle my sauce, boy" feel behind her all of a sudden. We get to talking, and eventually she puts her hand in her bag and pulls out one of those little booze bottles you get on airplanes, filled with hot sauce, and slips it into my hand, then motions to the cashier and says "if you want more, she has my number." It's real good sauce.

That's some good praxis and/or capitalism though: but only is the little one lady selling her product in the loving queue of the competitor, she also has the competitors cashier acting as her dealer.
Definitely get your own hookup to the lady.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Shame Boy posted:

Yeah here it is, I like that the chip comes in its own little individual condom wrapper:



I gotta admit, getting people to pay eight bucks for a single tortilla chip that is specifically designed to be impossible to eat is a pretty fuckin' impressive grift.

I looked into this once. they apparently have a different formula each year and the latest one was terribly chemical tasting and making people incredibly sick to their stomach

the same brand has regular tortilla chips that aren’t bad

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Spuckuk posted:

I've eaten Pho all over Vietnam and it's not very spicy there?

Bun Bo Hue has a bit of heat to it, but in general Vietnamese food really isnt a super spicy cuisine.

yes but in Minnesota it’s “flavor yes/no”?

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

hobbesmaster posted:

I looked into this once. they apparently have a different formula each year and the latest one was terribly chemical tasting and making people incredibly sick to their stomach

it's supposed to taste bad, what are they complaining about

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

Shame Boy posted:

Yeah here it is, I like that the chip comes in its own little individual condom wrapper:



I gotta admit, getting people to pay eight bucks for a single tortilla chip that is specifically designed to be impossible to eat is a pretty fuckin' impressive grift.

It was a big thing on YouTube awhile ago, and a bunch of local news shows got in on it, too.

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

Iron Crowned posted:

I love me some hot ramen


A new challenger appeared to me at Jungle Jim's this week:

I can't wait to try it this weekend
Buldak sells hot sauce you can just put straight in whatever noodles. It's pretty good, and pretty hot.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

hobbesmaster posted:

I looked into this once. they apparently have a different formula each year and the latest one was terribly chemical tasting and making people incredibly sick to their stomach

the same brand has regular tortilla chips that aren’t bad

Why not just do some basic hotness and then just laxatives and vomit inducers to simulate the effects of eating something that's too hot?

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

the 2x buldak is a bit much

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer
https://www.theverge.com/2022/11/22/23471842/facebook-hr-block-taxact-taxslayer-info-sharing


quote:

The data, sent through widely used code called the Meta Pixel, includes not only information like names and email addresses but often even more detailed information, including data on users’ income, filing status, refund amounts, and dependents’ college scholarship amounts.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


I wish there was more technical information here. they don’t even provide context on what meta pixel is. it’s an api for site telemetry, here’s the snippet from their developer landing page:

quote:

Meta Pixel

The Meta Pixel is a snippet of JavaScript code that allows you to track visitor activity on your website. It works by loading a small library of functions which you can use whenever a site visitor takes an action (called an event) that you want to track (called a conversion). Tracked conversions appear in the Ads Manager where they can be used to measure the effectiveness of your ads, to define custom audiences for ad targeting, for Advantage+ catalog ads campaigns, and to analyze that effectiveness of your website's conversion funnels.

The Meta Pixel can collect the following data:

Http Headers – Anything present in HTTP headers. HTTP Headers are a standard web protocol sent between any browser request and any server on the internet. HTTP Headers include IP addresses, information about the web browser, page location, document, referrer and person using the website.
Pixel-specific Data – Includes Pixel ID and the Facebook Cookie.
Button Click Data – Includes any buttons clicked by site visitors, the labels of those buttons and any pages visited as a result of the button clicks.
Optional Values – Developers and marketers can optionally choose to send additional information about the visit through Custom Data events. Example custom data events are conversion value, page type and more.
Form Field Names – Includes website field names like email, address, quantity, etc., for when you purchase a product or service. We don't capture field values unless you include them as part of Advanced Matching or optional values.

for tax preparation this feels like a debugging tool that made it to production. most webpages do collect and use this kind of information for determining how users actually use the site, ensuring it’s operating properly and so forth. then you can change things slightly between users to do a-b testing and what not.

anyway, all that stuff doesn’t require the actual information put into the fields. that’s what makes me think it’s sloppy code - the easiest way to do something is to transmit everything and deal with it on the server side

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Spending money to pay taxes and the website secretly sells your data to facebook for targeted ads is some pretty epic capitalism. It's like a snake eating itself but the snake has tapeworms that are also eating themselves.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Ham Equity posted:

Buldak sells hot sauce you can just put straight in whatever noodles. It's pretty good, and pretty hot.

I've got a bottle in my fridge at the moment. I also really liked their mayo, unfortunately I haven't been able to locate another bottle, yet.

hawowanlawow posted:

the 2x buldak is a bit much

Yeah, but sometimes I really need to feel alive. There was a limited run of 3x apparently, I keep hoping for a return, I'm sure it has such sights to show me.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Koishi Komeiji posted:

Spending money to pay taxes and the website secretly sells your data to facebook for targeted ads is some pretty epic capitalism. It's like a snake eating itself but the snake has tapeworms that are also eating themselves.

in theory the information can only be used by the tax preparation website itself. it can be used by them to target their own ads. these kinds of frameworks are why if you look at a widget you’ll keep seeing ads for it elsewhere - the original site is paying to serve ads to your tracking id. more info here

Facebook is the last company I’d trust to properly isolate data however

edit: never mind that the tax preparation site might be sharing all this with other networks if they’re being this sloppy

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



Iron Crowned posted:

I love me some hot ramen


buldak 2x spicy is one of the two hottest things i've ever eaten. the other was when my mom followed a recipe for chicken covered in a habanero and tomato paste puree, but forgot the tomato and served us a nice thick layer of habanero puree topped with a slice of vegan cheese that was indistinguishable from melted plastic.

anyways, i got that 2x spicy in a 5 pack and by the 3rd I was starting to crave it. the flavor is really good, but it's not as intense anymore. it feels like i reset my spice tolerance and will forever be chasing the dragon of that first bowl of buldak 2x spicy ramen.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
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hawowanlawow posted:

the 2x buldak is a bit much

A friend told me 2x and 3x are meant as 'challenge cups' like the dumb 1 chip thing and not made for actual pleasant consumption. A friend loves buldak and spicy and wound up buying some of them and found them nearly inedible.
I did a similar thing not realizing a ghost pepper cup of noodle was made for 'videotape yourself hating this and post it to our site'
I'm glad I ate it on a day I was working from home, I spaced it out over an hour or so and had some slices of bread, but yeah it definitely moved into unpleasant gurgling stomach stuff like when you eat a chunk of reaper on an empty stomach.
I've also noticed restaurants like Arby's are trying to get in on a weaker version of the 'challenge' stuff, by trying to sell a spicy fry and milkshake combo where a few drinks of the milkshake is enough to neutralize the spice.

But hey besides foodwaste capitalism, let's talk about how you make 100 million dollars by 20:
Be born with a family that is rich enough to throw give you 25 million you can throw away at the casino

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Coolness Averted posted:

I've also noticed restaurants like Arby's are trying to get in on a weaker version of the 'challenge' stuff, by trying to sell a spicy fry and milkshake combo where a few drinks of the milkshake is enough to neutralize the spice.

Burger King's Halloween Ghost Whopper wasn't really hot, but it was really good, and I would eat a ton of those if they weren't LTOs.

Arby's Diablo sandwich is the hottest fast food you can get, but it doesn't work well on the roast beef, so get the chicken. The Diablo sauce is best on the curly fries, because the crinkle cut fries need to go away forever and not comeback.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Iron Crowned posted:

Burger King's Halloween Ghost Whopper wasn't really hot, but it was really good, and I would eat a ton of those if they weren't LTOs.

Arby's Diablo sandwich is the hottest fast food you can get, but it doesn't work well on the roast beef, so get the chicken. The Diablo sauce is best on the curly fries, because the crinkle cut fries need to go away forever and not comeback.

Yeah, I actually enjoyed the diablo fries, but I have to imagine the average person who isn't dumb about spice would just toss them after a few bites.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



If you're ever in doubt check the ingredient list. If you see something like "capsaicin extract" or any of the other words they use for it, pass. It tastes like poo poo and is added to make it unbearably hot, ruins whatever it's in. A lot of those bottled Buldak sauces have it.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
Just pepperspray your Ramen at that point

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

A Bakers Cousin posted:

Just pepperspray your Ramen at that point

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

:hai:

pygmy tyrant
Nov 25, 2005

*not a small business owner

The chip challenge is fun to do with your friends and honestly any more than one chip would be too much. It's not $8 of fun though, that's dumb.

So you can more accurately judge my hot chip opinions, I like Dave's Insanity Sauce for ramen

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Epic High Five posted:

If you're ever in doubt check the ingredient list. If you see something like "capsaicin extract" or any of the other words they use for it, pass. It tastes like poo poo and is added to make it unbearably hot, ruins whatever it's in. A lot of those bottled Buldak sauces have it.

There's a "hot sauce store" at a local dying mall that I checked out and quickly realized that literally all the sauces were exactly the same sauce (based around capsaicin extract) with like, an absolutely tiny bit of other ingredients to make them vaguely different. That plus the general atmosphere made it really feel like some kind of hot-sauce-based MLM scam, so I'm assuming that's what it was.

Maleh-Vor
Oct 26, 2003

Artificial difficulty.
As someone from Mexico, I've never understood performative Hot Sauce Culture. You eat spicy food because it's tasty, not just because it's spicy. All of those 10 billion scoville unit sauces taste like old coins.

At least Habanero actually tastes good and adds something to the flavor of food it's in. Even if you get enchilado it's usually worth it and sometimes you gently caress up going for seconds.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's spicy masculinity

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
I don't like anything hotter than a jalapeno but I do like when hot sauces name themselves poo poo like "Dr Prolapse's Rectal Inferno"

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
Oh yeah my mom bought me dessert hot sauce once, like spicy chocolate sauce that you put on ice cream, it was pretty good

A chili chocolate ice cream would be great I should make some

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

pygmy tyrant posted:

The chip challenge is fun to do with your friends and honestly any more than one chip would be too much. It's not $8 of fun though, that's dumb.

So you can more accurately judge my hot chip opinions, I like Dave's Insanity Sauce for ramen

The 10 buck chocolates at least nominally were giving to charity, though I never looked up if it was like a dollar of each sale was going to the human fund or whatever

Maleh-Vor posted:

As someone from Mexico, I've never understood performative Hot Sauce Culture. You eat spicy food because it's tasty, not just because it's spicy. All of those 10 billion scoville unit sauces taste like old coins.

At least Habanero actually tastes good and adds something to the flavor of food it's in. Even if you get enchilado it's usually worth it and sometimes you gently caress up going for seconds.

There are some really good sauces made with those ridiculous peppers, like the dude who bred the reaper makes really good stuff, but he designs them around flavor profiles and generally a drop or two in a pot sort of thing.
But yeah dick waving over spicy numbers is dumb, much like how beer nerds became obsessed with IBUs

spacemang_spliff posted:

I don't like anything hotter than a jalapeno but I do like when hot sauces name themselves poo poo like "Dr Prolapse's Rectal Inferno"
The reaper dude's company is "puckerbutts" so this checks out.

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

FAKE EDIT: How'd I wind up posting this in the hot sauce thread?

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1595535360863395842

Lordshmee
Nov 23, 2007

I hate you, Milkman Dan
I really hope I get to watch him go somewhere in a rocket in my lifetime, because the odds are good he will not be coming back.

kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

Lordshmee posted:

I really hope I get to watch him go somewhere in a rocket in my lifetime, because the odds are good he will not be coming back.
That's some good upwards management

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Maleh-Vor posted:

As someone from Mexico, I've never understood performative Hot Sauce Culture. You eat spicy food because it's tasty, not just because it's spicy. All of those 10 billion scoville unit sauces taste like old coins.

At least Habanero actually tastes good and adds something to the flavor of food it's in. Even if you get enchilado it's usually worth it and sometimes you gently caress up going for seconds.

"hot sauce guy" is a particular type of affectation that stands in for not having real interests or passions

at the place I used to work at, the "enormous vape mod guy" was also the "hot sauce guy."

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
All of those boutique hot sauces have funny names like "anus hurting juice"

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