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Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

I posted the Thrashing Brontodon art in the main thread that goes full on fetish art.

Man, gently caress you. I hadn't noticed the bedroom eyes in the brontodon. Now it's all I can see.

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Batterypowered7 posted:

Man, gently caress you. I hadn't noticed the bedroom eyes in the brontodon. Now it's all I can see.

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Speaking of horrible Tumblr flashbacks


Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.


No Thrashing Brontodon, I do NOT want steppies.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Alright, what is the horniest commander? Gonna build a deck full of just horny, alt art cards.

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

Batterypowered7 posted:

Alright, what is the horniest commander? Gonna build a deck full of just horny, alt art cards.

Gwendlyn Di Corci?

generatrix
Aug 8, 2008

Nothing hurts like a scrape
JumpStart 2022: Oh No, They’re Hot!

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.


:hmmyes:

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008





oh my heavens

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS



Or seven cents on mtgo

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
https://scryfall.com/card/dmc/48/xira-the-golden-sting explicitly fucks.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


If you’re gonna go that far, just go the next step and buy any/all of the waifu alters that exist for pretty much every commander you could want.

I ain’t linking that poo poo though, you find that on your own.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Batterypowered7 posted:

Alright, what is the horniest commander? Gonna build a deck full of just horny, alt art cards.



Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.


She do be thicc.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Never realized she's an elf

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Heath posted:

Never realized she's an elf

Half-Elf canonically

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
She looks much elfier in her original card but its clear she went to Widelo Ren's gym between time spiral and now.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Kurieg posted:

She looks much elfier in her original card but its clear she went to Widelo Ren's gym between time spiral and now.

Powerlifting and Strongman has gotten more and more popular since she first appeared on a card.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It's Bruse Tarl.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.



Just Wizards being horny on main, nbd

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Batterypowered7 posted:



Just Wizards being horny on main, nbd

My dude, that's a solid 2/10 horny in year 2022. Have you seen Liliana or Gideon?

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Toshimo posted:

My dude, that's a solid 2/10 horny in year 2022. Have you seen Liliana or Gideon?

I just meant the person in charge of the Facebook account, not the art for the card itself.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Batterypowered7 posted:

I just meant the person in charge of the Facebook account, not the art for the card itself.

It's a pun, dawg.

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


Lipstick Apathy
are we still equating "anime art style" to "horny" in 2022

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

No. The person that made the Facebook post came off as horny with the "We can all agree it's going into our decks. Meow."

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Framboise posted:

are we still equating "anime art style" to "horny" in 2022

yes

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Batterypowered7 posted:

No. The person that made the Facebook post came off as horny with the "We can all agree it's going into our decks. Meow."

It replaces the "now" with "meow" because it's a pun.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Tism the Dragon Tickler posted:

It replaces the "now" with "meow" because it's a pun.

Man, what does that say about me? Don't answer that.

nrook
Jun 25, 2009

Just let yourself become a worthless person!

Batterypowered7 posted:



Just Wizards being horny on main, nbd

This character’s neck is unsettlingly thin

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

nrook posted:

This character’s neck is unsettlingly thin

Looking like Mr. Mackey.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

nrook posted:

This character’s neck is unsettlingly thin

I think there’s like a shoulder pad so you can only see part of her now right meow.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Batterypowered7 posted:

Man, what does that say about me? Don't answer that.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

nrook posted:

This character’s neck is unsettlingly thin

cat's necks are always thin, they're just very fluffy and nobody wants to trap them in absurdly small collars. but once you remember this is just a cat inside of a mechanical body shell it doesn't look dangerously thin like it would for a humanoid:

Khanstant fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Nov 23, 2022

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!

I don't think injecting your larvae into an unwilling host is considered "loving".


Welp. Now we know Toshimo's type. :cripes:
I have a Warlord Radha deck of my own. :ssh: It's super fun.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Looking for a commander for a deck based around blinking prototypes.

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



After fighting with UPS for a couple days, my coin flipping commander deck is finally here.

It's only been about a year.

It came in the same time as all the Transformers singles I'd ordered, a box of BRO, and the 30th Anneversery Kit, so today is like early Christmas in the Bei Fong house.

Also, I believe canonically, Astarion is the thirstiest commander



Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

MonsieurChoc posted:

Looking for a commander for a deck based around blinking prototypes.

Roon of the Hidden Realm

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

AlternateNu posted:

I don't think injecting your larvae into an unwilling host is considered "loving".

Welp. Now we know Toshimo's type. :cripes:
I have a Warlord Radha deck of my own. :ssh: It's super fun.

Hey now. Listen. Hey.

Dat Radha, Heart of Keld. drat.

But I think the original post was about card art that is horny, not card art that makes me Toshimo horny.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
What card just has the most horns?

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Khanstant posted:

What card just has the most horns?



:wink:

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Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Khanstant posted:

What card just has the most horns?

I was gonna say Ward of Bones, but that's because I wasn't remembering the art correctly.

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