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Edits have been around for a while but I believe we’re limited to a very small subset of users. Twitter loves that sort of rollout.
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It was one of the features of the old Twitter blue, put out right before Elon came in.
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/dylanlscott/status/1595469546390945793?s=46&t=1KUp9Z8SeqIVZ3OQgDzCfg "I am loathe to intellectualize dril" haha tell us how jealous you really are big boy
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1595694227262164992 It’s important to remember that by “far left” Musk means the US Democratic Party and by “far right” he means “people who say slurs so I can’t actually say they aren’t a racist/homophobe/etc.”
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Nov 24, 2022 17:17
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I'm sorry if this type of wording is frowned upon but, in light of the Thanksgiving evening firings and Elon's complete lack of ability to comprehend why conservatives might possibly get more negative attention than others, I just want to say: loving dipshit.
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Nov 24, 2022 17:19
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I would like to take a college course on weird Twitter
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/dylanlscott/status/1595469546390945793?s=46&t=1KUp9Z8SeqIVZ3OQgDzCfg This was in that thread:  Love it.
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Nov 24, 2022 17:21
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Data Graham posted:I would like to take a college course on weird Twitter It'll be a module in a course somewhere. Everything is.
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Nov 24, 2022 17:23
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loving Moron posted:This was in that thread: Can they make a movie where Elon is a failson Batman who can’t do poo poo and Dril is Bane just constantly doing everything better than him
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Nov 24, 2022 17:24
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:Please don’t post links to Babylon Bee videos unmarked. Giving them YouTube views is abhorrent. One of my coworkers started playing that video after a team meeting yesterday and it's just amazing how unfunny it is. Also I'm really glad that guy is not on my team, because good god, who volunteers that he thinks that's funny?
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Nov 24, 2022 17:26
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goatface posted:It'll be a module in a course somewhere. Everything is. I am a Doctor Of Advanced Twitterology.
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Nov 24, 2022 17:32
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folks if you want to influence twitter policy there's exactly one guy you need to talk to and that is Stephen King
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:https://twitter.com/VermilViathan/status/1595681861740728320?s=20&t=9SgRUBU2exFYOXLHIcvphg Not like his reinstated people are doing much better 
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Nov 24, 2022 17:36
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I for one am shocked that the blood emerald guy is a far right racist.
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Nov 24, 2022 17:36
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Name something more pathetic than absolute terminal cases of social media addiction saying the engineers that keep their addiction fed "don't have real jobs". Dumb fucks would absolutely piss and cry if they were given a sprint to develop a POC for a new API.
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/dylanlscott/status/1595469546390945793?s=46&t=1KUp9Z8SeqIVZ3OQgDzCfg i mean its a more academic way of saying "shitposting skill can't be bought, its natural talent, dril has it and elon doesn't".
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:https://twitter.com/VermilViathan/status/1595681861740728320?s=20&t=9SgRUBU2exFYOXLHIcvphg People are acting like this is new? Fucker comes from Apartheid money it'd be weirder if he hadn't already been cozy with most of these fucks.
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Jet Jaguar posted:One of my coworkers started playing that video after a team meeting yesterday and it's just amazing how unfunny it is. Also I'm really glad that guy is not on my team, because good god, who volunteers that he thinks that's funny? Literally just the attack helicopter joke AGAIN
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Dapper_Swindler posted:i mean its a more academic way of saying "shitposting skill can't be bought, its natural talent, dril has it and elon doesn't". I knew someone who did a stand up comedy module at university. That would probably fit in with a lot of their insights.
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Decon posted:Name something more pathetic than absolute terminal cases of social media addiction saying the engineers that keep their addiction fed "don't have real jobs". POC? Sounds woke to me. I knew this place was full of libcucks. mind the walrus posted:People are acting like this is new? Fucker comes from Apartheid money it'd be weirder if he hadn't already been cozy with most of these fucks. Elon is definitely going mask-off in a way he has not done so previously. You could see obvious signs and actions but they’d be hand waved away or never discussed. Related: I’ll be honest, seeing Twitter (even in this broken state where things are failing to load) become a Chud Amplifier is depressing. The Twitter fail news is no longer as fun as when it was just a failing corporate meltdown.
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Decon posted:Name something more pathetic than absolute terminal cases of social media addiction saying the engineers that keep their addiction fed "don't have real jobs". They'd piss and cry as soon as you used the acronym 'POC'.
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https://twitter.com/shaun_vids/status/1595485497668911105 In actual news: yes they fired more seniors https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1595818243620380672
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Azhais posted:Not like his reinstated people are doing much better I hope these people honestly never get vaccinated Stick to your guns on this one please
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Agents are GO! posted:They'd piss and cry as soon as you used the acronym 'POC'. Hardcastlemccormik posted:POC? Sounds woke to me. I knew this place was full of libcucks. I'm amazed every day that my chudlite manager doesn't whinge when he asks me for an update on the POC I've had on my plate as side work. But he's also been thight lipped with his Muskratting so we'll see what he's got to say after the holidays. Edwardly posted:
For the love of gently caress this should be a slam dunk case in court but America is a plutocratic nightmare.
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:In actual news: yes they fired more seniors Good. Twitter should have stayed at 140.
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limit twitter to 2 characters and they are the laughcry emojis
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Edwardly posted:
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kazil posted:limit twitter to 2 characters and they are the laughcry emojis Elon Newspeak. Double plus cry laugh https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1595805159270989824 “Your code is not satisfactory” is just remarkable, really.
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TulliusCicero posted:I hope these people honestly never get vaccinated They are all vaccinated. You would have to be an idiot to not get vaccinated and these people are grifters. Not idiots.
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1595605877712642050 It reminds me of that long flat Earth video proof actually being definite proof of the Earth being round.
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ymgve posted:Good. Twitter should have stayed at 140. Employees? Don't worry, they're getting there.
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And yet no major corporation or massive entertainment star has made any move to withdraw from Twitter and shutter their accounts.
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Some of those experienced coders are eventually really going to help perfect the green wall. Thanks elon!
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davecrazy posted:And yet no major corporation or massive entertainment star has made any move to withdraw from Twitter and shutter their accounts. Humans love watching train wrecks and it’s very rare to get to watch it from inside the train
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Most of your code was tests and some of them were failing, so you must have written them wrong. Plus, you're in the lower quintile of devs based on lines of code committed to production. I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. Edit: actually you are important come back please Edit 2: ok now you're fired because you weren't at your desk last night when I walked by Edit 3: for legal reasons we're reclassifying you as equipment so we can legally dispose of you without extra paperwork Edit 4: our records show you still have custody of our equipment and it must be returned Edit 5: why aren't you working at your desk? You know we ended remote work. I'm afraid this means you've resigned Edit 6: due to your resignation we will not offer you severance and you need to return all the equipment or you will be prosecuted Edit 7: we're hiring and offering recruitment bonuses if you have any friends or colleagues you can recommend! RDM fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Nov 24, 2022 |
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Azhais posted:Not like his reinstated people are doing much better Why is he using his Grindr profile pic on Twitter?
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