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Weembles: Apr 19, 2004

ekuNNN posted:

how come there are no classic thanksgiving songs? this is the best indicator that it's a fake holiday, invented by the turkey lobby

The only one that matters:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsWKTcZ6fWA

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PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Cat Hatter posted:

Go listen to Alice's Restaurant and then report back in 15+ minutes when you're done.

How do you SCRAM a turkey? Yank it out really fast?

Principle's the same, but one should never do anything really fast around three gallons of boiling oil.

"Alice's Restaurant' is already teed up on my Zune for my last pie-making in the morning

# ? Nov 24, 2022 05:36

HenryJLittlefinger: Jan 31, 2010; stomp clap

Mozi posted:

Yeah brining results in consistently juicy and delicious results and has a reduced risk of combustion.

Yeah you brine a fried turkey too

# ? Nov 24, 2022 06:05

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

ekuNNN posted:

how come there are no classic thanksgiving songs? this is the best indicator that it's a fake holiday, invented by the turkey lobby

ahh I see you've never had the misfortune of experiencing Alice's Restaurant

# ? Nov 24, 2022 06:22

Cat Hatter: Oct 24, 2006; Hatters gonna hat.

shame on an IGA posted:

ahh I see you've never had the misfortune of experiencing Alice's Restaurant

Officer Obie account spotted.

# ? Nov 24, 2022 07:06

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

Cat Hatter posted:

How do you SCRAM a turkey? Yank it out really fast?

Pull the dump lever on the 1-ton hopper of sand positioned above the fryer.

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Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

https://i.imgur.com/JMgI6aH.mp4

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Zesty: Jan 17, 2012; The Great Twist

I don't think OSHA has jurisdiction there.

# ? Nov 24, 2022 12:17

corn haver: Mar 28, 2020

Zesty posted:

I don't think OSHA has jurisdiction there.

the sds binder and compliance posters are right out of frame. there's a first aid box with keystone light and vicodin in it

# ? Nov 24, 2022 15:01

Robobot: Aug 21, 2018

Fried turkey is delicious and everyone should try it at least once. I much prefer a brined and smoked turkey, myself, but fried is a close second place.

But I'm spoiled because my uncle makes a smoked and a fried turkey every year. Also we usually have a couple of venison tenderloins (depending on how many cousins get a deer that year). Ugh, now I'm like 6 hours away from being over there and I'm already thinking about the food.

# ? Nov 24, 2022 15:57

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Please stay where you are, I'll be there to kill and a impersonate you ASAP.
Your uncle will never know the difference. Mmm turkey.

# ? Nov 24, 2022 16:01

Cat Hatter: Oct 24, 2006; Hatters gonna hat.

By popular demand posted:

Please stay where you are, I'll be there to kill and a impersonate you ASAP.
Your uncle will never know the difference. Mmm turkey.

I know it's a typo, but I'm just imagining you showing up talking like Mario. "It's a me, Robobot!"

# ? Nov 24, 2022 16:07

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

https://i.imgur.com/NbWGVQk.mp4

# ? Nov 24, 2022 22:18

Vakal: May 11, 2008

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/NbWGVQk.mp4

All the work makes me tried just looking at it. CGing the whole thing would have been easier and just as good.

# ? Nov 24, 2022 22:21

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/NbWGVQk.mp4

The ultra low resolution made me think that was a low budget T2 knockoff featuring a gokart chase for a second, but nope. That movie's good as hell and I haven't watched it in way too long, it's going on the list for this week.

# ? Nov 24, 2022 22:23

Kibayasu: Mar 28, 2010

Terminator 2 had some sick loving stunts. God drat helicopter under a bridge and the guy wanted to do it twice but aborted the second one at the last loving millisecond.

# ? Nov 24, 2022 22:26

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Vakal posted:

All the work makes me tried just looking at it. CGing the whole thing would have been easier and just as good.

I'd been okay with cutting to the end of the chase and Arnie recapping what just happened with a chalkboard.

# ? Nov 24, 2022 22:27

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Captain Hygiene posted:

The ultra low resolution made me think that was a low budget T2 knockoff featuring a gokart chase for a second, but nope. That movie's good as hell and I haven't watched it in way too long, it's going on the list for this week.

James Cameron has done some insanely good action movies: Aliens, Terminator 2, True Lies. The amount of work and set up involved in those movies is crazy and goes a long way to explain the insane budgets they had.

# ? Nov 24, 2022 22:32

Cat Hatter: Oct 24, 2006; Hatters gonna hat.

Proteus Jones posted:

James Cameron has done some insanely good action movies: Aliens, Terminator 2, True Lies. The amount of work and set up involved in those movies is crazy and goes a long way to explain the insane budgets they had.

James Cameron has never made a movie I didn't at least like.

# ? Nov 24, 2022 22:37

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Cat Hatter posted:

James Cameron has never made a movie I didn't at least like.

Piranha 2? Not that bad

# ? Nov 24, 2022 22:41

Cat Hatter: Oct 24, 2006; Hatters gonna hat.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Piranha 2? Not that bad

There's debate to the extent that he "made" that movie, but one day morbid curiosity is going to get the better of me and I'm finally going to watch it.

# ? Nov 24, 2022 23:01

Vakal: May 11, 2008

Proteus Jones posted:

James Cameron has done some insanely good action movies: Aliens, Terminator 2, True Lies. The amount of work and set up involved in those movies is crazy and goes a long way to explain the insane budgets they had.

What's even more impressive is just how fast he was cranking them out.

Release dates:

Terminator 1 - October 26, 1984

Aliens 2 - July 18, 1986

The Abyss - August 9, 1989

Terminator 2 - July 3, 1991

True Lies - July 12, 1994

Titanic - December 19, 1997

# ? Nov 24, 2022 23:05

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Cat Hatter posted:

There's debate to the extent that he "made" that movie, but one day morbid curiosity is going to get the better of me and I'm finally going to watch it.

Yeah, I want to say he was just in the crew and happened to be the one to swap in when the original director left. It's just the one pre-fame credit that always comes to mind, it's a pretty fun movie if you like cheap b-movie schlock.

# ? Nov 24, 2022 23:06

Cat Hatter: Oct 24, 2006; Hatters gonna hat.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Yeah, I want to say he was just in the crew and happened to be the one to swap in when the original director left. It's just the one pre-fame credit that always comes to mind, it's a pretty fun movie if you like cheap b-movie schlock.

I don't really care for b-horror, but it's such a weird artifact. I'd be like if Scorsese made an alien invasion movie using paper plates and string.

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The Real Amethyst: Apr 20, 2018; When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

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Remulak: Jun 8, 2001; I can't count to four.; Yams Fan

Galaxy of of terror is a banger.

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HolHorsejob: Mar 14, 2020; Portrait of Cheems II of Spain by Jabona Neftman, olo pint on fird

The Real Amethyst posted:

Now THAT'S a cursed sign

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jetz0r: May 10, 2003; Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.