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that also brings to mind the time cantona posted a video of someone cracking an egg with his penis
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qsvui posted:that also brings to mind the time cantona posted a video of someone cracking an egg with his penis wh... whose penis?
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cantona is much cooler than any footballer has a right to be
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The one true king
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joey barton getting caught placing bets but it being revealed he lost literally almost every single one, including betting on himself to score in a derby.
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FIFA holding an online vote for Player Of The Century and then making it a joint award because Maradona won instead of Pele
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When the TV cameras cut to a Man City fan crying because they lost the Charity Shield.
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pik_d posted:Out of yours Way back but fucken lmaoooo
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Watching the FIFA doco on Netflix and remembering that blatter always expected to be addressed as “Mr President” and to always stay in a hotel’s presidential suite lmao Also that he assumed a friendly between Israel and Palestine plus giving the world cups to Russia and then the USA would win him a Nobel peace prize
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgrfQEB0XAg This being included in the Netflix documentary to illustrate Qatar's footballing history
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webmeister posted:Also that he assumed a friendly between Israel and Palestine plus giving the world cups to Russia and then the USA would win him a Nobel peace prize I posted this in the Qatar thread as something I'd do as part of an elaborate Sylvia Night character bit, and just lmao that Blatter's already loving done it because FIFA is immune to parody
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When FIFA made United Passions starting Sam “Dr. Dinosaur” Neil so he could construct additional pylons at his winery and it bombed Lol
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Alan Smithee posted:When FIFA made United Passions starting Sam “Dr. Dinosaur” Neil so he could construct additional pylons at his winery and it bombed https://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/dec/22/tim-roth-fifa-movie-united-passions-to-pay-for-kids-college quote:The film is awful (can’t say that because I haven’t seen it) I hated doing it, it was the wrong film but for the right reasons. I had two kids in college so I had to make a decision and it was probably poorly judged, but once you make that decision you have to follow through. It’s a hard road, being in something you don’t want to do, but I’m glad I did it for my family.
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I’ll always respect Michael Caine for his honesty https://twitter.com/scottEmovienerd/status/1375429822583803904?s=20&t=e2BiGvx8y8wD3QcjJgnGSw
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Brigadier Sockface posted:Saudi Arabia 2 - Argentina 1 Suddenly remembering this and hell, I'm laughing
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ITT post funny World Cup poo poo you suddenly remember https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFDoPRSnefE https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Nuremberg_(2006_FIFA_World_Cup) e: gently caress you FIFA sticksy fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Nov 24, 2022 |
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vyelkin posted:She was in fact correct remembering how correct she was rn
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Diego Forlan was the best lad who meant the most well remembering him scoring for United, taking his shirt off, and not being able to get it back on so just sprinting around the pitch shirtless until the ref told him to stop they throw you in prison for that now
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Yes it is now illegal to score for Manchester United
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Discussion in the tactics thread reminded me of someone saying "when I was at Real Madrid we would have hours-long meetings and training sessions about tactics. When I arrived at Tottenham, Harry Redknapp's team talks were just 'you play left, you play right, run hard and enjoy yourselves lads'"
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webmeister posted:Discussion in the tactics thread reminded me of someone saying "when I was at Real Madrid we would have hours-long meetings and training sessions about tactics. When I arrived at Tottenham, Harry Redknapp's team talks were just 'you play left, you play right, run hard and enjoy yourselves lads'" Van Der Vaart?
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Dell_Zincht posted:Wales 0 Iran 2 Just remembered this too and I also lmaoed
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Wayne Hennessy nazi salute
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c0burn posted:Wayne Hennessy nazi salute https://twitter.com/guardian_sport/status/1119271337485316096?s=20&t=yYDrI3arT1nTxN-q5Gck0w
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c0burn posted:Wayne Hennessy nazi salute Didn't he do this twice or am I misremembering?
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the sex ghost posted:I remember anelka doing his Nazi salute which was actually a reference to a french comedian who was anti-racist by being as racist as possible It's not a Nazi salute it's just made to look like a Nazi salute
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My French teacher in senior school (who I and many other students had the massive horn for) was his translator when he was at City and said he was an arsehole
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Butterfly Valley posted:My French teacher in senior school (who I and many other students had the massive horn for) was his translator when he was at City and said he was an arsehole for a moment I thought you meant Wayne Hennessey, and that she just followed him around explaining basic concepts in a way that he could comprehend
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