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Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Imagine being that square about weed in 2022 lmao

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Hellblazer187 posted:

Imagine being that square about weed in 2022 lmao

imagine an elemental of everything you hate because he exists and is real

Methanar posted:

i guess unrelated but 2 days before I left vegas so thursday I got drugged at a company event and that was pretty unpleasant. I was given an edible but not told it was an edible until too late. i was going to post a thread about it the next day but I decided I didn't want to talk about it. Marijuana is the worst poo poo ever. No idea why the gently caress anyone thinks its anything other than actual brain poison. I hate pot heads even more now after being given an edible.

I was awake until 6am talking to myself and trying not to die and puked 7 times. 3 or 4 times on the floor, once or twice on the carpet. Extremely horrible experience. one minute I was at the company event. next I was back at the hotel, next I was outside by a water fountain. next I was walking back into the hotel but time stopped. then I was running through the casino to my hotel room realizing I was extremely not ok. At some point I at least had the sense to just hug the toilet all night.

I flooded the bathroom at some point, somehow. I honestly don't know how I did that. I know I did turn on the shower at one point and maybe stood in it? There was a point where I walked away and only realized the shower was still running some unknown length of time later. For how much water was on the floor it had to be a long time. I tried multiple times to turn the shower off, but the 2nd time I tried I went to spin the knob, but realized it was already off - the first time I turned it off successfully - but I was somehow still hearing and feeling the water which was a real "oh gently caress" moment because that meant my senses were out of sync by at least 20 minutes. I was finally okay enough to go to sleep at about 6:30 am until 9 am or so.

The only reliable-ish way I found to try and judge time was to stand at the sink and splash myself with some water and wait for it to dry off.

After 9 am I walked 6 miles total to a cleaning supply store to buy enzymatic cleaner and paper towel. I had to buy this huge rear end jug of the cleaner for 30 dollars. I smuggled the stuff back into my room and spent the rest of the entire day cleaning up the mess and just waiting to feel better. In the end I think I got it good enough that nobody would be able to prove anything. It didn't smell like puke, but it definitely smelled like chemical cleaner which while not great, was at least more plausible deniability.

One of the sickest times I've ever felt.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Mission accomplished

Vlaphor
Dec 18, 2005

Lipstick Apathy
Due to roommate and allergy issues, it looks like I'll need to transfer from combustion to vapor for my flower. What would be the best option to get that tasty thc without burning the flower. I'm looking for something bigger than a 1 hitter. I'd something that could use an entire bowl if possible.

Edit-Did some research and ordered the Arizer XQ2. Bunch of Black Friday sales going on, so got it for $143 with free shipping.

Vlaphor fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Nov 26, 2022

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

You shouldn't rule out something like a dynavap (in addition to the Arizer). You'll get the same effect as a bowl of combusted weed in a tiny chamber. It becomes pure magic if you half chamber the dynavap, and you get just as wrecked on even less weed. I've gone through a few electric vapes, but I always revert back to the half chambered dynavap heated with a wand.

Vlaphor
Dec 18, 2005

Lipstick Apathy
I was thinking about going the Dynavap route, and I still may someday, but I kinda dig how the XQ2 looks and works. I'm on call now, so hopefully it gets here before next Saturday.

Dead Nerve
Mar 27, 2007

Vlaphor posted:

I was thinking about going the Dynavap route, and I still may someday, but I kinda dig how the XQ2 looks and works. I'm on call now, so hopefully it gets here before next Saturday.

You'll love the XQ2! I've had an extreme Q for almost a decade now and it's such a great daily driver. Replacement parts are a breeze to get, even for someone with the older model like me and shipping from Canada seemed simple enough.

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Despite getting high approx. 3 times with my vaporgenie and enjoying it, I did decide to order another vape with more precise temperature control and a glass connector. I got the Planet of the Vapes One, I'll let you all know how I like it. I actually don't have a glass waterpipe right now either but those are very easy to get around here. My lungs are very sensitive, water cooled vapor is gonna be my jam.

I want something small in case I ever make friends locally who smoke. I don't think I'll ever do combustion again but if they're all passing a joint and I've got a little bitty vape for myself I think that would work. Or maybe I could just pass the vape to people who want it. I've definitely seen people passing Js around after jiu jitsu class but I was too shy to say anything.

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
I dunno about a house sized bong but I've thought about a whole house vape system that would be like the reverse of an in-wall vacuum system, where there would be a central repository for ~20g of oil somewhere in the basement, and then piping through the walls such that each room has a small recepticle that a 14mm whip connects into, which in turn causes some of the oil to be vaporized.

Would need a mechanical assist so that you don't have to pull all the empty air through, and then to push any remaining vapor through at the end. Cleaning the lines would probably be fairly lovely.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Cabbages and Kings posted:

I dunno about a house sized bong but I've thought about a whole house vape system that would be like the reverse of an in-wall vacuum system, where there would be a central repository for ~20g of oil somewhere in the basement, and then piping through the walls such that each room has a small recepticle that a 14mm whip connects into, which in turn causes some of the oil to be vaporized.

Would need a mechanical assist so that you don't have to pull all the empty air through, and then to push any remaining vapor through at the end. Cleaning the lines would probably be fairly lovely.

Easier to clean than a Pax probably.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I got legal weed the other day! I went to NM last week and got to buy legal weed and smoke it legally all over the place. It was awesome and the weed store gave me a free hoodie for spending 60 bucks, what a score!

now I'm back in prohibition land and it succcccccks

oh live rosin carts taste killer, I can finally say with certainty, they rule.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

LifeSunDeath posted:

oh live rosin carts taste killer, I can finally say with certainty, they rule.

Yeah I need to go get another one and some bud in a little while

Sanctum
Feb 14, 2005

Property was their religion
A church for one
Giving someone an edible without their consent is not loving cool. Can't really blame the guy for having a bad trip because he didn't want to get high.

I pissed in a cup for some nosy assholes and I can't wait to start smoking weed again in 1-3 business days. :angel:

Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022

by Pragmatica

MrQwerty posted:

imagine an elemental of everything you hate because he exists and is real

hahaha! he got poisoned! lmao!

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Sanctum posted:

Giving someone an edible without their consent is not loving cool. Can't really blame the guy for having a bad trip because he didn't want to get high.

I pissed in a cup for some nosy assholes and I can't wait to start smoking weed again in 1-3 business days. :angel:

tbh I'd bet good money that Methanar was warmed but was just too dense to understand

"Magic brownie? Isn't that the kind with sprinkles? Why doesn't this one have sprinkles?" kinda thing

Dosing someone w/o their knowledge is not cool but it's Methanar so I'd take what he said with a healthy dose of brain worms

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Methanar posted:

Marijuana is the worst poo poo ever. No idea why the gently caress anyone thinks its anything other than actual brain poison. I hate pot heads even more now after being given an edible.

Meth Guys' story is fuckin WILD but please don't overlook this very important piece of "Context"

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


bagmonkey posted:

"Magic brownie? Isn't that the kind with sprinkles? Why doesn't this one have sprinkles?" kinda thing

Little Debbie's Cosmic Brownies are full of lies. Tasty tho.

onesixtwo
Apr 27, 2014

Don't you realize that being nice just makes you get hurt?
Walking through Safeway today and my very obvious “I smoke weed” burton backpack earned me some attention. Some guy/ director of sales for this CA company gave me his business card and a bar of chocolate, 4000mg worth of fun. What a neat way to begin the week.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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bagmonkey posted:

Meth Guys' story is fuckin WILD but please don't overlook this very important piece of "Context"

imagine being older than 13 with sharpie'd on Xs on your hands, and thinking this, much less posting it


e. source: I was this kid, the sharpie has since worn off lol

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

onesixtwo posted:

Walking through Safeway today and my very obvious “I smoke weed” burton backpack earned me some attention. Some guy/ director of sales for this CA company gave me his business card and a bar of chocolate, 4000mg worth of fun. What a neat way to begin the week.

I am dying of jealousy that is my magical dream bar

I live in washington, land of 100mg per package or we'll die

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021

Code Jockey posted:

I am dying of jealousy that is my magical dream bar

I live in washington, land of 100mg per package or we'll die

i hate this stupid law

GigaPeon
Apr 29, 2003

Go, man, go!

bagmonkey posted:

tbh I'd bet good money that Methanar was warmed but was just too dense to understand

"Magic brownie? Isn't that the kind with sprinkles? Why doesn't this one have sprinkles?" kinda thing

Dosing someone w/o their knowledge is not cool but it's Methanar so I'd take what he said with a healthy dose of brain worms

Girlfriend had a college friend who did that. Complete with textbook sitcom "THESE BROWNIES ARE GREAT WHY ISN'T EVERYONE EATING MORE??" response and eventual realization that he was gonna be in for A Ride.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

GigaPeon posted:

Girlfriend had a college friend who did that. Complete with textbook sitcom "THESE BROWNIES ARE GREAT WHY ISN'T EVERYONE EATING MORE??" response and eventual realization that he was gonna be in for A Ride.

One of my Bad Time Weed stories was mistaking a weed no bake cookie for a Clif bar when I had the munchies and ending up listening to the (albeit very small) festival's DJs while sitting against the back of my car with a cooler of beer, beverages and a pack of smokes. It was a Real Bad Time overall but I learned a lot that day, specifically that "red dragon no bake edibles" is keyword for a good time IF YOU PUT THE OTHER HALF AWAY PROPERLY

edit a bunch of people stopped by to make sure I was good and they would give me food sometimes and eventually one of the dudes who decided to chill with me helped me get back to my tent, where I proceeded to have to listen to this crust punk who I knew and hated a ton bang out his girlfriend who also sucked

Sanctum
Feb 14, 2005

Property was their religion
A church for one
I seriously thought I was gonna die when I took my first edible. I was so dizzy I couldn't even sit upright let alone walk so I thought dehydration was gonna kill me.

I had a kinda near-death experience from food poisoning. I couldn't drink water without violently puking it back up and by day 3 dehydration was so bad I had to crawl into the bathroom. I took the wireless phone with me and if I couldn't keep a glass of water down I was gonna call 911 before I was too weak to move. So when I was tripping on edibles for the first time and really thirsty I thought about that other time. :( I thought my gums were gonna dry up and start bleeding and all the other nasty things.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
first edible was a brownie and also smoked a bowl as I was coming up. it was like a freight train hit me, I kept forgetting what I was doing and the next day I had to rewatch a movie cause I forgot everything. Then we did more edibles and the same thing happened.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

One time my dad and I took an edible that I thought was 10mg but it was actually 125mg and long story short I threw up a bunch, felt zero anxiety/panic, and had a truly excellent sleep. Everything I did he did 10 minutes later so when I threw up he was like “oh poo poo” lol

onesixtwo
Apr 27, 2014

Don't you realize that being nice just makes you get hurt?
Lmao

Lol

It has been brought to my attention, the previously mentioned free bar of weed chocolate is in fact magic mushroom chocolate.

Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022

by Pragmatica
nice of the wallpaper to inform you

Sanctum
Feb 14, 2005

Property was their religion
A church for one
Livin' the D.A.R.E. dream of strangers offering you free psychedelics

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
lmao this guy's grocery store trip turned into a whole new kind of experience.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

onesixtwo posted:

Walking through Safeway today and my very obvious “I smoke weed” burton backpack earned me some attention. Some guy/ director of sales for this CA company gave me his business card and a bar of chocolate, 4000mg worth of fun. What a neat way to begin the week.

onesixtwo posted:

Lmao

Lol

It has been brought to my attention, the previously mentioned free bar of weed chocolate is in fact magic mushroom chocolate.

quote:

4000mg

Holy poo poo

Lay down I guess

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i mean that's not that much of an unreasonable dose


... unless you eat it all at once not knowing it was mushrooms

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Inspector Hound posted:

Holy poo poo

Lay down I guess

Also maybe like put on gloves or something and have someone strap you down

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I love those mushroom choco bars, it's easy to have a square and just feel high or have a few and get looped.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Mozi posted:

i mean that's not that much of an unreasonable dose


... unless you eat it all at once not knowing it was mushrooms

That's pretty serious lol, you might be able to maintain but it would be tapping you on the shoulder trying to get your attention the whole time

Get home safe grocery tripper

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

They didn't say they ate the whole thing, people's tolerance varies a lot but 4000 mg of THC is a massive dose.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

^^ assuming he didn't mean 4000 mg of psilocin, it's a 4g mushroom bar lol ^^

Zil posted:

Also maybe like put on gloves or something and have someone strap you down

Paramedics are standing by for you to lay on them while you try to describe what you're seeing

onesixtwo
Apr 27, 2014

Don't you realize that being nice just makes you get hurt?
Yah we're good and safe friends, i'm both experienced with them and cautious by nature with consumption. I had half a square to test the potency, looking for a good calm microdose and, well, :sun:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
4g of shrooms is no joke. I'm a 2.5g person and even that gets me in the forbidden zone sometimes. Under 2g is usually mild but still emotional. most I ever did was 5g at once and it was a serious time.

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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

onesixtwo posted:

Yah we're good and safe friends, i'm both experienced with them and cautious by nature with consumption. I had half a square to test the potency, looking for a good calm microdose and, well, :sun:

What a get, I cannot wait until I can buy things like that in my area

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