the Curse of the Sphinks

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Shifty Nipples

something that doesn't have any feet?

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Nov 21, 2022 23:20

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# ? May 9, 2024 16:12

Heather Papps: hello friend

Heather Papps posted:

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thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 21, 2022 23:23

ChubbyChecker

quadruple amputated ant

# ? Nov 22, 2022 00:00

more falafel please: forums poster

my red wing iron rangers are more fashion boots than work boots, but, me. I tend to walk on 2 feet pretty much all the time I'm walking

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Nov 22, 2022 00:39

tutankhalmond

Heather Papps posted:

l.l. bean boots available at marks work warehouse with a lifetime guarentee

Prof. Crocodile posted:

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# ? Nov 22, 2022 19:22

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

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she's eating some fish flakes

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# ? Nov 22, 2022 19:30

Prof. Crocodile

your friend sk posted:

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she's eating some fish flakes

# ? Nov 22, 2022 19:44

beer pal

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Nov 22, 2022 19:45

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

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# ? Nov 22, 2022 19:46

more falafel please: forums poster

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thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Nov 23, 2022 03:49

Stoner Sloth

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# ? Nov 23, 2022 11:48

tutankhalmond

Sherbert Hoover posted:

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maybe i should make an 8-bar rap about this fish...

ChubbyChecker posted:

B=======================D

Prof. Crocodile posted:

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your friend sk posted:

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she's eating some fish flakes

beer pal posted:

Chewbecca posted:

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Stoner Sloth posted:

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AHHHHH THEY'RE TOO LONG I CAN'T HANDLE KNOWING FISH THIS LONG ARE REAL haha just kidding. the longer the fish gets, the closer it approaches a snake, specifically an asp, and if the new york times crossword is anything to go on, I love asps as a truly real Egyptian boy king.

When I rattle it, I swear I can almost hear whispers of the worst idea. Yet...

YOU GOT HIT CLIPS NSYNC: BRINGIN' DA NOISE (FOR HIT CLIPS PLAYER/BOOMBOX)

What expert (the one reflected in the package) are saying about Hit Clips NSYNC: Bringin' Da Noise (for Hit Clips Player/Boombox)

No comment. Make it small please.

# ? Nov 23, 2022 14:56

tutankhalmond

Forgot your beds that are burning, how can we sleep when small plastic encased and seemingly disturbingly cheap prizes are still at stake?

Oh wow. Cool. Another long one, huh? Hm. Interesting swerve at the end there.

# ? Nov 23, 2022 15:04

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

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# ? Nov 23, 2022 15:52

Heather Papps: hello friend

this is too much for me sphinks

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 24, 2022 03:02

more falafel please: forums poster

this is pretty bad but all I have is a phone and an app called "paint 98"

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Nov 24, 2022 03:09

more falafel please: forums poster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7gNOQVi4uk&t=551s

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Nov 24, 2022 03:18

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

# ? Nov 24, 2022 03:21

Heather Papps: hello friend

Heather Papps posted:

this is too much for me sphinks

i was right i am not putting one more click into this monstrosity jesus have mercy on my i have blasphemed against G-d and humanity

the artist in me wants to make this work but i REFUSE

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 24, 2022 03:42

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

What did you do, HP? What did you do??

# ? Nov 24, 2022 04:12

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

Heather Papps posted:

i was right i am not putting one more click into this monstrosity jesus have mercy on my i have blasphemed against G-d and humanity

the artist in me wants to make this work but i REFUSE

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

ahaha oh my god

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# ? Nov 24, 2022 05:15

tutankhalmond

Sherbert Hoover posted:

Chewbecca posted:

Heather Papps posted:

i was right i am not putting one more click into this monstrosity jesus have mercy on my i have blasphemed against G-d and humanity

the artist in me wants to make this work but i REFUSE

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Nightmares abound. Could this truly be what the Sphinks, the knower of all, wanted? ...I suppose I can hear a faint giggling coming from its head for the first time ever, so yes?

Whoah, the whole capsule bounces. Impossible. What alien substance lies within?

YOU GOT A PEPSI BALL (NOT LEGALLY ENDORSED BY PEPSI CO.)

What experts are saying about a Pepsi Ball (not legally endorsed by Pepsi Co.):

I'm going to give this small one to you but don't lose it, okay. Your brother already lost the first three on Mr. Darrion's roof.

# ? Nov 24, 2022 14:53

tutankhalmond

I don't understand why the Sphinks insists on these revisions. I assure you all their vision is infinite and these riddles timeless...or...well timeful with the last minute changes. Soon to be timeless. Just needs...time...

That's not even how yo momma works! Fine. I'm simply a famous boy king. I don't have to care. I have servants.

# ? Nov 24, 2022 15:02

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

tutankhalmond posted:

I don't understand why the Sphinks insists on these revisions. I assure you all their vision is infinite and these riddles timeless...or...well timeful with the last minute changes. Soon to be timeless. Just needs...time...

That's not even how yo momma works! Fine. I'm simply a famous boy king. I don't have to care. I have servants.

Yo mama so cool they call her the Younger Lady

I can't decide on the right adjective

Viginti Septem fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Nov 24, 2022

# ? Nov 24, 2022 15:16

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

yo momma so woke she could be a famous movie character

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Nov 24, 2022 16:37

Heather Papps: hello friend

yo momma so kind she's known as the whole neighbourhoods momma

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 24, 2022 16:48

more falafel please: forums poster

your momma's so fit, when she walks around the house, she walks AROUND the house, and the block, because she's staying active

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Nov 24, 2022 16:50

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

yo momma so cool the ice store called her to say she wins

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# ? Nov 24, 2022 16:59

Khanstant

yo momma is full of vital fluids and blood

# ? Nov 24, 2022 17:19

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

yo momma is the best poster in all the lands, with many goldmined threads to her name

# ? Nov 24, 2022 20:21

tutankhalmond

Viginti Septem posted:

Yo mama so cool they call her the Younger Lady

I can't decide on the right adjective

watho posted:

yo momma so woke she could be a famous movie character

Heather Papps posted:

yo momma so kind she's known as the whole neighbourhoods momma

Sherbert Hoover posted:

yo momma so cool the ice store called her to say she wins

Khanstant posted:

yo momma is full of vital fluids and blood

Chewbecca posted:

yo momma is the best poster in all the lands, with many goldmined threads to her name

Wow, an incredible chain of mommas. Maybe this wasn't such a bad idea. Dare I question the limitless mind of the Sphinks.

This capsule is quiet. Oddly quiet.

YOU GOT A STICK UP

What experts are saying about a stick up:

Whoah you elbowed him so hard that this was all that was left (and I get to keep my riches).

# ? Nov 25, 2022 15:03

tutankhalmond

Whew, that really got the blood flowing on a Friday morning. Perhaps we can ease into the end of the week with a simple, pensive riddle. I feel ready to think. To contemplate. To imagine beyond the barriers we have set around ourselves.

...I don't even know who Jeff Gordon is. How could I possibly judge this? Also, my Ancient Egyptian lawyers have suggested I point out that we are not in fact sponsored by NASCAR today, but that we deeply respect what they've got going on.

# ? Nov 25, 2022 15:16

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

my name is jeff gordon and this rollercoaster is way too fast for me! i was told it would only be moderately fast and this is faster than that! i am very scared

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Nov 25, 2022 15:49

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Jeff Gordon: oh god oh gently caress :stonk:

# ? Nov 25, 2022 20:46

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# ? May 9, 2024 16:12

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

there was this amazing deleted scene from the phantom menace where jeff gordon was anakin's co-pilot in the podrace:

quote:

[Exterior, narrow canyon] Anakin leans forward and fires his turbo boosters as his engines roar to new life

Anakin: Now *this* is podracing! Hold on to your hat, Jeff Gordon!

Jeff Gordon: Oh no no no no. Not good!

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# ? Nov 25, 2022 21:36

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Sherbert Hoover posted:

your friend sk posted:

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Heather Papps posted:

Shifty Nipples posted:

Heather Papps posted:

ChubbyChecker posted:

more falafel please posted:

Prof. Crocodile posted:

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your friend sk posted:

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Sherbert Hoover posted:

ChubbyChecker posted:

Prof. Crocodile posted:

your friend sk posted:

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beer pal posted:

Chewbecca posted:

more falafel please posted:

Stoner Sloth posted:

Heather Papps posted:

Heather Papps posted:

Sherbert Hoover posted:

more falafel please posted:

Chewbecca posted:

Heather Papps posted:

tutankhalmond posted:

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watho posted:

Heather Papps posted:

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Sherbert Hoover posted:

Khanstant posted:

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