Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
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therobit posted:I can’t wait for whatever the next chapter will be in the telenovela about a billionaire making decisions so stupid that the actually affect how much wealth he has. Brewster's Billions
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 11:29 |
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ilmucche posted:Anyone can post a thread Nah permabanned users aren't allowed to post, but I know a certain billionaire who can bring free speech back to somethingawful and I bet he could have it for less than half of what he spent on twitter
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 11:37 |
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Musk's three successful companies had one thing in common: They were all doing something risky that everyone knew would happen sooner or later, but where all the big established market forces were too complacent/scared to approach it(bank transfers through the internet/attractive electric mid-class luxury sedans for bougies with disposable income/vertical propulsive landing of spent rocket stages). Phones don't really fit into that pattern. It's a saturated market with little true innovation. You know what fits perfectly though? Fascism. I think that's what he is going to do next.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 11:55 |
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GABA ghoul posted:Musk's three successful companies had one thing in common: They were all doing something risky that everyone knew would happen sooner or later, but where all the big established market forces were too complacent/scared to approach it(bank transfers through the internet/attractive electric mid-class luxury sedans for bougies with disposable income/vertical propulsive landing of spent rocket stages). Phones don't really fit into that pattern. It's a saturated market with little true innovation. You know what fits perfectly though? Fascism. I think that's what he is going to do next. you forgot a second point all three of those companies have in common: they have competent people at some level of management, and they and their underlings do all the work and protect the company from him. lol the Tesla guys are still loving seething about getting kicked out of their own company and him calling himself the founder and the engineer who brought them to market, but they aren't really legally allowed to talk about it MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 12:01 on Nov 26, 2022 |
# ? Nov 26, 2022 11:58 |
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SRQ posted:Twitter still exists and the laughs are slowing down. In fact I laughed about Ye instead of Musk today. Nah, we still have to see the pricing scheme for the new verified entities. Dude needs 187 million $8 rubes to just break even on the interest he is paying. To get back that 44 billion, he's going to try to hose corporations.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 12:07 |
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hah I just got this ad on youtube and I gotta imagine that the campaign was set up and readied and paid for more than four weeks ago and right now there's a good chance some ad exec is slamming their head into the table going 'gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress'
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 12:10 |
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 12:12 |
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happyhippy posted:Nah, we still have to see the pricing scheme for the new verified entities. does any company have any reason to spend any money on twitter ads at all. outside of my pillow and those weird hormones the right likes.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 12:16 |
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SRQ posted:does any company have any reason to spend any money on twitter ads at all. Its not just ads. He said he was doing a Corporate verify of your employees. So your PR people may need a green tick or whatever color, to show they are the real deal that work for you. He's going to try to monetize everything.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 12:38 |
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happyhippy posted:Its not just ads. if there's anything corporations love doing, it's paying out the rear end for services that didn't exist a week ago that serve no functional purpose
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 12:41 |
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MikeJF posted:hah I just got this ad on youtube It's a scam
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 12:45 |
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"Australia citizens". Yes this seems legit.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 12:46 |
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Here's some more bullshit: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1596315609385431040 I know we've been talking about this already, but goddamn do I hate the stance of "Both sides are actually bad, and by saying that I am in the middle I am in fact very smart and above it all." Especially since 99% of the time, self-descriptions of "centrist" tend to come from conservative assholes who just don't want to openly admit it.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 12:47 |
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Everything sucks. Only I can fix it.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 12:52 |
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Non Compos Mentis posted:It's a scam Roblo posted:"Australia citizens". Yes this seems legit. Oh no poo poo it's absolutely a scam but even the scammer ad people have gotta be going 'gently caress we blew our ad money on a Musk ad and now everyone thinks of him as an idiot'.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 12:58 |
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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-11-26/musk-says-he-d-back-desantis-for-president-if-he-makes-2024-run Musk Says He’d Back DeSantis for President If He Makes 2024 Run Twitter owner wants a candidate who’s ‘sensible and centrist’ Reviving Trump’s account, he says, corrects ‘a grave mistake’ "I'm fine with Trump not tweeting," Musk said on Twitter Friday night. "The important thing is that Twitter correct a grave mistake in banning his account, despite no violation of the law or terms of service. Deplatforming a sitting President undermined public trust in Twitter for half of America."
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 13:01 |
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I swear to god I remember Trump committing a heinous crime in order to get his account banned what was it
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 13:02 |
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Roblo posted:"Australia citizens". Yes this seems legit. Hey I be one of them. Where do I send my bitcoin! Send the link!!!!!!!
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 13:04 |
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MikeJF posted:Oh no poo poo it's absolutely a scam but even the scammer ad people have gotta be going 'gently caress we blew our ad money on a Musk ad and now everyone thinks of him as an idiot'. The only people that would fall for it already think musk is great
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 13:04 |
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MrQwerty posted:I swear to god I remember Trump committing a heinous crime in order to get his account banned it only counts if he's convicted!
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 13:08 |
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he didn't try to overthrow the sitting federal government and have 60-80% of the House and Senate murdered by right-wing militias immediately after a Trump rally, right? That's preposterous.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 13:10 |
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Here's some more bullshit: “The truth lies somewhere in the middle” is one of the stupidest things South Park ever said. No wonder Musk lives by it. Telling young people not to vote because it’s pointless was also stupid because it reinforces the idea that parties only need to appeal to the elderly. They’re a huge demographic who consistently turn out to vote, so actually showing up, even with a spoiled ballot, at least shows that young people are worth targeting.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 13:15 |
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MikeJF posted:hah I just got this ad on youtube Try out these new revolutionary detox foot patches that the inventor of electric cars and rockets and probably smartest man on earth can't stop raving about!
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 13:21 |
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MrQwerty posted:I swear to god I remember Trump committing a heinous crime in order to get his account banned Jan 6 insurrection encouragement
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 13:25 |
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kdrudy posted:Yea, they was no money in actual Twitter, so a clone isn't going to make money either. It's a pretty big upfront cost to even really be a true competitor due to the scale of the app. Exactly. Social media isn't profitable, advertising is profitable. SM companies got their crazy valuations because of nebulous future monetization potential but investors now are going to want to see a diagram of the money pipeline up front. How are you going to force these users to watch more ads than ever before? Unless you have this, you're not going to get the funds necessary to build your service and acquire the users. And if your main plan is shoving ads down people's throats, nobody's going to want to sign up for that.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 13:36 |
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remember when microsoft bought nokia.....gently caress I remember years ago I was at lunch with a friend he set his win8 phone on the table across from my blackberry.....to this day I m not sure who the rear end in a top hat in the story is.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 13:37 |
Since getting Twitter, has Musk said a single thing critical of the Repubs or a nice thing about the Dems?
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 13:42 |
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pro starcraft loser posted:Since getting Twitter, has Musk said a single thing critical of the Repubs or a nice thing about the Dems? nah Ron DeSantis is a centrist now tho lmao
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 13:44 |
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heavy liquid posted:https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-11-26/musk-says-he-d-back-desantis-for-president-if-he-makes-2024-run He wasn‘t even sitting right? I mean except on the toilet all the time. But trump was only banned after he got kicked out of the white house wasn‘t he?
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 13:48 |
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Neco posted:He wasn‘t even sitting right? I mean except on the toilet all the time. But trump was only banned after he got kicked out of the white house wasn‘t he? He was banned pre-inauguration
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 13:48 |
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heavy liquid posted:https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-11-26/musk-says-he-d-back-desantis-for-president-if-he-makes-2024-run "Fine! If Trump won't be my friend, maybe Ron DeSantis will be. I'm not mad, you're mad!"
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 13:52 |
He's baiting Trump to get back on Twitter.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 13:53 |
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does stormy have a twitter?
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 13:55 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:A hard core phone called Hard Cock Comes out of the box with a collection of Grimes wallpapers
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 14:08 |
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The only significant difference between Mike "my pillow!" Lindell and Elon "Tony Stark" Musk is how much money they each have.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 14:33 |
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Underwhelmed posted:The only significant difference between Mike "my pillow!" Lindell and Elon "Tony Stark" Musk is how much money they each have. wrong, Elon Musk's crack dealer never staged an intervention for him because of how off the deep-end he was
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 14:35 |
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DeSantis. Centrist. Holy gently caress. It's gotta be the anti trans stuff that really gets him going, surely.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 14:37 |
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https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1596171464444497921
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 14:41 |
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He can't even be normal. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1595956011210182656
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 14:44 |
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what in the world would it take for the rest to leave?
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