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I watch a lot of trash. I will keep watching trash.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 11:37 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 23:01 |
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Kingo Ligma posted:If I give in and watch Andor and it sucks, every single one of you is getting some absolutely fuckin heinous red text Andor sucks don't bother. It's another show where you have to wait five episodes for interesting things to happen and even then it's still Star Wars. A lose/lose all around.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 11:54 |
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What is worse, post Endgame Marvel or Endgame Star War?
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 12:06 |
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Zzulu posted:I watch a lot of trash. I will keep watching trash.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 12:18 |
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stephenthinkpad posted:What is worse, post Endgame Marvel or Endgame Star War? Marvel definitely has the worse discourse. At least star wars only claims it's ending racism by casting minorities on main feed and not d list background character streaming trash.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 12:22 |
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It is completely possible for Disney to produce a good show that is a star war while also being a bad company that mostly makes poo poo, stranger things have happened. Most negative criticism I've seen of the show seems to come from people who clearly haven't watched it, usually made obvious by calling it slow/boring with little elaboration (a popular one for the angry nerds on twitter with lightsaber avatars and #antiwoke in their profiles) or talk with so little detail it could only have been drawn from a 2 sentence synopsis. Very little talk of technical merits also, since of course it's impossible to get a decent impression of that from an imdb writeup. Comes across as trying to project an image of coolness and anti establishment, rather than any real crit. Otherwise, why lie about it?
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 12:35 |
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RealityWarCriminal posted:this that random internet person releasing a better deepfake within 24 hours was the best star wars moment of the decade
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 12:38 |
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Obi Wan is worth watching purely for the mind gently caress
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 12:46 |
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okay just one more christmas joke he sure was in a rush to get his turbo man doll!!
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 12:49 |
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merry christmas everybody
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 12:51 |
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I'd rather watch something that's slow and boring as poo poo and takes itself too seriously than something that is edited at 60 cuts a minute, is loud and obnoxious, and constantly winks at the camera I'll take boring sincerity over a mediocre corporate product that papers over its many faults with postmodernist ennui any day
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 13:47 |
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https://twitter.com/mccrabb_will/status/1596231965958471685?s=46&t=mL3M-EzlCCy2g3MW3uy7sQ
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 13:50 |
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That 7 seconds was more interesting and got me more invested than that entire black adam segment lol
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 14:13 |
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That's fuckin rad as hell
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 14:16 |
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The only thing I didn't really like in Andor was the end reveal that the parts they were making in prison were for the Death Star laser. Because of their hub-and-spoke look, I had assumed the parts were the center hub for the wing of a TIE Fighter. Which would've been apropos, as they force these prisoners to endlessly churn out these parts to go on assembly line fighters that have a life span of about 3 days total. Keeps things grounded, with their endless toil. Making them part of the Death Star I felt was a bit of cheat, trying to tie them in to the greater SW mythos, when in all other respects the show seamed to want to eschew all aspects of the mystical, larger than life, space-opera aspects of SW. There could've been a nice montage of other prisons where people churned out the hubs, intercut with robots installing them on a TIE, and then a TIE launching in to battle and getting blasted 3 seconds later, and going back to the slave labor just churning out more parts to feed the beast that is the empire.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 14:21 |
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I just want you to know that if I start watching Andor and don’t like it, everyone itt who convinces me to give it a shot will have robbed me of life’s greatest gift: precious time on this earth that I could have used trying to bang actresses
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 14:22 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:The only thing I didn't really like in Andor was the end reveal that the parts they were making in prison were for the Death Star laser. Because of their hub-and-spoke look, I had assumed the parts were the center hub for the wing of a TIE Fighter. Which would've been apropos, as they force these prisoners to endlessly churn out these parts to go on assembly line fighters that have a life span of about 3 days total. Keeps things grounded, with their endless toil. Making them part of the Death Star I felt was a bit of cheat, trying to tie them in to the greater SW mythos, when in all other respects the show seamed to want to eschew all aspects of the mystical, larger than life, space-opera aspects of SW. There could've been a nice montage of other prisons where people churned out the hubs, intercut with robots installing them on a TIE, and then a TIE launching in to battle and getting blasted 3 seconds later, and going back to the slave labor just churning out more parts to feed the beast that is the empire. andor gets blown up by a death star
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 14:49 |
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wes sure does love his fancy dollies and planimetric composition i wonder if as a kid someone ran at him from an angle and it just scared the loving poo poo out of him
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 15:05 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:The only thing I didn't really like in Andor was the end reveal that the parts they were making in prison were for the Death Star laser. Because of their hub-and-spoke look, I had assumed the parts were the center hub for the wing of a TIE Fighter. Which would've been apropos, as they force these prisoners to endlessly churn out these parts to go on assembly line fighters that have a life span of about 3 days total. Keeps things grounded, with their endless toil. Making them part of the Death Star I felt was a bit of cheat, trying to tie them in to the greater SW mythos, when in all other respects the show seamed to want to eschew all aspects of the mystical, larger than life, space-opera aspects of SW. There could've been a nice montage of other prisons where people churned out the hubs, intercut with robots installing them on a TIE, and then a TIE launching in to battle and getting blasted 3 seconds later, and going back to the slave labor just churning out more parts to feed the beast that is the empire. Yeah it kinda sucks. The entire show is a pretty successful exercise in making the setting feel big again, then that scene goes "lol no actually it's still small as hell". I think it's forgivable, but go figure they would drop the ball a bit in the last 30 seconds
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 16:08 |
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Botw needs Mike's chaos energy, everyone else is replaceable but eps without him are kinda lame.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 17:12 |
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Rich evans is defeatable, not replaceable
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 17:14 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Rich evans is defeatable, not replaceable If they decide to do more Cynthia Rothrock stuff, Martial Law has David Carridine in it and he seems relatively sober https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2Hr5jw4dzw
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 17:27 |
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Holy crap, Carpenter's Prince of Darkness hits the ground running doesnt it. Hopefully they let things breathe a bit in later acts.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 17:55 |
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I haven't watched Andor yet because boba fett and the first four episodes of obiwan (didn't even get around to the last two) really sapped by interest in tv star wars. BUT by friend who loved Rise of Skywalker said Andor was terrible after the first five episodes so take that to mean what you will.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 18:10 |
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"This person who loves eating poo poo didn't like this restaurant because their food doesn't taste like poo poo."
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 18:23 |
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Argyle Gargoyle posted:Holy crap, Carpenter's Prince of Darkness hits the ground running doesnt it. Hopefully they let things breathe a bit in later acts. The thing I remember most about Prince of Darkness is the way it basically comes to a stop and let’s things breath super-late into the movie when the possessed homeless people have everyone holed up but don’t actually push further.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 18:34 |
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Andor really suffers from the fact the newest trilogy makes the rebels worthless gently caress-ups. They managed to stay in power for only around 30 years until they were basically completely defeated by exiled remnants of the empire.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 18:38 |
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Maybe their fledgling leftist government was overthrown by a foreign backed coup
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 18:42 |
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That's ten more years than the Empire stayed in power.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 18:46 |
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Lister posted:I haven't watched Andor yet because boba fett and the first four episodes of obiwan (didn't even get around to the last two) really sapped by interest in tv star wars. BUT by friend who loved Rise of Skywalker said Andor was terrible after the first five episodes so take that to mean what you will. This is especially insane because the first five episodes are mostly slow tension building with only one huge action set piece, then episode 6 is a kickass heist sequence. I'm genuinely confused how anyone could hold that opinion especially someone who's easily entertained by spectacle
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 18:47 |
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StashAugustine posted:I'm genuinely confused how anyone could hold that opinion Lister posted:friend who loved Rise of Skywalker
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 18:50 |
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Fair I guess I'm expecting too much for morons to be consistent
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 19:09 |
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The Last Star Wars I watched was TLJ and there's a decent chance I never watch another Star Wars thing again.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 19:11 |
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“Friend who loved Rise of Skywalker” sounds like an excellent reason to sever that friendship.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 19:11 |
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Andor is the opposite of RoS in almost every way
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 19:16 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:Andor is the opposite of RoS in almost every way Somehow, Palpatine has gone missing
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 19:20 |
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Prince of Darkness rules. It hits a tone very very very few directors can manage. Andor is well-made but man alive they should have compressed 1-4 down to 1 1/2, 2 episodes. It really only starts getting really interesting towards the middle of it. Andor's just a boring person as a character except when he's like fighting for his freedom or whatever. But he doesn't really do anything with said freedom when he has it, he doesn't seem to want to do anything. Which I can definitely appreciate on a personal level, but as a character to build a show around... eh. Unless that show is just him doing wild heists and poo poo. Ocean 11 series in the SWU, where there is a heist arc every 3 episodes sounds like it would be a lot more fun - and Andor is very well made overall, it's just not terribly fun - sort of show to watch.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 19:20 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_C5O1Zka-Y&t=252s This is a very sweet tribute they whipped up here. I really hope they get around to checking out Nemesis at some point as well (and then Nemesis 2 - 4, but ignore 5 because that doesnt have any of the Pyun magic).
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 19:23 |
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Did Van Damme ever do any films with Cynthia Rothrock? They seem cut from the same cloth except that Van Damme eventually made it to where he had a brief stint as a leading man. I'd watch the poo poo out of an action movie starring a bunch of 80s and 90s B listers.
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# ? Nov 26, 2022 19:52 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 23:01 |
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She owns really hard
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