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Oh I guess they think all dark olives are the same right? loving olive racist. edit: omg horrible snipe I don't get olives on pizza anymore. Black olives are ok but green olives are just too salty for me now. When I was a kid I used to put whole black olives on my fingertips. 
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Now, now. They are functionally the same thing.
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The most important attribute of pizza olives is canned vs fresh. There is more taste difference between a canned black olive and a fresh black olive than between a fresh kalamata and a fresh black olive.
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Nov 26, 2022 01:26
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I solve this issue by not getting olives on my pizza.
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Nov 26, 2022 01:29
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canned black olives are the devil's turds.
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Nov 26, 2022 01:42
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Lego tires! Also the correct Greek pizza olives are specifically purple in color
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Nov 26, 2022 02:08
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precision posted:The fact that Oregon's favorite pizza topping is black olive explains so much, and yet is so inexplicable I live in Oregon and I can promise you it's not
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Nov 26, 2022 02:11
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EEKA GEEK posted:The most important attribute of pizza olives is canned vs fresh. There is more taste difference between a canned black olive and a fresh black olive than between a fresh kalamata and a fresh black olive. wtf the canning process is what makes black olives black
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Nov 26, 2022 18:20
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Black Olive (2022) - Best of Cannes Award
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Nov 26, 2022 18:22
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AARD VARKMAN posted:wtf Wait, what. My understanding was the fermentation and process makes black olives darker and changes texture and flavor, but ripe olives are dark in color and can and are served as such. Green olives are unripe, but humans like the flavor. Paging an olive goon.
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How Black Olives are Producedquote:Green table olives are treated with lye to make them ready to eat, whereas black olives are treated by oxidation, which makes them go black. Both these processes respect the olive’s nutritional properties, although these vary between green olives and black olives.
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Nov 26, 2022 18:33
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Toxic Mental posted:Domino's 3-topping for $7.99 is basically unbeatable. Way better quality than Costco or Little Caesar's but still cheap as hell. Pre-pandemic sams club pizza ruled and was the best large pizza you could get for $7
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Nov 26, 2022 18:43
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Barudak posted:Paging an olive goon. No don't summon him here 
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Nov 26, 2022 18:47
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Three Olives is a treasure.
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Nov 26, 2022 18:58
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They can be artifically blackened. Tomatos can also be artificially "reddened".  Anyway, Kalamata olive supremacy.
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Nov 26, 2022 20:26
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Post the worst pizza ever in this thread: Kalamata Democracy
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Nov 26, 2022 21:43
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Sorry but the current thread title is unbeatable
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Nov 26, 2022 21:59
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itry posted:1kg of cheese is definitely too much cheese. Pan fried yoga mat
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Nov 27, 2022 00:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5lkKnQgonw
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Nov 27, 2022 01:09
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It's genuinely kinda crazy how ubiquitous pizza has become in American pop and food culture considering it only really became a thing in the 1950s. Pizza is probably one of the most notable marketing success stories of the twentieth century imo
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It's good, op
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free hubcaps posted:It's genuinely kinda crazy how ubiquitous pizza has become in American pop and food culture considering it only really became a thing in the 1950s. Pizza is probably one of the most notable marketing success stories of the twentieth century imo Literally evergreen, let us revisit the halcyon days of 1959:   
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I'm terrified of New Thing, and that makes me angry! 
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I like how that last gag is just "pizzas are round! haha some other things are also round!"
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Nov 27, 2022 02:37
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It's "Post the worst pizza", not "Post the worst pizza comics".
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Nov 27, 2022 02:42
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when people did this kind of thing about cars, at least it was because cars will murder you. embrace the pizza o salary man.
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free hubcaps posted:It's genuinely kinda crazy how ubiquitous pizza has become in American pop and food culture considering it only really became a thing in the 1950s. Pizza is probably one of the most notable marketing success stories of the twentieth century imo My great-grandmother, as the wife of a mine foreman, befriended a lot of recent immigrant employees and their wives. Apparently when the womenfolk exchanged recipes, my great grandma learned how to make pizza, and regularly served it about twenty years before it became a Thing
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Data Graham posted:Literally evergreen, let us revisit the halcyon days of 1959: Wow, that wasn't funny at all.
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Nov 27, 2022 02:57
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They should call it BAD Magazine.
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Curious about the bacon and caramelized onion ketchup
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uber_stoat posted:https://twitter.com/AAAAAWTFAAAAA/status/1595583557384212481?s=20&t=MVn17k8sCPAKwwnaA3wTzQ What's like... going on with the whole idea of slices of hard-boiled eggs on pizza? I'm all about odd toppings, but that one is even beyond me.
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EconDad posted:What's like... going on with the whole idea of slices of hard-boiled eggs on pizza? I'm all about odd toppings, but that one is even beyond me. It would absolutely have to be that some people like it.
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CumBlast Radius Jr posted:It would absolutely have to be that some people like it. *writes notes in pizza diary* *puts notebook on pizza-themed shelf* NO EGGS ON THEMED SHELF
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i just introduced a friend for the first time tonight our lord, our worship, the mestre da pizza
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Toxic Mental posted:And what did he say If they praised the Mestre, glory be unto them. If they blasphemed, they go into the trash, and we all know where the trash goes.
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Toxic Mental posted:And what did he say "why"
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I used to work at a greek restaurant. I have eaten all the black olives I need to
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