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midterm predictions
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blue wave 61 10.57%
red wave 65 11.27%
stalemate 92 15.94%
goku 359 62.22%
Total: 459 votes
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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8KfYOOEuc

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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

tacodaemon posted:

three Yale dudes crossdressing, 1883




Skull & Boners

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

bebop esq posted:

Diamond is unvaxxed and has covid right

Vaccines and covid are both fake though??

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/thatdes/status/1596673002422181888

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

what if you don't believe in prayer and still pray for diamond

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Mustached Demon posted:

what if you don't believe in prayer and still pray for diamond

what if you poo poo a turd in the toilet

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



not me though (girls don't poop)

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
Do prayers stack?

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

TRUMP WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE MASSIVE DUMPS

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

tacodaemon posted:

what if you poo poo a turd in the toilet

Poop from a butt is real at least

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
call now and get a 5x MATCH on your prayers

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

tacodaemon posted:

not me though (girls don't poop)

thank you for speaking the truth

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

AxGrap posted:

Do prayers stack?

i guess in theory you could put a nothing on a nothing

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

diamond's going to die you pieces of poo poo!

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
The boys: sharing their heroic poop stories, the girls: nothing to offer. Sad

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007


i'm praying for something, that's for sure!

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
Yesterday I got a Google photos notification "remember this?" And it was a picture of a huge poo poo.

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

AxGrap posted:

Lmao RIPandSilk

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
Die more & poo poo

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

A Bakers Cousin posted:

Unobntanium are you loving high?

Tantalum was taken.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



as arrogant breakup songs go, this one from 1981 is pretty rock solid imo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXe5ETmifkM

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

A Gin Palace posted:

Ok now that I'm technically a eunuch can I pleeease be let into the inner palace??? I promise I won't have an affair with the son of heaven or cause an empire wide catastrophe spelling the doom of great han

we know of the females' wily tricks

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Mustached Demon posted:

what if you don't believe in prayer and still pray for diamond

then you are cursing her

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



AxGrap posted:

Do prayers stack?

sometimes it's like when you unlock multi-ball mode in a pinball machine

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

AxGrap posted:

Yesterday I got a Google photos notification "remember this?" And it was a picture of a huge poo poo.

but did you remember it, before google reminded you?

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

but did you remember it, before google reminded you?

Lmao yeah it was huge I sent it to so many people

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Prayers are multiplicative that's how grandpa got strong enough to break outta the hospital

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/kusatta_www/status/1596085658304794624

what chun li looked like in that street fighter vid

wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!

buddy,

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

AxGrap posted:

Do prayers stack?

Yeah thats the point of a rosary

You say all the our fathers and hail marys and then all holy attacks do +300% damage

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

AxGrap posted:

Vaginas and penises are both weird, I'm gonna get a USB hub installed as God intended

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

haha yes

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
https://twitter.com/NicholasBoyd/status/1596649575334363137


I don't know this band but lol

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
I wonder if the Amex Blue (aka no annual fee) card counts

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n3CGbCP5dQ

wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!

Mayor Dave posted:

And where is drygoods

dead, he drowned in cum

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

tacodaemon posted:

I had a coworker who was sick of dudes always ripping off her screwdrivers she used with server rack mounting screws so she bought a screwdriver with a floral patterned handle and no dudes ever took that one

it was something like this one




We got tired of people taking our golf cart (protip most Yamaha hold carts use the same key and you can buy them from amazon) so we put a multitude of colorful cones on the top and front. Time will tell

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



I have a longstanding weakness for goofy novelty country songs

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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

wet_goods posted:

dead, he drowned in cum

kung powishly: that's a lot of cum!

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