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midterm predictions
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blue wave 61 10.57%
red wave 65 11.27%
stalemate 92 15.94%
goku 359 62.22%
Total: 459 votes
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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA97I1VFamA

:bsdsnype:

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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Oh lol, I didn't even realize that was DryGoods

same LMAO

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Real Mean Queen posted:

That's something I notice with conservative humor, it never quite knows how to get silly in the right way. Everything's always trying to angrily serve some message, they never just gently caress around and have a fun time

Maybe you don't call out in the headline that the new CDC director looks like a turkey in a labcoat. It's just new CDC director, Dr. Gobbles

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

i guess they finally trained a recruit to take over the drygoods route....

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

PostNouveau posted:

That turkey joke is, like, two drafts from being good. It's almost there. The turkey wearing a labcoat is a funny image.

I wonder if elon sponsored that AOC article. He REALLY liked his own joke about AOC having a crush on him

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

drygoods 2

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

if we're being honest anyway...

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


PostNouveau posted:

Maybe you don't call out in the headline that the new CDC director looks like a turkey in a labcoat. It's just new CDC director, Dr. Gobbles

Yeah the picture does most of the heavy lifting. Also I'd probably make it the FDA warning against turkey consumption for health reasons instead of making it weird covid snarling, but I don't think they're emotionally equipped to make a joke that isn't also screaming at someone

The writers at the bee could never do something as simple and pure as this: https://www.theonion.com/thirsty-mayor-drinks-towns-entire-water-supply-1819569099

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

diedmond

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Real Mean Queen posted:

Yeah the picture does most of the heavy lifting. Also I'd probably make it the FDA warning against turkey consumption for health reasons instead of making it weird covid snarling, but I don't think they're emotionally equipped to make a joke that isn't also screaming at someone

The writers at the bee could never do something as simple and pure as this: https://www.theonion.com/thirsty-mayor-drinks-towns-entire-water-supply-1819569099

all conservative humor starts with the punchline of "...because they're lib/gay/black/boogie man" and works backwards

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/bransonreese/status/1596724632987394048

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
trump 2: no more drok bok

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Lpzie posted:

same LMAO

u think i put us on red alert for no reason?

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


gently caress You And Diebold posted:

trump 2: no more drok bok

No, more drok bok!

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

CODChimera posted:

u think i put us on red alert for no reason?

i didn't get the memo

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Hillary 2024 posted:

Which one is Diamond?

I think diamond’s the one who says stuff and silk is the one that says uhhhhhh HUH! if the few clips I saw a couple years ago are remembered correctly

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
a little more drok bok

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

RandomBlue posted:

a little more drok bok

no!

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Hot Karl Marx posted:

a&w is actually good in canada

ngl i would gently caress up this burg but i grew up in a place where pepper jelly was a thing on burgs (try with egg, is good as hell)

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

sinnesloeschen posted:

ngl i would gently caress up this burg but i grew up in a place where pepper jelly was a thing on burgs (try with egg, is good as hell)

There's a bunch of places here that do PB&J burgers. They're awful.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Oh lol, I didn't even realize that was DryGoods

It's not, it's an Alec re-reg

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

DryGoods has issued a correction as of 22:18 on Nov 28, 2022

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/305906786408480770?s=20&t=7cyffNKcy7s5Mwt7F46rIQ

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Hillary 2024 posted:

Which one is Diamond?

the one that's not silk

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Buddykins, we are begging you, go to the doctor and stop posting pictures of your disgusting mouth

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

wet bads

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Zisky posted:

There's a bunch of places here that do PB&J burgers. They're awful.

:barf:

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

DryGoods has issued a correction as of 22:18 on Nov 28, 2022

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
you guys


you guys


i just finished watching fateful findings

im p sure my life has been irrevocably changed by this experience

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
lil pb on a burg works p well but leave out the jelly thats some sicko poo poo

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Peanut butter can be savory or sweet but not both

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp
ever had a creme brulee burger?

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

im gonna ban drygoods

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Lpzie posted:

im gonna ban drygoods

rude

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Lpzie posted:

im gonna ban drygoods

Not before buddykins asks them out

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Lpzie posted:

im gonna ban drygoods

Wets only from here on out

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


wb

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ass_dentata/status/1596712715690524672

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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


I MOURNED YOU

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