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Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


Give each Canadian player a large L shaped stick to make this a little more fair

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TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


midfield picks the ball as canada attempt to set up
Peresic to Karmaric

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Canada's pants's hat ain't looking so good

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


No, Canada

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Good job Atiba serving up that midfield meatball

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem
How has every Croat goal involved a Canadian nutmeg

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Oh no Canada

Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola
Canada don稚 appear to be able to defend at all which makes Belgium look even worse retroactively for managing one (1) Tony Pulis tier goal

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
More goals please, Croatia

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Croatia better not coast against Belgium now :mad:

e: oh wait the group table I was looking at is live

Dango Bango fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Nov 27, 2022

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



tomanton posted:

yowch

How is Canada's pass accuracy listed as 80+% with all those giveaways

Yeah I question that, so many attempted redirects and through balls going to either no one or a croat

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



drat, Canada just given up

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Maybe at 2026 we'll start Davies at left back

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Go home Canada, you're drunk

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Croatia does what Canadon't

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
I think I gave Canada too much credit when I said Croatia would win 1-0

sweek0
May 22, 2006

Let me fall out the window
With confetti in my hair
Deal out jacks or better
On a blanket by the stairs
I'll tell you all my secrets
But I lie about my past
Gonna be an interesting last round in this group!

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020
Canada needs to stop the bleeding

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Lol at that goal

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Rip Canada I thought you looked decent and at points

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


heads up Canada, Croatia are looking to push the goal difference

Croatia and Morocco are [actively] tied on points and drew the head-to-head

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

Canada needs to stop the bleeding

Never trust a conference that bleeds for 5 games and doesn't win

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
despite losing Canada have been better to watch than a number of teams I've seen

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

TOILETT hahaha

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Yes, give me more shots of sad Canada fans

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022
toilett

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Should have been 4.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Feck

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



No Can稚adon稚

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


poonior toi....wait i've seen that one somewhere before

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Borjan battered by the balkan firing squad tonight

tomanton
May 22, 2006

beam me up, tomato


:canada:

Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola
In all seriousness Canada are better to watch and have better star players than the rest of the CUMboys atm but seem really naive and lacking in tactics, match sense etc. their heads went completely after they scored which is kinda bad 2mins in. Maybe they need a manager other than some Geordie gobshite

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

hmmmm

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Shogi posted:

In all seriousness Canada are better to watch and have better star players than the rest of the CUMboys atm but seem really naive and lacking in tactics, match sense etc. their heads went completely after they scored which is kinda bad 2mins in. Maybe they need a manager other than some Geordie gobshite

The story of John Herdman is that he's a genius at motivating players but an amateur at tactics and that's good enough to bulldoze CONCACAF but not good enough to beat experienced international teams

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Shogi posted:

In all seriousness Canada are better to watch and have better star players than the rest of the CUMboys atm but seem really naive and lacking in tactics, match sense etc. their heads went completely after they scored which is kinda bad 2mins in. Maybe they need a manager other than some Geordie gobshite

Part of being a youngish inexperienced team I think.

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


Shogi posted:

In all seriousness Canada are better to watch and have better star players than the rest of the CUMboys atm but seem really naive and lacking in tactics, match sense etc. their heads went completely after they scored which is kinda bad 2mins in. Maybe they need a manager other than some Geordie gobshite

agreed, OP. It is very funny to watch a team give away every chance they have in the attacking third and then meander back down the pitch, so this has been among my favorite matches this Cup

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

What are those goofy helmets Croatia fans are wearing?

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Don稚 worry Canada I still think you池e good folk

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Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

テ青「テ堕テ青ク テ青ソテ青セテ青サテ青セテ堕テ青コテ青ク,
テ堕づ堕テ青ク テ青ソテ青セ テ堕づ堕テ青ク テ青ソテ青セテ青サテ青セテ堕テ青コテ青ク

blue squares posted:

What are those goofy helmets Croatia fans are wearing?

They looked like wrestling head gear. But did yall see the Canadian mounties?!

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