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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/Bhaal_Spawn/status/1592871328444723201?s=20&t=a-m5oTv3CCA8Yxu2Eto_3w

Speaking of obsolete the only computer game my elderly father likes to play is Half-Life 2 deathmatch. I've tried to get him to try newer games but he always goes back to HL2DM. Today I was on his PC remotely to perform some maintenance and I loaded up Steam.

He has played 7,236 hours of that game! That's almost 300 days!

The dude is over 80 and he still sends me screenshots of his high scores, playing against Swedes in the middle of the night.

Old Man rules post his kdr

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Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/Bhaal_Spawn/status/1592871328444723201?s=20&t=a-m5oTv3CCA8Yxu2Eto_3w

Speaking of obsolete the only computer game my elderly father likes to play is Half-Life 2 deathmatch. I've tried to get him to try newer games but he always goes back to HL2DM. Today I was on his PC remotely to perform some maintenance and I loaded up Steam.

He has played 7,236 hours of that game! That's almost 300 days!

The dude is over 80 and he still sends me screenshots of his high scores, playing against Swedes in the middle of the night.

I don't know how common it is, but Steam keeps games saying they are running after I close them. I have a few games with absurd play time but that is just because Steam is still counting after I close the game.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Fors Yard posted:

I don't know how common it is, but Steam keeps games saying they are running after I close them. I have a few games with absurd play time but that is just because Steam is still counting after I close the game.

this counts towards refund timers as well, btw

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




So the first Zelda was released 36 years ago, and the other game... half that lifetime ago?

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

Killingyouguy! posted:

Do you have to take a test before you get a TV license

no, but a friend pointed out that you had to "apply for a TV licence" which implies they could refuse to grant one.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Fors Yard posted:

I don't know how common it is, but Steam keeps games saying they are running after I close them. I have a few games with absurd play time but that is just because Steam is still counting after I close the game.

Is one of them GTA 5/Online by any chance? And additionally do you have a Logitech Headset?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/Bhaal_Spawn/status/1592871328444723201?s=20&t=a-m5oTv3CCA8Yxu2Eto_3w

Speaking of obsolete the only computer game my elderly father likes to play is Half-Life 2 deathmatch. I've tried to get him to try newer games but he always goes back to HL2DM. Today I was on his PC remotely to perform some maintenance and I loaded up Steam.

He has played 7,236 hours of that game! That's almost 300 days!

The dude is over 80 and he still sends me screenshots of his high scores, playing against Swedes in the middle of the night.

Your father is The One.

Crime on a Dime
Nov 28, 2006

Grassy Knowles posted:

Oh dang, that dusty rear end LCD looked like a slot

lol

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/Bhaal_Spawn/status/1592871328444723201?s=20&t=a-m5oTv3CCA8Yxu2Eto_3w

Speaking of obsolete the only computer game my elderly father likes to play is Half-Life 2 deathmatch. I've tried to get him to try newer games but he always goes back to HL2DM. Today I was on his PC remotely to perform some maintenance and I loaded up Steam.

He has played 7,236 hours of that game! That's almost 300 days!

The dude is over 80 and he still sends me screenshots of his high scores, playing against Swedes in the middle of the night.

that dude rules good for him out there owning people so relentlessly

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Look at this magnificent beast.

https://twitter.com/RetroTechDreams/status/1593244459827093512?s=20&t=HzwT1KlvaKtMZl-Ely90aA

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

My best friend in high school (who also once showed me this cool website called SomethingAwful :v:) had one of these.

I managed to break it by throwing my backpack at him from a floor above, which nailed the hand he was holding it in.

Still worked fine....after some tape was applied.

shinmai
Oct 9, 2007

CHK Instruction

When they came out I thought the previous Zen models where 75% of the body unplugged as a USB stick were SO cool.

For content:
I sold off a whole bunch of these I got buying some crypto jerk's hw off of him in bulk, but had to keep one as a keepsake

Only registered members can see post attachments!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

shinmai posted:

When they came out I thought the previous Zen models where 75% of the body unplugged as a USB stick were SO cool.

For content:
I sold off a whole bunch of these I got buying some crypto jerk's hw off of him in bulk, but had to keep one as a keepsake



the least trustworthy dongle

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


It's just a GPU and a USB controller... and I just realized how much you can gently caress with a system with far less than that.

Anyway is the GPU worth removing from the suspicious package and reselling?

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


Fors Yard posted:

I don't know how common it is, but Steam keeps games saying they are running after I close them. I have a few games with absurd play time but that is just because Steam is still counting after I close the game.

Steam counts the number of hours between when it launches the program and when it gets notification that it's closed - it doesn't count actual interaction time or even time that the game was the focussed application.

Don't beleive me? It's easy to test. Start up a game of e.g. Sonic, leave it on overnight with focus on another window and see the hours grow like grocery prices - google "Sonic inflation" to see screenshots etc. if you don't have the patience.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

thepopmonster posted:

Steam counts the number of hours between when it launches the program and when it gets notification that it's closed - it doesn't count actual interaction time or even time that the game was the focussed application.

Don't beleive me? It's easy to test. Start up a game of e.g. Sonic, leave it on overnight with focus on another window and see the hours grow like grocery prices - google "Sonic inflation" to see screenshots etc. if you don't have the patience.

Thanks bro, this caused me to lose computer time for a week.

shinmai
Oct 9, 2007

CHK Instruction

By popular demand posted:

It's just a GPU and a USB controller... and I just realized how much you can gently caress with a system with far less than that.

Anyway is the GPU worth removing from the suspicious package and reselling?

Actually it's even more obsolete than that; it's an ASIC and a USB<->serial adapter, and the circuit in the ASIC is so specific, it's literally only useful for mining BTC.

These would've been barely profitable when they were announced, and already worthless (costing more to run even at scale than the 70kh/s they squeeze out could earn you) when they finally started shipping.
So p much what youd expect from a crypto product for crypto jerks by crypto jerks 😅

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:newlol: I should find something similar as a gag gift to my brother.
E: He's not a cryptbro, he actually just studied cryptography and information security.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
It is our duty to mother earth to destroy crypto hardware entirely.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Yeah it's a common racket to take preorders for ASICS and when you have the hardware ready to go you mint a few coins with them for yourself then deliver the now useless ASICS because the requirements for a new coin get ever harder and your hw was barely useful before shipping, but by the time they reach the end consumer they're basically useless.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
That was Butterfly Labs' entire business model.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


shinmai posted:

When they came out I thought the previous Zen models where 75% of the body unplugged as a USB stick were SO cool.

For content:
I sold off a whole bunch of these I got buying some crypto jerk's hw off of him in bulk, but had to keep one as a keepsake



Man, I used to sell those back when they were released. Made a small fortune from dumb miners blowing up their USB ports when they drew too much current.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


And that's another issue I didn't even consider, and wouldn't relying on a USB connection also significantly slow down the process?

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

By popular demand posted:

And that's another issue I didn't even consider, and wouldn't relying on a USB connection also significantly slow down the process?

As I understand it the process requires very little communication so it doesn't matter that it has a slow link

shinmai
Oct 9, 2007

CHK Instruction

BattleMaster posted:

As I understand it the process requires very little communication so it doesn't matter that it has a slow link

yeah the way mining works, super oversimplified, is the network is like "alright, gimme a value that when SHA-256 hashed gives a hash that starts w/ these 16 bytes, and the rest are all zeroes" (or the other way around, I forget and nobody should care) then everyone just basically generates random values to hash until someone gets one that matches the target, and they get 6.25BTC.
These ASICs just wait for a byte on the serial line and spit back a value and it's SHA-256 hash (in raw bytes), so it's fairly efficient in that regard.
(but like Humphreys said they suck a shitton of power for a teeny tiny USB device and people would buy these by the dozen and hook them all into one massive USB hub)

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Humphreys posted:

Man, I used to sell those back when they were released. Made a small fortune from dumb miners blowing up their USB ports when they drew too much current.

You were doing God's work.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Unperson_47 posted:

You were doing God's work.

I really miss those days to be honest. Like all gold rushes, the way to win is to sell pickaxes.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I have a feeling that inventing a sturdy new type of pants was even more profitable, Jeans were in demand right from the start and only got more in style as time went on.

So obviously the way to capitalise on the cryptobros is a light and breathable suit of clothes for that overheated basement they have at their parents.

Also I hear that Wearable Technology and Smart Fabrics are good buzzwords to attract investor money!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


By popular demand posted:

I have a feeling that inventing a sturdy new type of pants was even more profitable, Jeans were in demand right from the start and only got more in style as time went on.

So obviously the way to capitalise on the cryptobros is a light and breathable suit of clothes for that overheated basement they have at their parents.

Also I hear that Wearable Technology and Smart Fabrics are good buzzwords to attract investor money!

With the way things are going, selling nooses to cryptobros would be more profitible.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Never underestimate the gullibility of these guys, we've went through several generations of cryptocurrency markets and somehow idiots are still pumping money into this.

It's like all the trouble of heroin addiction without any of the fun.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

shinmai posted:


(but like Humphreys said they suck a shitton of power for a teeny tiny USB device and people would buy these by the dozen and hook them all into one massive USB hub)

Now I remember these. People were buying 20 port powered USB hubs to mine their butts.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I still have a few different types of miners that slipped through the cracks and I forgot I had from trades back in the day if anyone was interested in photos of them and some info just for the educational merits.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Any chance I could purchase one from you? It can be faulty as I only mean to give it as a gag gift.

I'm sure that eBay got some but I loving despise that site.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Humphreys posted:

I still have a few different types of miners that slipped through the cracks and I forgot I had from trades back in the day if anyone was interested in photos of them and some info just for the educational merits.

:justpost:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


By popular demand posted:

Any chance I could purchase one from you? It can be faulty as I only mean to give it as a gag gift.

I'm sure that eBay got some but I loving despise that site.

Sure! I'm in Australia though (sorry, I can't recall where you are)


I will, gimme a few days to find them. I know of 3 off the top of my head: One is a USB stick type, one's a desktop one like a coke can, then the first Antminer that I use as a doorstop.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Well I found three, and I'm pretty sure everything went as ewaste.

The family of butts! Presented in no particular order and just random specs I found, can't be arsed looking more into them anymore:


BitMain Antminer S1

quote:

180Gh/s
360w


Previous owner was too cheap to buy the wifi antenna kit for it officially and used a Laptop wifi speaker...I mean, if it works it works...also judging it was hidden somewhere out of eyes due to the dust and rust.


Gridseed Mini:

quote:

Chips: 5 x GC3355

Mining Capability(Official Number):
BTC Mode: 10G,
LTC Mode: 300K

Power Consumption:
Dual Mode or BTC Mode: Approximate 100W/Unit,
LTC Mode: 20-25W/Unit


Someone was feeding power in at some stage instead of a barrel jack... cos yeah let's use speaker cables and raw dog it! Or externally powering a fan that was originally attacked to the bottom of the miner:


NanoFury Moonlight Miner:

quote:

Each miner contains TWO Bitfury (Rev.1) ASIC Chips
Super Easy Install - No additional drivers needed for most computers
Requires this version of BfgMiner: http://luke.dashjr.org/tmp/code/webisect/webisect.php?dobuild=bfgminer
Overclockable - speed of 4.7-5.4 Gh/s at 53-55 bits - stability can reduce with increased speed. 3.7-4.1 Gh/s requires 1A(amp), which is slightly more than USB 3.0 standard of .9A
5 Gh/s speed needs 1.5-1.8A per device. It is unlikely you will be able to utilize each port in a powered USB hub. In tests a 10 port "Juiced Systems" USB 3.0 powered hub ran 4 miners and a USB fan comfortably.
Miners can exceed 5 Gh/s but have NOT been tested above BfgMiner oscillator settings of 55 bits. Running at higher speeds may damage the miner and will void the 30 day warranty.
Light to medium air circulation required for speeds over 3.7-4.1 Gh/s. USB fans work very well.


These were HOTBOIS and could burn you

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 13:56 on Nov 22, 2022

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Mister Kingdom posted:

I had a co-worker who had one of these. I offered him my copy of Pulp Fiction to see what would happen. He declined.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiXg6H_FycI

Just came across this one: after getting nerd sniped by TC, the mad lad goes through the effort of extracting naughty_words.txt from the device:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6EWIh2D1NQ

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Jerk Van Gay* should be a username here.

What the device would have turned Dick Van Dyke to if it wasn't on the whitelist

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Trabant posted:

Just came across this one: after getting nerd sniped by TC, the mad lad goes through the effort of extracting naughty_words.txt from the device:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6EWIh2D1NQ

That was hilarious.

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