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Ghost Leviathan posted:We know what these patterns are. They're helldump. These people are helldump. Helldump was at least entertaining. This is something similar but worse
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Milo and POTUS posted:Helldump was at least entertaining. This is something similar but worse It's Tumblr Helldump
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gradenko_2000 posted:https://twitter.com/TheUnmumsyMum/status/1596855035455229953?t=j7qI4h8h6Obdc4LhRP5eJg&s=19 Lol you clean the bowl, settle down.
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gradenko_2000 posted:https://twitter.com/TheUnmumsyMum/status/1596855035455229953?t=j7qI4h8h6Obdc4LhRP5eJg&s=19 my ikea bowls were 60c each they were very expensive ok
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loquacius posted:There are still SCUMM manifesto types out there and it's weird to see because they're basically using Marxist rhetoric but with the word "bourgeois" scribbled out and "male" written over it Yeah TERF thought makes a lot more sense when you know its coming from folks who view "Men" as their enemy, rather than "Patriarchy". Transmen are Quislings, Transwomen are Infiltrators, any attempt to normalize them is Enemy Activity.
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Yeah TERF thought makes a lot more sense when you know its coming from folks who view "Men" as their enemy, rather than "Patriarchy". Transmen are Quislings, Transwomen are Infiltrators, any attempt to normalize them is Enemy Activity. Gender essentialist feminism basically was seen as cute and funny for years. Misandry actually is real it turns out, and a bad thing.
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AxGrap posted:Lol you clean the bowl, settle down. I mean there was also that tweet from someone who claimed it was ableist of her roommates to expect her to do the dishes so maybe we shouldn't assume that they clean the bowl
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Reminded of the gurglespurts pants. Quite a few families are basically living in a constant cycle of food poisoning.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Reminded of the gurglespurts pants. I don't know why its so hard for some people to keep the poopknife in the bathroom
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Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:I don't know why its so hard for some people to keep the poopknife in the bathroom poopknife is also part of the cake cutting set, it's a family tradition
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Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:I don't know why its so hard for some people to keep the poopknife in the bathroom
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As a kids-haver if they could vomit directly onto my plate right as I was eating it would still be preferable to having to clean vomit out of the couch/carpet/car seat/TV remote/power socket one more loving time. Good luck getting them to vomit in a drat bucket. Also cleaning vomit off things with proper soap/detergent is super effective. It took exactly one gastro case spreading to me before I learned to religiously clean everything that comes into the scantest contact with my kids when they're sick and I've not caught it since. cmndstab has issued a correction as of 15:59 on Nov 28, 2022 |
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Weka posted:I have my pitbull eat up my child and their vomit.
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Weka posted:I have my pitbull clean up my child and their vomit. https://twitter.com/TheDeety/status/1590818505347178501
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gradenko_2000 posted:https://twitter.com/TheUnmumsyMum/status/1596855035455229953?t=j7qI4h8h6Obdc4LhRP5eJg&s=19 i dry heave every time I read your posts but I only throw up once or twice a year. it’s fine if you clean it.
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Even as a kid I knew what buckets were for. I think a lot of people have a sudden emergency and use a non-ideal but workable solution in the moment for it, and then never even try to think of any possibly better way no matter how obvious.
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A Buttery Pastry posted:There was a story here in Denmark of a family which had a monthly family diarrhea, which was eventually found to have been caused by the mother doing exactly this. You really can't trust other people to not be inadvertently doing biological warfare against you. My mother in law wanted to pre-prep garlic by dicing it, dropping it in a bowl of olive oil and just... leave it in the fridge.
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Koishi Komeiji posted:https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1596979678962601984 a glue sniffing parrot with tourettes, these guys are so loving twisted and crazy... what will they think of next
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gradenko_2000 posted:I mean there was also that tweet from someone who claimed it was ableist of her roommates to expect her to do the dishes so maybe we shouldn't assume that they clean the bowl Clean the bowl or make a crusty cake.
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Lib and let die posted:My mother in law wanted to pre-prep garlic by dicing it, dropping it in a bowl of olive oil and just... leave it in the fridge. That's how they tried to get Fidel Castro 
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Koishi Komeiji posted:https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1596979678962601984 A rare miss from the Bee
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Not So Fast posted:https://twitter.com/MsEisenband/status/1596986065281163264?t=kdIaRT2EKgFwhIEEzDm7PA&s=19 Everyone should celebrate every holiday, and every holiday should be a day off work imo
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You'd think that would correlate with a reduction in people throwing it out without knowing its definition. Humanity never ceases to amaze.
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Lib and let die posted:You'd think that would correlate with a reduction in people throwing it out without knowing its definition. Humanity never ceases to amaze. No it wouldn't. Why would you think that? You're crazy.
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Shrecknet posted:No it wouldn't. Why would you think that? You're crazy. Set myself up for that. I deserve it.
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Colonel Cancer posted:That's how they tried to get Fidel Castro Probably, they tried everything. They should make cars and airplanes out of Fidel Castros for safety.
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Orange Devil posted:Every plane contains a Fidel Castro box. But why don't they just make the whole plane out of the Fidel Castro box?
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