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EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Fascinating (and a great pun in the title)

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf-ZFxxN5Bw

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

I could get behind this, but I have too many watches as it is :(

If you don't want to watch the whole vid, it's $690 for a limited edition (2001) made in Ukraine An225 watches, 15% goes to a charity fund for building a new one.

https://mriya.kleynodwatches.com/en/

PhotoKirk
Jul 2, 2007

insert witty text here

INTJ Mastermind posted:

Can the average paying passenger in 2022 fit down that tunnel?

I rode in a B-25 when I turned 40 and the passage to the nose was pretty tight. I was about 150# back then, might be a little bit of a problem now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzUeM1ppoAY

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

So I guess the B21 was unveiled yesterday?
https://apnews.com/article/technology-china-business-air-force-palmdale-761db1dae42616181a2cc63966f43554

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Ooh, pretty.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Well maybe it'll be better than the F-35.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Of course they did it at night and in a hangar so aviation week couldn’t get good photos again :argh:

Kafouille
Nov 5, 2004

Think Fast !
I mean, you could, if you have a good throwing arm : https://www.jonaspfeil.de/panono/

I doubt the men in suits would appreciate it however.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Will this plane also cost more than its weight in gold

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Spaced God posted:

Will this plane also cost more than its weight in gold

Its stealth characteristics are enabled by HP ink, so yeah, easily.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Spaced God posted:

Will this plane also cost more than its weight in gold

“The USAF expects it to cost $1 billion each with development costs factored in, and aims for a per-aircraft cost of $550 million, considered reasonable for a limited production run military aircraft”

So at a flyaway cost of $550mil that’s about 21,000 lb of gold at current prices. The b-1 is 192k lb empty and the B-2 158k lb so probably not.

In comparison to airliners in 2022 dollars Boeing wants 440mil for a 777-9 and 380mil for a 747-8f. On the airbus side an A350 in the $350mil range. The B-2’s flyaway was $737mil in 1992 dollars.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

So what’s the thing’s competitive advantage? Just a goddamn huge B-2 that is a little more sane to fly long hauls? Iirc the spirit didn’t have a toilet or something.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

I think the big two things are that it's supposed to be cheaper to maintain than the B-2, which is an enormous maintenance hog, and that it is designed to possibly eventually be "optionally manned."

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Warbird posted:

So what’s the thing’s competitive advantage? Just a goddamn huge B-2 that is a little more sane to fly long hauls? Iirc the spirit didn’t have a toilet or something.

Smaller than a B-2, easier to maintain, more ability to integrate current and future weapons, greater powerplant efficiency, stealthier, vague stuff about it having its own good sensor packages and ability to do battle management, but details are scant.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


the current direction of peer air defense alone necessitates adaptation and is a massive value add all on its own

existing LO on the B-2 doesn't help us much if it is true that peer states have spent 30+ years specifically considering it

obviously anyone who actually knows how effectively Russian or Chinese defense systems can pick up a B-2 will probably straight up not post about the subject whatsoever

vessbot
Jun 17, 2005
I don't like you because you're dangerous

Warbird posted:

So what’s the thing’s competitive advantage?

We'll probably learn in a few decades' time, but I imagine it's mainly centered in the its electromagnetic qualities, and ECM/sensor/avionics suite.

vessbot fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Dec 3, 2022

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
Don’t discount easier to maintain, either. Having been in an airplane situation (non-mil) where one aircraft type we had famously broke constantly, I’m sure the Air Force will be happy to have higher readiness for cheaper. 10 or 15 B-21s may have the same availability as 19 B-2s currently do, for the same costs. That alone can be worth a lot of developmental cost.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

They're also planning to buy ~100 of them vs 21 B-2s so they'll be more available and able to cover more mission areas.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Terrifying Effigies posted:

They're also planning before a future administration whittles the order down to buy ~100 of them vs 21 B-2s so they'll be more available and able to cover more mission areas.

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...

a patagonian cavy posted:

Don’t discount easier to maintain, either. Having been in an airplane situation (non-mil) where one aircraft type we had famously broke constantly, I’m sure the Air Force will be happy to have higher readiness for cheaper. 10 or 15 B-21s may have the same availability as 19 B-2s currently do, for the same costs. That alone can be worth a lot of developmental cost.

I absolutely guarantee that reliability was not a factor. How do you make money after the fact? Constantly sourcing labor and parts for the lovely airframe you sold the government. There is not a single airframe in existence (in the US mil) that is more reliable than the thing it replaced.

Sorry, I’m a pessimistic mil end user

standard.deviant
May 17, 2012

Globally Indigent

Bob A Feet posted:

I absolutely guarantee that reliability was not a factor. How do you make money after the fact? Constantly sourcing labor and parts for the lovely airframe you sold the government. There is not a single airframe in existence (in the US mil) that is more reliable than the thing it replaced.

Sorry, I’m a pessimistic mil end user
I don’t have MC rates or maintenance hours per flight hour handy, but I would probably put money on F-15E over F-111 and F-18 variants over F-14s. Also obviously B-52 over B-36, but that’s not really modern era.

standard.deviant fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Dec 4, 2022

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Bob A Feet posted:

There is not a single airframe in existence (in the US mil) that is more reliable than the thing it replaced.

P-3 > P-2. And don't forget the F-16 was replacing the F-104, among others.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

mlmp08 posted:

P-3 > P-2.

And I'm positive that P-8 > P-3 as well.

standard.deviant
May 17, 2012

Globally Indigent

Sagebrush posted:

And I'm positive that P-8 > P-3 as well.
Transport is going to be pretty wild for this. C-130 > C-119 (and C-130J is more reliable than C-130H), I'm guessing C-17 > C-141 but don't know on that one.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
I'll try and grab pictures of one when they're eventually doing pattern work over my house.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Sagebrush posted:

And I'm positive that P-8 > P-3 as well.

P-8 is in a weird position, just from program age and adapting a civil aircraft to mil needs. Its availability rate is lower than the P-3 as they work through teething issues*, but each P-3 costs significantly more money to maintain and operate than each P-8.

*These issues are less "broken aircraft" and more that as the fleet grows, the supply chain and inspection teams/facilities have not kept up. So you end up with aircraft deadlined for services, awaiting servicing personnel/facilities and parts.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Warbird posted:

So what’s the thing’s competitive advantage? Just a goddamn huge B-2 that is a little more sane to fly long hauls? Iirc the spirit didn’t have a toilet or something.

Ironic username/post question

The hope is that it will be a Stealth bomber in a mass-production package - it has to replace the B-2 and the B-1. The B-1s are basically done post operation useless dirt, and the B-2, I mean, costs more than the equivalent weight in gold?

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

It will have the additional advantage of there being more than a squadron worth of the things in existence, too.

Edit: lol I missed like nine people saying the same thing.

Bondematt
Jan 26, 2007

Not too stupid

Potato Salad posted:

obviously anyone who actually knows how effectively Russian or Chinese defense systems can pick up a B-2 will probably straight up not post about the subject whatsoever

Well at least not until War Thunder adds the B-2

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Bondematt posted:

Well at least not until War Thunder adds the B-2

Can't wait for the B21 leaks

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Bondematt posted:

Well at least not until War Thunder adds the B-2

B-2 (early)

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

hahahaha, perfect

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Bondematt posted:

Well at least not until War Thunder adds the B-2

Screenshot from a Canberra

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


hobbesmaster posted:

Screenshot from a Canberra

From a Canberra



(satire)

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Dec 5, 2022

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Terrifying Effigies posted:

They're also planning to buy ~100 of them vs 21 B-2s so they'll be more available and able to cover more mission areas.

The original B-2 order was also for upwards of a hundo before the wall fell and people saw the pricetag fwiw

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Was there ever a good number on the flyaway cost of a B-2? Most of the number for the program was the R&D divided by 20 airframes.

I know I quoted the $700mil but is that right?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



"Last month, some strange noises were coming out of one of the museum’s planes, which led to a member of the Hickory Aviation Museum investigating. This employee looked inside a Lockheed T-33 Shooting Star and found a furry surprise."




https://simpleflying.com/kittens-born-inside-cockpit-lockheed-t33-shooting-star/

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
These should be the names (there were only five kittens and genders weren't listed):

Lockheed (male), Electra (female), Connie (female), Hercules (male), Spooky (male), Lightning (male)

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Now that is a JATO.

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