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Doesn't Apple bring in almost $400 billion in annual revenue? That's twice Elon's highest total net worth in a single year. And their market cap is over $2 trillion, which is 4x Tesla's overinflated and rapidly shrinking market cap. He's gonna get crushed.
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Nov 29, 2022 00:07
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Shaking lemur butt posted:It's amazing the amount of cognitive dissonance going on, when you get poo poo like this in-between him squawking about being a centrist. I love and hate how I can't tell if you're serious or joking about the shop I made being a real tweet or a joke. I love and hate how it could totally be something he tweets within the next hour. 
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Nov 29, 2022 00:07
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confused posted:I have so many questions. First off, did he post this because it thought it made himself look cool? If so, what percentage of the population would look at this image and say, "Man, that's a cool guy!" He's doing his part to own the Libs
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Nov 29, 2022 00:08
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confused posted:I have so many questions. First off, did he post this because it thought it made himself look cool? If so, what percentage of the population would look at this image and say, "Man, that's a cool guy!" He’s posting it because he’s high af on benzos and has literally no inhibition. The same reason he bought twitter.
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Nov 29, 2022 00:10
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confused posted:I have so many questions. First off, did he post this because it thought it made himself look cool? If so, what percentage of the population would look at this image and say, "Man, that's a cool guy!" Exactly the same percentage of the population that already thinks he's cool. Maybe slightly less. I can't overstate how sexless and pathetic the average Musk fanboy is.
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Nov 29, 2022 00:10
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Machai posted:Doesn't Apple bring in almost $400 billion in annual revenue? That's twice Elon's highest total net worth in a single year. And their market cap is over $2 trillion, which is 4x Tesla's overinflated and rapidly shrinking market cap. He's gonna get crushed. That will change once musk puts together his dream team of giant right wing companies like MyPillow and…uh, I guess that rifle coffee brand? Their combined might will crush apple.
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Nov 29, 2022 00:10
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confused posted:I have so many questions. First off, did he post this because it thought it made himself look cool? If so, what percentage of the population would look at this image and say, "Man, that's a cool guy!" It's product placement, paid for by whoever makes the George Washington flintlock replicas. Musk's latest scheme for monetization is to personally tweet out $44 billion of sponsored products. Next he'll have a bed selfie with a mypillow while a spilled bottle of brain pills rests next to him.
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Nov 29, 2022 00:11
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confused posted:I have so many questions. First off, did he post this because it thought it made himself look cool? If so, what percentage of the population would look at this image and say, "Man, that's a cool guy!" The same percentage of the population that can look at Trump and somehow come out with positive sentiments about the guy.
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Nov 29, 2022 00:12
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elon's bazinga bros will storm apple's headquarters on jan. 6th to get their favorite app reinstated on the app store
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Nov 29, 2022 00:12
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I get the feeling that Twitter's ad revenue is going great based on what I've been seeing since the takeover.  COOL!
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Nov 29, 2022 00:14
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Preoptopus posted:I'd buy these gay forums and sell em to musk for 60 tbf if Leon knew that there was a thread making fun of him for being a loving moronic sex pest that loves to pal around with nazis and child molesters he would probably buy SA just to ban anyone that pointed out these simple facts. I vote that all posters ITT should be given 100 shares in the SA forums then forward the thread to him so he buys the shares for $420.69
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Nov 29, 2022 00:15
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ponzicar posted:It's product placement, paid for by whoever makes the George Washington flintlock replicas. Musk's latest scheme for monetization is to personally tweet out $44 billion of sponsored products. Next he'll have a bed selfie with a mypillow while a spilled bottle of brain pills rests next to him. Just lol @the thought of muck trying to generate revenue by streaming like one of those random people on Amazon that pop up every now and then He gonna turn Twitter into the next home shopping network
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Nov 29, 2022 00:15
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Random Stranger posted:It's almost a dead certainty that Elon's hand-written "look at the Twitter censorship machine!" report is going to make him look worse. It’s a certainty that he is only going to release information that fits his narrative
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Nov 29, 2022 00:16
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Somehow worse than Leon's? https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1597282441198436353
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Nov 29, 2022 00:16
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Philthy posted:if i had 44 billion id give everyone in the world 5 billion I hear that would be a life changing cheque for a lot of people
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Nov 29, 2022 00:16
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Bronze Fonz posted:I love and hate how I can't tell if you're serious or joking about the shop I made being a real tweet or a joke. Yeah, I was being serious. It seemed so plausible he'd post something like that I just assumed it was real. E: Not just plausible, but likely.
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Nov 29, 2022 00:16
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Troubadour posted:I get the feeling that Twitter's ad revenue is going great based on what I've been seeing since the takeover. I thought the bored ape thing fell apart
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Nov 29, 2022 00:17
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Troubadour posted:I get the feeling that Twitter's ad revenue is going great based on what I've been seeing since the takeover. Is boogaloo still a thing? Are they still wearing Hawaiian prints as a dog whistle for nazism? I remember that being a thing a few years ago.
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Nov 29, 2022 00:18
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I can't imagine Apple is in a good mood right now considering a contractor got killed and like 16 others hurt when a car rammed into an Apple store near Boston last week. Tim Cook was seen in the area this weekend and they think he was meeting with the survivors. There's a lawsuit being started as it's been noted that the store didn't have those crash prevention poles in front. So yeah, good time to gently caress around with Apple.
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Nov 29, 2022 00:18
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ilmucche posted:I thought the bored ape thing fell apart What the gently caress is a bored ape?
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Nov 29, 2022 00:19
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ilmucche posted:I thought the bored ape thing fell apart To be fair, this company selling a derivative cash-in on bored apes is actually providing a product of infinitely greater value.
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Nov 29, 2022 00:19
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sticksy posted:Somehow worse than Leon's? I'm the Dune book left on the floor for some reason.
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Nov 29, 2022 00:20
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sticksy posted:Somehow worse than Leon's? LOL I have to say though, I got one of those salt lamps from a crystal mommy and I really like it.
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Nov 29, 2022 00:20
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Imagine having enough money to buy Alexander Hamiltons actual dueling pistols and instead spending $150 on some crap Knick-knack.
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Nov 29, 2022 00:20
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sticksy posted:Somehow worse than Leon's? bottom right is a Q Honey Badger, an overpriced, over-designed AR with questionable build quality/reliability and a blowhard moron of a CEO. it makes perfect sense, of course Tesla guys are the type of people that spend $3k on an AR with a fancy finish.
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Nov 29, 2022 00:22
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Jelly posted:LOL They produce ozone and are a fire hazard be careful
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Nov 29, 2022 00:23
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Holy poo poo he's even more thin-skinned than we could possibly imagine https://twitter.com/ericzhu105/status/1597246407546908679
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Nov 29, 2022 00:23
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BadOptics posted:I'm the Dune book left on the floor for some reason. https://twitter.com/Normal_n_Online/status/1597296609435750401
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Nov 29, 2022 00:23
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Why do these dorks want to boycott apple if they drop Twitter? Aren't they going to Tesla phones and Chromebooks that are re-formatted to have elons face over everything?
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Nov 29, 2022 00:24
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davecrazy posted:Imagine having enough money to buy Alexander Hamiltons actual dueling pistols and instead spending $150 on some crap Knick-knack. not that hard to imagine
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Nov 29, 2022 00:27
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caffeine free Diet Coke? apartheid clyde is genuinely broken as a human for that alone
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Nov 29, 2022 00:28
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"Elon, look at me and my bedside table! I drink coke too! See! Elon? I have guns too Elon!" poo poo is so loving pathetic god drat it really is just trump and his cultists but different.
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Nov 29, 2022 00:29
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nexous posted:They produce ozone and are a fire hazard be careful You piqued my interest but it is really difficult to find a reliable source for information surrounding "negative ionization". I only turn it on for a few hours when I watch TV at night, but I'm still curious.
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Nov 29, 2022 00:30
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Jelly posted:LOL If it gets humid where you are, those things can drip and leave salty crusts behind (Just like your crystal mommy)
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Nov 29, 2022 00:31
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explosivo posted:"Elon, look at me and my bedside table! I drink coke too! See! Elon? I have guns too Elon!"
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Nov 29, 2022 00:32
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Troubadour posted:To be fair, this company selling a derivative cash-in on bored apes is actually providing a product of infinitely greater value. That's both true and saddening
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Nov 29, 2022 00:33
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TelevisedInsanity posted:Why do these dorks want to boycott apple if they drop Twitter? Aren't they going to Tesla phones and Chromebooks that are re-formatted to have elons face over everything? Given Google's propensity to do everything Apple does but 6-18 months later, if Twitter disappears from the App Store it will probably disappear from Google Play shortly after.
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Nov 29, 2022 00:33
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It’s funny that elon is getting his followers all spun up on the apple thing, I doubt that they have even said anything to musk yet. Things are too chaotic right now and it would only be when there’s more of a definite pattern of things they can remove an app for would they even start the process, and I doubt they’re there yet. Just getting his weirdos all freaky deaky helps drive the engagement on the platform though!
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Nov 29, 2022 00:35
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Lol Just remembered Elon had a "quote" from Dune (it wasn't Dune); I bet that guy just bought a copy off Amazon to see what great leader reads.
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BadOptics posted:Lol then he got mad about all the A-RABS
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