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Philthy posted:I'm not even going to try and pretend how this relates to anything at all anymore. There's also a document thrown on the desk in one of the shots, which on closer inspection turns out to be a US court ruling relating to virtual child porn or something. The whole thing looks weird, like, somewhere north of the instagram page for that pizza place that the right fixated on because they thought the clintons were hosting satanic child murder orgies in its secret basement, but south of dan schneider. The way it relates to anything is that it looks like it could possibly be pedophilia, and in the minds of right wingers that automatically means LGBTQ people are involved even though nobody knows so much as a single person's name who was involved in any of it, so they've latched on to it to screech about it endlessly because they think they're striking a blow against the queer agenda
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ponzicar posted:It's product placement, paid for by whoever makes the George Washington flintlock replicas. Musk's latest scheme for monetization is to personally tweet out $44 billion of sponsored products. Next he'll have a bed selfie with a mypillow while a spilled bottle of brain pills rests next to him. Can't wait for Elon's sponsored posts by Nord VPN, RAID Shadow legends, and Scentbird
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Dabir posted:There's also a document thrown on the desk in one of the shots, which on closer inspection turns out to be a US court ruling relating to virtual child porn or something. yeah, the outrage is a very thinly-veiled pretense for amplifying qanon pedophilia conspiracies and anti-lgbtq bullshit. in short, it's dumb.
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Trillhouse posted:bottom right is a Q Honey Badger, an overpriced, over-designed AR with questionable build quality/reliability and a blowhard moron of a CEO. it makes perfect sense, of course Tesla guys are the type of people that spend $3k on an AR with a fancy finish. Donut operator is a chud who posts YouTube videos breaking down body cam videos to explain how the cops are blameless and they had to shoot the unarmed black man 70 times so of course he has a really dumb home defense gun
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Nov 29, 2022 00:44
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We're like 5 hours away from the richest man on the planet trying to convince us to invest in his Amway scheme
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Catastrophe posted:We're like 5 hours away from the richest man on the planet trying to convince us to invest in his Amway scheme I'm waiting for him to create some ocean based Utopia where the free and rich can live. Until they eventually cannibalize each other. Literally.
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B-Rock452 posted:Donut operator is a chud who posts YouTube videos breaking down body cam videos to explain how the cops are blameless and they had to shoot the unarmed black man 70 times so of course he has a really dumb home defense gun too based for old twitter, not based enough to take the brace off and replace it with a stock.
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Catastrophe posted:We're like 5 hours away from the richest man on the planet trying to convince us to invest in his Amway scheme We're about a week away from his vague posting about psyops metamorphosing into just "JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS".
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Nov 29, 2022 00:51
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Imagine paying 44 Billion to get repeatedly owned by your own website.
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koshmar posted:Imagine paying 44 Billion to get repeatedly owned by your own website. The real life iron man folks.
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sticksy posted:Somehow worse than Leon's? Someone please do the Yoda sex tube thing with Musk instead
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The Last Call posted:The real life iron man folks. lovely tinfoil man, the kind of tinfoil you put over your windows or to make a little hat to block the brain waves
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Catastrophe posted:We're like 5 hours away from the richest man on the planet trying to convince us to invest in his Amway scheme New tiered referral system for Twitter Blue allows you to earn money based on subscription fees from your downstream
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Nov 29, 2022 01:03
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Philthy posted:Someone please do the Yoda sex tube thing with Musk instead 
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Buce posted:tim cook is going to dispatch apple team 6 to silence musks freesp each!!?!!??!?!!? Peel Team Six The Marine Core. Alright, I'm out of apple puns.
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sticksy posted:Somehow worse than Leon's? Bottom left isn’t weird
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Blue Raider posted:Bottom left isn’t weird Just trashy and pathetic
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Bottom Liner posted:Just trashy and pathetic No argument here
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"I need a gun at my bedside at all times, this isn't weird" - America
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I cannot be the only on who just spent a moment reflecting on whatever they use as a bedside table and felt relieved. Mine is an old coffee table, it’s covered in books but at least there is a coaster.
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Nov 29, 2022 01:10
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I’d say I couldn’t imagine something more pathetic than posting pictures of your bedside because Elon Musk did it but by the time I finish posting this sentence something even more pathetic will have happened. Edit: Such as this post!!!!
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I have a CPAP machine on my bedside table, as I'm a fatty. I guess I could strangle an intruder with the hose if required.
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Bedtime sodas is just atrocious. Vile stuff.
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Nobody posting any of those bedside table pictures snapped a genuine slice of life photo That poo poo was obsessively arranged to the millimeter with tweezers before being posted to their idiot lord e: not a joke, just look at them and count how many perfectly aligned objects there are, love to put my gun touching my coke in front of my tv remote and then place my hat with its very stupid design just so that it overlaps my gun, too postmodifier fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Nov 29, 2022 |
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Blue Raider posted:Bottom left isn’t weird Love to shoot myself in the dick cause I am too cheap to buy a kydex holster Also I rock a gun on my bedside but it's one of those massage guns since I am 40 and oh god my back hurts all the time
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Currently: lamp glasses catch-all tray with a cardinal painted on it bequeathed to me from a late family friend paperback of Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut, third finished a wooden urn with the ashes of my late cat, Tara
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Philthy posted:Someone please do the Yoda sex tube thing with Musk instead EXCUSE ME. It's Yaddle, not Yoda.
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I'm disappointed, but not surprised, by the lack of bedside lube bottles.
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MysticalMachineGun posted:I have a CPAP machine on my bedside table, as I'm a fatty. I’m in the UK where we have to use stuff we would reasonably have to hand to fight off home invaders. or it’s pre-meditated murder, so you have three sorts of people. 1. People who try to brain worm reasoning why they would have a machete under the bed “I do crafting innit” 2. This [household object) is heavy if it ever happens I’ll just throw it down the stairs at them and hide. 3. Farmers. “police signed off on me lockbox by me bed. I give em both barrels”
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learnincurve posted:I’m in the UK where we have to use stuff we would reasonably have to hand to fight off home invaders. or it’s pre-meditated murder, so you have three sorts of people. basically lock stock and 2 smoking barrels or hot fuzz
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https://twitter.com/AVindman/status/1597282473242931201 https://twitter.com/OccupyDemocrats/status/1597343076762034176 I guess the liberals are triggered so victory mayhaps? Huh FTC what’s that
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priznat posted:basically lock stock and 2 smoking barrels or hot fuzz Half my family are elderly farmers and trust me the mine was 100% believable. I once saw a delivery man running very very fast away from a bull in a yard while an old aunt screamed “not in there the machines are made of knives!!” at him. and she wasn’t wrong.
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In all the Musk, Trump, Internet Warrior threads I don't care about what tweets are posted except those that end in RT TO SUCK A DICK! They're the worst.
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MysticalMachineGun posted:In all the Musk, Trump, Internet Warrior threads I don't care about what tweets are posted except those that end in RT TO SUCK A DICK! They're the worst. I spent maybe a minute looking for a less dick punching cringe tweet to post but then I thought, well, what is this thread but cringe so I gave up Hardcastlemccormik fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Nov 29, 2022 |
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Sanctum posted:Losing revenue from advertisers wouldn't stop Elon from continuing paying to shitpost to a captive twitter audience. I'm the "circa 1700-1775".
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