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Skwirl posted:I heard about some people who served their placenta at a dinner party. I would never go to that, not because it's disgusting and weird, but just because, what if it's the best thing I've ever tasted? What the gently caress do I do then? Make friends around the maternity ward. edit: jesus christ this snipe. 
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When I was 18, 18 years old, I saw for the first time in my life... I saw an image of clarity. I saw a comic strip. A three panel comic strip that, though simple as it seemed, changed me... changed my being. Changed who I am. Made me who I am. Enlightened me.
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TinTower posted:When I was 18, 18 years old, I saw for the first time in my life... I saw an image of clarity. I saw a comic strip. A three panel comic strip that, though simple as it seemed, changed me... changed my being. Changed who I am. Made me who I am. Enlightened me. only brown shorts/pants are allowed in the peach house
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EconDad posted:How do people work so hard to make things that are as painfully unfunny as that? She was going to make it funny but she was running late for yoga.
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DontMockMySmock posted:the follow-up on this one is phenomenal if it's just another frozen lump of meat in a freezer full of random dead things, how can you be sure you didn't eat it already by accident
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Do not ask about the red hot wings from last year’s BBQ if you don’t want to know the answer.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I fart in my own eyes shameful
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Skwirl posted:I heard about some people who served their placenta at a dinner party. I would never go to that, not because it's disgusting and weird, but just because, what if it's the best thing I've ever tasted? What the gently caress do I do then? That one nurse/elf-dildo goon said it tasted kinda like chicken liver, if I remember correctly.
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Samovar posted:That one nurse/elf-dildo goon said it tasted kinda like chicken liver, if I remember correctly. Elise the Great, all around excellent poster. Thread is https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3844826&pagenumber=1&perpage=40
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*spandau ballet voice* i know, i know, i know,Philippe posted:piss part is true
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Sweet adorable gently caress knuckles https://twitter.com/RavenKin12/status/1554114083624046593?s=20&t=jhm0ddTyCZACcYb72lmKiA
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show pitch: peach mom and bean dad the continued adventures
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I might be hallucinating but I thought Peach Dad was a goon and commented here about it
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Big Grunty Secret posted:I might be hallucinating but I thought Peach Dad was a goon and commented here about it There were some posts, I believe in the IoSM thread, but I'm not 100% if they were real or facetious
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Serperoth posted:There were some posts, I believe in the IoSM thread, but I'm not 100% if they were real or facetious Facetious. The goon and the blog author claim residence in different countries.
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projecthalaxy posted:show pitch: peach mom and bean dad the continued adventures My thesis from many long years on the internet is going to be Everyone's Terrible at Relationships... Except Me, Of Course
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EconDad posted:How do people work so hard to make things that are as painfully unfunny as that? You've spent 9 years at it, you tell us
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Big Grunty Secret posted:I might be hallucinating but I thought Peach Dad was a goon and commented here about it Douchewolf, iirc
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:Douchewolf, iirc Douchewolf, divorce that woman
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Hyperlynx posted:Elise the Great, all around excellent poster. As long as you never read her posts from the old Cool Zone thread e: wait a minute this isn't the saga thread some plague rats has a new favorite as of 18:21 on Nov 29, 2022 |
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Samovar posted:That one nurse/elf-dildo goon said it tasted kinda like chicken liver, if I remember correctly. Huh, they should have kept the old name. Dildomancer was pretty sick.
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Warbird posted:Huh, they should have kept the old name. Dildomancer was pretty sick. Two different posters. Elise described what elfdick must look like, Dildomancer made the dildos.
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I swear I remember reading that the whole "capitalizing every word" was a possible indicator of something, but I can't remember what
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:I swear I remember reading that the whole "capitalizing every word" was a possible indicator of something, but I can't remember what Schizophrenics often capitalize seemingly-random nouns to indicate their concept attached to the word is bigger than the usual one. Like if they talk about the System or something Every single word though... Very bad schizophrenia?
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Capitalizing Every Word has been Jaden's schtick for like ten years now, and it's Really loving Annoying https://www.reddit.com/r/hiphopheads/comments/7gf8kj/im_jaden_smith_and_im_a_creator_ama/dqipd3u/
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Killingyouguy! posted:Schizophrenics often capitalize seemingly-random nouns to indicate their concept attached to the word is bigger than the usual one. Like if they talk about the System or something My ex used to do that whole "capitalizing a word for emphasis" thing. Huh. As for the every word thing I want to say there was some attachment to dementia or something, but I could be misremembering entirely.
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:My ex used to do that whole "capitalizing a word for emphasis" thing. Huh. But it is a kind of emphasis! Your proposal is Very Stupid Indeed. Not the same as "very stupid indeed". A friend of mine calls it Pooh case, but she is wrong.
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Skwirl posted:I heard about some people who served their placenta at a dinner party. I would never go to that, not because it's disgusting and weird, but just because, what if it's the best thing I've ever tasted? What the gently caress do I do then? A friend's weird-rear end flu-vaccine-skeptic wife about 10 years ago made a big deal of burying hers under the back porch. This was after giving birth in a kiddie pool in their living room.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:But it is a kind of emphasis! Your proposal is Very Stupid Indeed. Not the same as "very stupid indeed". A friend of mine calls it Pooh case, but she is wrong. The grammar prescriptivists say that it is wrong, and then the historical grammar prescriptivists come in all  and go "Wellack shoe alley that's how people used to write in the 1700s so your contention is misguided and not supported by historical evidence". All I know is, whenever I see someone write like that I instantly classify them as An Idiot.
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Broke: Capitalizing every word Woke: Making the first letter of your statement an enormous decorated calligraphy piece, like the first letter in a chapter of a fantasy novel.
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SyNack Sassimov posted:The grammar prescriptivists say that it is wrong, and then the historical grammar prescriptivists come in all (curtseys) Fair call; I also use &c instead of etc.
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iwentdoodie posted:You've spent 9 years at it, you tell us I can’t wait to turn 10 next year.
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Big Grunty Secret posted:I might be hallucinating but I thought Peach Dad was a goon and commented here about it Check my rap sheet. Douchewolf claimed to be Peach Dad and I literally just checked his posts in one thread to confirm he was joking, and I got probed for helldumping. And no I’m not still mad about it, don’t print it in the paper that I’m still mad about it.
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Mister Speaker posted:Broke: Capitalizing every word
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Gonna need an in-house artist to draw a letter for me every single time I make a post.
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