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Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

At least this person has a job where they're always going to be wearing gloves. ... I hope.

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

madeintaipei posted:

Kinda hard to tap out when your hands are nailed to a piece of wood.

:thunk:



Shocked I can't find an actual tattoo of this :(

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Takes No Damage posted:

:thunk:



Shocked I can't find an actual tattoo of this :(

Be the change you want to see in the world

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




I have definitely seen a tattoo of that

droll
Jan 9, 2020

by Azathoth

History Comes Inside! posted:

I have definitely seen a tattoo of that

Wasn't it one of those synthol cheater body builders? And a coverup iirc.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
We got a new thread winner here:



https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/influencer-gets-bizarre-elon-musk-28547170

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
"Winner"

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Rocket ship penis eyebrow

SacrificialGoat
Oct 8, 2003

Catjaw is a hero of the people

POOR IMPULSE CONTROL

Bodnoirbabe
Apr 30, 2007


At least there's a rocket ship made of dicks on this one.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Derail Valley > PYF Tasteless Tattoos: At least there's a rocket ship made of dicks on this one

Discount Dracula
Aug 15, 2003


Nap Ghost

Felon Musk

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet


Source: https://segfault.work/2022/11/25/i-got-a-tattoo/

quote:

This is a piece of art on my arm, with line art tattoos being more difficult to look good. There’s no hiding a mistake if something isn’t straight.

He says without a hint of irony.

I'm also made at the not-at-all-standard-value component values he used, which he did address, but goddamn man, put some poo poo in series/parallel to make it proper ffs.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




People who overthink their tattoos are the worst

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




you just don't get it, it's art with hidden meanings in it

:allears:

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
“With line art tattoos being more difficult to look good” also feels like it’s missing a component or two. Causing a short in my brain.

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat



"biblical angel"

whole thing looks mushy and that eye is right out of naruto bullshit

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
I love the biblically accurate angel stuff but it doesn't really translate well for tattooing

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Field Mousepad posted:

I love the biblically accurate angel stuff but it doesn't really translate well for tattooing

I don't know, I certainly don't want to look directly at it.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


my cat is norris posted:



"biblical angel"

whole thing looks mushy and that eye is right out of naruto bullshit

should have made the nipples eyes as well

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

should have made the nipples eyes as well

Yeah, whatever happened to “eyes all around”?

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

whypick1 posted:



Source: https://segfault.work/2022/11/25/i-got-a-tattoo/

He says without a hint of irony.

I'm also made at the not-at-all-standard-value component values he used, which he did address, but goddamn man, put some poo poo in series/parallel to make it proper ffs.

I have a whetstone bridge circuit PCB inked on my left arm. None of the resistor color codes are correct...intentionally.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
I've been thinking about putting the Fourier Transform equation on me somewhere, but I wonder if that's any less insufferable than getting ink of molecular diagrams of testosterone or MDMA or something (both of which I also kind of want).

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




If your tattoo is anymore meaningful than “looks rad” you’ve already hosed up, tbh

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
I usually think about a tattoo for a year or so and if I still want it I get it. No regrets.

The only exception was my first, which was a piece of Sailor Jerry flash I got in a Toys for Tots for Tats promo at a local studio. I don’t regret it either, but being American traditional, it’s quite colorful and everything else I have is blackwork. I almost certainly would not have got it if I had thought about it longer than standing at the counter and picking which flash I wanted. It does take me back though when I look at it. It feels like it’s been a century since I got it, even though it’s only been about a decade.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

History Comes Inside! posted:

If you care what other people think about your ink, don't get inked

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

History Comes Inside! posted:

If your tattoo is anymore meaningful than “looks rad” you’ve already hosed up, tbh

This is it pretty much

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Gravitas Shortfall posted:

should have made the nipples eyes as well

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
a whole body of bad decisions here
https://twitter.com/RightWingCope/status/1597727795769401345

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I wonder which order they got them in.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I'm guessing from right to far right.

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



whypick1 posted:

I'm guessing from right to far right.

:eyepop:

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

whypick1 posted:

I'm guessing from right to far right.

or from heil to low

:smugdon:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Actually, I change my answer. The piece just above his belly button tells you which direciton.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

whypick1 posted:

Actually, I change my answer. The piece just above his belly button tells you which direciton.

He didn’t even have fun with it. Center that swastika on your bellybutton, or go for broke and do one on each nipple.

Pretty disrespectful to put ol’ Cheeto on his *left* side too, bro.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Pretty disrespectful to put ol’ Cheeto on his *left* side too, bro.

Gotta keep him close to his heart

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
"solid contender for the worst tattoos of all time"

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




:nws: for bare titty, instagram decided I needed to see this person’s first tattoo

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
I guess it doesn’t make them a psychopath, but…

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Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
That is the smallest nipple I've ever not seen

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