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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > World Cup Day 10 - Lowtax has a phenomenally better shots on target record
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Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


 Foden's hairline is so loving poo poo

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
USA USA USA!!!

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic

shirts and skins posted:

What does Pulisic do well

SCORE

GOALS

gently caress

YOU

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Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club


 Fodden
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TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


 Oh poo poo!

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Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Yesssss

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Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
..so of course he had to score, didn't he? And appears to have killed himself in the process.

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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
FULLY SICK

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Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic

Omnikin posted:

SCORE

GOALS

gently caress

YOU
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de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

 Pulisic got annihilated

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Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

 :mad:

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 GOAL

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Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
 RIP American Messi

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 https://i.imgur.com/kdXgxvA.mp4

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poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか？ あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
rip pulisic. he scored once

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lynch_69
Jan 21, 2001

 Piss

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LochNessMonster
Feb 3, 2005

I need about three fitty


 For all the poo poo he gets, he did open up the score.

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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
The Lebron of soccer

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
looks like pulisic fell down and broke his dick on that one. rest in piece

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AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

 please dont be offsides GOOOOOOOOOOL

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greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



 USA USA USA!

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TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


 Pulisic died for our goals

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


 Lmao

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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
PERFECT SEND OFF

SCORE AND DIE

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BioThermo
Feb 18, 2014

 Pulisic's dick not as strong as Mbappe's

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 I hope Dest was onside :ohdear:

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TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside

 pulisic taking corners like westbrook taking threes

pulisic crashing the paint like westbrook and one

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Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
Rip

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
PULISIC DIES A HERO

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Alctel
Jan 16, 2004

I love snails

webmeister posted:

foden will have wanted to score that

Good play up to it tho

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Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

 Let's loving goooooooo

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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

shirts and skins posted:

What does Pulisic do well

:smugdon:

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Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
boo

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

LochNessMonster posted:

For all the poo poo he gets, he did open up the score.

Just gotta blood sacrifice him to succeed

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Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


 PUUUUULIIIII


(pleasebeokpleasebeok)

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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
That's Haram poolicic

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bofa salesman
Nov 6, 2009

 Might be the last time pulisic scores, rip

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