World Cup Day 10 - Lowtax has a phenomenally better shots on target record

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Alctel: Jan 16, 2004; I love snails

Not watching the US game but from here it sounds like Pulisic is still noticably Bad at corner taking

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shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Wazzerphuk posted:

Show some respect to Eddie Johnson. God knows no one who ever saw him play did.

Eddie was the master of playing like absolute trash and somehow still scoring

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ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

I've just seen Weah blast one over. I'm assuming that's what everyone is talking about?

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Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Another mockery made of concussion protocols

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lynch_69: Jan 21, 2001

Everytime the commentator says "Dest" out loud I wince.

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Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

Alctel posted:

Not watching the US game but from here it sounds like Pulisic is still noticably Bad at corner taking

We've only had one so far but yea

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blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

Iran is going to win this with 10% possession aren�t they?

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Pook Good Mook: Aug 6, 2013; ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

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gently caress Pulisic sucks

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Kangra: May 7, 2012

CapnAndy posted:

I watched the England game and I'm watching this one too, and I must ask: did the US national team train with a second goal hovering 20 feet above the normal one?

An unfortunate mix-up forced them to practice on American football fields.

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sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

loving Jonny Williams warming up like he's got any business being there.

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de curry GOAT: Oct 23, 2005

can you imagine Ivan Toney on USA

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Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

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ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

lol that run

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Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

blue footed boobie posted:

Iran is going to win this with 10% possession aren’t they?

It is known

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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Ginette Reno posted:

We've only had one so far but yea

About to have our 2nd :pray:

e: loving garbage

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goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Compressed neck, he's hosed, get him off.

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Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Alctel posted:

Not watching the US game but from here it sounds like Pulisic is still noticably Bad at corner taking

Guess he used up all his decent corners against England.

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ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Dirk Pitt posted:

Ream. Insert generic man with bun.

But enough about your mams weekends.

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Omnikin: May 29, 2007; Press 'E' for Medic

Please, Gregg, just let Gio play. He didn't mean to gently caress your wife like that

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Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

RIP

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de curry GOAT: Oct 23, 2005

Lmao pulisic

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jaymeekae: Aug 30, 2003; I sound hot when I swear my f*cking head off.

Lol the Wales fan flipping off the camera

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Lemon: May 22, 2003

Never seen someone been taken out of the game by a ball to the head before

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Hand Knit: Oct 24, 2005; Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

blue footed boobie posted:

Iran is going to win this with 10% possession aren�t they?

I sure hope so

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Sentinel Red: Nov 13, 2007; Style > Content.

I legit burst out laughing at that corner, Pulisec is some kind of comedy genius.

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TDepressionEarl: Oct 28, 2010; I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside

christ chris, let someone else take the corner cross

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TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Demon Of The Fall posted:

can't believe there's no big lads from Nebraska to hoof it to

*husky voice* Eric Holand, University of South Dakota

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Wazzerphuk: Feb 9, 2001; Hating Chelsea before it was cool
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shirts and skins posted:

Eddie was the master of playing like absolute trash and somehow still scoring

Two goals in SIXTY FIVE games playing in England. Which now that I look is actually slightly better than Jozy, loving hell

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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

lol just wasting opportunities

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shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

What does Pulisic do well

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Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

lmao Fodden you tried

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slave to my cravings: Mar 1, 2007; Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Set play coach worked wonders

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maruhkati: Sep 29, 2021; NAZ REID

55 minutes until no more Greggggg.

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Total Meatlove: Jan 28, 2007; Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Rashford was wide and open come on Phil

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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

shirts and skins posted:

What does Pulisic do well

Diving

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webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.