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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > World Cup Day 10 - Lowtax has a phenomenally better shots on target record
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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Omnikin posted:

SCORE

GOALS

gently caress

YOU

Negging works yo

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Simplex
Jun 29, 2003

 RIP Pulisic's balls

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Took a knee to the nuts I think

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Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
RIP that dudes dick and balls

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Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic

Dango Bango posted:

I hope Dest was onside :ohdear:

he was miles onside

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
 My stream is like a full minute behind, but nice goal

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Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
rip pulisic's balls

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
:patriot:

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LochNessMonster
Feb 3, 2005

I need about three fitty


 Rest In Pulisic

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Dying while scoring is not ideal.

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Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

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USA scores AND Pulisic might come out.

Prayers answered

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Get up Pulisic

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Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

AnacondaHL posted:
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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




 Pulisic died for our sins

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

 oh poo poo

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007

paddyboat posted:
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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
sat on his balls like mr. belvedere

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Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

 gently caress Harry Maguire

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slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Balls gone

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 a goal for a ball

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
 Lmao the camera angle with full view of pulisic with a big squeeze on his own balls

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The Lore Bear
Jan 21, 2014

I don't know what to put here. Guys? GUYS?!
magic spray his balls, he'll be fine

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


 Satan > Fundie god who hates women

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Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club


 no quality up front wtf

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maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID
I think he got kicked in the balls.

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porkface
Dec 29, 2000

 Hope for swelling

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Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
Pulisics balls totally destroyed for the goal

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Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

 How dead is he

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
 got the goal and got his dick crushed

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
hey a goal woo

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TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside

shirts and skins posted:

What does Pulisic do well

Run into the goalie at the Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy World Cup

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 America, America
Chris gave his balls for thee

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Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

 Pulledhisdick

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 NOW WALES SCORES C'MON

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Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

slave to my cravings posted:

Balls gone
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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

 ouch.

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Aggro posted:


someone replace this with football lebron’s face

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Nothing about that hit looks, like... injuring? It's gotta be his balls

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