World Cup Day 10 - Lowtax has a phenomenally better shots on target record

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EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Eau de MacGowan posted:

CRUSADERS ARE IN THE STANDS

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shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

fast cars loose anus posted:

Americans being too cute rn, it's ok to just thump it at the goal sometimes

They'd blast it into the stands if they tried

# ? Nov 29, 2022 21:21

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

jesus christ Weah come on now

# ? Nov 29, 2022 21:21

TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

Lmao, nice step-over

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webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

oh no not henderson

# ? Nov 29, 2022 21:21

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Here comes the Futbol Guy

https://twitter.com/BillSimmons/status/1597686358314622978?t=4DSyJGCQkyi16f01hPK_wQ&s=19

# ? Nov 29, 2022 21:22

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Weah is.....bad

# ? Nov 29, 2022 21:22

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

shirts and skins posted:

They'd blast it into the stands if they tried

thats fine they're just turning it over right now anyway

# ? Nov 29, 2022 21:22

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

Just dribbling out for a goal kick why not

# ? Nov 29, 2022 21:22

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

He killed him. Rude.

E - It's exactly what I wanted though. Get into them.

# ? Nov 29, 2022 21:23

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Oh my God that back pass was almost intercepted for a breakaway

# ? Nov 29, 2022 21:23

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

"do you swap out your striker soon"

no not with a half hour left good lord

# ? Nov 29, 2022 21:23

the sex ghost: Sep 6, 2009

It's coming home

# ? Nov 29, 2022 21:23

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Antony Robinson has got to settle down his first touch my god

# ? Nov 29, 2022 21:24

Alctel: Jan 16, 2004; I love snails

the sex ghost posted:

It's coming home

# ? Nov 29, 2022 21:24

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

Robinson has a lead foot for a first touch

# ? Nov 29, 2022 21:24

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

shirts and skins posted:

Here comes the Futbol Guy

https://twitter.com/BillSimmons/status/1597686358314622978?t=4DSyJGCQkyi16f01hPK_wQ&s=19

Actually not a horrible take

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Barry Shitpeas: Dec 17, 2003; there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

the sex ghost posted:

It's coming home

It's

# ? Nov 29, 2022 21:24

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Actually not a horrible take

Soccer has arrived

# ? Nov 29, 2022 21:24

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

shirts and skins posted:

Here comes the Futbol Guy

https://twitter.com/BillSimmons/status/1597686358314622978?t=4DSyJGCQkyi16f01hPK_wQ&s=19

But how can we Ewing effect this game if we actually play Gio?

# ? Nov 29, 2022 21:25

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

fast cars loose anus posted:

Americans being too cute rn, it's ok to just thump it at the goal sometimes

# ? Nov 29, 2022 21:25

Eau de MacGowan: May 12, 2009; BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

Barry Shitpeas posted:

It's

Coming

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AnacondaHL: Feb 15, 2009; I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Dango Bango posted:

Weah Jesus stop wasting the ball

Shinjobi posted:

Weah is.....bad

no this is peak usmnt soccer

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PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

We seem to be awful

:911:

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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

That sounds bad

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EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Lmao the cries of pain

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davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

lol, wtf is that dude screaming about?

# ? Nov 29, 2022 21:26

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

drat Jedi straight up killed that dude, fully sick

# ? Nov 29, 2022 21:26

Dirk Pitt: Sep 14, 2007; haha yes, this feels good; Toilet Rascal

It would be nice if the ref would stop babying Iranian players

# ? Nov 29, 2022 21:26

Omnikin: May 29, 2007; Press 'E' for Medic

USA will go far

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Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

Jesus those screams

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY LEG MY LEG OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD MY LEEEEEEEEEEEEG

oh, no card? I'm fine

# ? Nov 29, 2022 21:26

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

He better have torn an Achilles for that dramatic of a reaction

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Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.