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Florida Disney employees threatened a strike over it.
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Whenever you hear an anodyne statement like "the board replaced him over disagreements about his management decisions" or whatever you have to picture something a gently caress of a lot more dramatic than some boring meeting with some old guys pursing their lips and shaking their heads sadly at the necessity of this step. Probably more like "you could hear the screaming across the floor from the conference room" and "chairs were thrown" type of stuff. Data Graham fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Nov 30, 2022 |
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OMG u guys are so mean!!! what has he EVER done to you!? leave wlon alone!
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AlliedBiscuit posted:Goddamned liberal Boomers: Nothing could make me madder as a certified autistic brain-haver than people trying to excuse Elon's aggressive dipshittery by saying "he can't help spewing environmental pollution from his gaping mouth-hole, he has Asperger's."
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QuarkJets posted:X.com sounds more like an adult website than an internet payments system. thats the point and and just like his firebox cars, probably wanted to own s, 3, y .coms
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Quorum posted:Nothing could make me madder as a certified autistic brain-haver than people trying to excuse Elon's aggressive dipshittery by saying "he can't help spewing environmental pollution from his gaping mouth-hole, he has Asperger's." Yeah, and when people told her she was in incredibly wrong about Musk, she ended with this. She made a good amount of money on Tesla stock, so in her mind he can do no wrong. A try limousine liberal.
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Also I dont know what optimus or dojo is. musky doing that nerd reference poo poo again.
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AlliedBiscuit posted:Goddamned liberal Boomers: The gently caress is a dojo? Do I have one? I have a computer with Adobe premiere…is that it?
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ullerrm posted:poe's law strikes again graphic design is my passion
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Apparently Dojo is the new TESLA SUPERCOMPUTER CHIP with a zillion teraflops and ~mAcHiNe LeArNiNg~
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Buce posted:graphic design is my passion I imagine a random person who doesn't know how petty and stupid CPAC are would have no idea what message that is trying to communicate.
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Data Graham posted:This is what kills me. IBM had discovered the idiocy of paying developers by the kloc (thousand lines of code) in like the 60s. The Mythical Man-Month is from 1975. All the principles of "how to not be stupid when running a software project" have been known for over half a century. I had that exact strip in mind earlier when I was reading about Elon's latest 3 am missives. He is the Pointy-Haired Boss, except less incompetent and 100% more smug.
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Nov 30, 2022 02:08
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Omg this woman is insufferable.
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Steadiman posted:The gently caress is a dojo? Do I have one? I have a computer with Adobe premiere…is that it? It's their machine learning cluster at Tesla, IIRC. Its not anything like the "worlds premiere computer" The worlds premiere computers are nestled in some sort of government building simulating nuclear explosions in exhaustive detail, most likely.
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Jelly posted:I imagine a random person who doesn't know how petty and stupid CPAC are would have no idea what message that is trying to communicate. Clearly it reads cpac florida is not invited, signed big bird, bert and ernie
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Ups_rail posted:Of course if the district is dissolved the billions in bonds it has out will have to be taken over by someone. So I suspect disney and florida will work something out while idots do victory laps.
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ullerrm posted:poe's law strikes again Also not invited: Chris Chris (likes weed) Chris Del Chris (down with the trans) Cayden aiden (takes Chinese money) Mmm…Mlurp (pro abortion)
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While dense and intense describes the BMs I save when I'm due for an onsite town hall or workshop, it's a good way to manage a technical bullpen. Between cross pollination or cross referencing you want the walls between tech employees to be nonexistent. It's just, it's 2022. If you weren't someone who figured out how to do this online by consulting or contracting in the 2010s, everyone figured out how to be dense and intense in chat by the time COVID rolled through.
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https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1597760350341853184 Figures.
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What makes this extra funny to me is that Apple literally hasn’t done anything, like at all. Haven’t even said anything. Even their ads are still up. Edit: loving lol, these are not serious people https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1597615497448943618?s=46&t=52vPQqtSZR7iZ99Q7LnAqA Steadiman fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Nov 30, 2022 |
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does Fox and other Murdoch have apps, i want to be in the timeline where boomers dont even know that mobile broswers are a thing and get supa angry and obummer censorship.
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I defy someone to post a picture of tucker carlson where he doesnt look like the most confused man on earth
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ullerrm posted:poe's law strikes again How would you explain this to an alien? Some puppets from a children's TV show that were never going to attend in the first place were disinvited from a political convention because a social media account associated with the show they're on advised people to get vaccinated against a deadly virus that was going around, which the people running the convention didn't like because of a conspiracy theory that the virus hijacked people's DNA and look I see the way you're looking at me but I swear that's what happened. I don' get it either.
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The right now hates Fred Rogers, Sesame Street, and basically anything on PBS or any public broadcasting like NPR and stuff. Elmo and Big Bird teach you letters and numbers and being good to other people, and only the dirty liberals promote education and being a pussy. They're loving lost. Irredeemable. You can't come back from this.
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AlliedBiscuit posted:Yeah, and when people told her she was in incredibly wrong about Musk, she ended with this. She made a good amount of money on Tesla stock, so in her mind he can do no wrong. A try limousine liberal. These people are worse than MAGA Trumpers. I would have a better time hanging out with them ( and have) Unperson_47 fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Nov 30, 2022 |
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AlliedBiscuit posted:Omg this woman is insufferable. “Sounds fun, say hi to Steve and Leo for me” is the only valid response here tbh
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Steadiman posted:What makes this extra funny to me is that Apple literally hasn’t done anything, like at all. Haven’t even said anything. Even their ads are still up. Is that the trump sex doll fucker?
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loving Moron posted:Is that the trump sex doll fucker? you are going to have to be WAY more specific
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loving Moron posted:Is that the trump sex doll fucker?
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loving Moron posted:Is that the trump sex doll fucker? Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer has opinions about things!
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Steadiman posted:What makes this extra funny to me is that Apple literally hasn’t done anything, like at all. Haven’t even said anything. Even their ads are still up. Limp Bizkit has really let himself go
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Wii Spawn Camper posted:When I go to the twitter website it has the US election from weeks ago in the trending section. Live updates!! hahaha i bet that's one of those 'useless' bits of software they cut out, that sounds like some kinda distributed caching system not comparing dates or getting a new copy from another server before it sends you page info. useless!
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Pennywise the Frown posted:The right now hates Fred Rogers, Sesame Street, and basically anything on PBS or any public broadcasting like NPR and stuff. Fred Roger and Sesame Street were non-specific but ultimately very much about appealing to both inner city kids and minorities so yeah that's why. Humanizing "the other" is bad praxis for a certain stripe of person.
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They are so hoping for Apple to respond who doesn't seem to give a single poo poo, lol
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1597615497448943618?s=46&t=52vPQqtSZR7iZ99Q7LnAqA someone spent a little too much time fuckin around in the character creation menu
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AlliedBiscuit posted:Yeah, and when people told her she was in incredibly wrong about Musk, she ended with this. She made a good amount of money on Tesla stock, so in her mind he can do no wrong. A try limousine liberal. General Bullshit › Elon Musk: Unfortunately, he is great businessman
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I'm still baffled at them getting to call their lovely robot Optimus. Wouldn't Hasbro have a pretty drat solid case since they own the name Optimus Prime. A character who happens to also be a robot. These are the same guys hysterical that no Transformer ever say transform when they change shape. They say convert. It's because them saying transform and roll out would somehow mean it's a generic verb so anyone can use it. But Muskotron is just free to come in and call his bot Optimus?
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Jelly posted:This man's face is amazing. I can't stop looking at it. It's like John Cena blown up and cropped. Doll fucker's name is even dumber than that. It's Forgiato Blow, lol.
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