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aparmenideanmonad
Jan 28, 2004
Balls to you and your way of mortal opinions - you don't exist anyway!
Fun Shoe

Milo and POTUS posted:

What's the german flag with the coat of arms on it

Lower Saxony for the Low German föde.

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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


Futter. Schachmach, grammatik titte :smuggo:

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Suckling on the grammar titte

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Jessica Meir was my high school class valedictorian.

I don't believe she's gay.

That's my astronaut story.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Android Apocalypse posted:

Jessica Meir was my high school class valedictorian.

I don't believe she's gay.

That's my astronaut story.

Astronauts flying to mars for 1.5 years can have little a bisexuality, as a treat.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Put me into space and I will gently caress anything

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

now that I think about it, a space ship to mars is just a fancy u-haul

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
They're going to Mars but the one they're really after is Artemis

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"At the end of the day
We are all human beings
My father once told me that
The world has no borders"

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Biplane posted:

Put me into space and I will gently caress anything
Buddy,

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
gently caress terry

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Wild EEPROM posted:

gently caress terry

On the way to Mars?

The Wurst Poster
Apr 8, 2005

Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.


Maybe you should send a married couple instead. :dadjoke:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Food in Swedish is "mat", and "lebensmittel" in English is victuals, not food. 0/10 meme.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


The Wurst Poster posted:

Maybe you should send a married couple instead. :dadjoke:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Wild EEPROM posted:

gently caress terry

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Food in Swedish is "mat", and "lebensmittel" in English is victuals, not food. 0/10 meme.

Yeah, "föda" in Swedish would be translated as feed or diet, not food. Shamefully inaccurate meme

Project M.A.M.I.L.
Apr 30, 2007

Older, balder, fatter...

Go gently caress yourself terry

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts
In Australia they eat shark. It's called 'Flake' and is delicious in beer batter, deep fried.

Just sayin', Terry.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Ranter posted:

In Australia they eat shark. It's called 'Flake' and is delicious in beer batter, deep fried.

Just sayin', Terry.

in scotland they also eat deep fried battered flake

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007












It's a hard life


Zucc fact checking this one for me was the icing on the cake









no Nazis



voiceless anal fricative has a new favorite as of 19:46 on Nov 30, 2022

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Spanish Manlove posted:

now that I think about it, a space ship to mars is just a fancy u-haul

this wasn't appreciated enough as someone who has driven many a u-haul for my lesbian friends.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012


thanks Terry. I love chicken

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




kalel
Jun 19, 2012


Mars missions may be all-white to avoid having to address systemic racism during 1.5-year journey

e: never mind, Nicole Aunapu Mann is part Native American. We did it fam

kalel has a new favorite as of 13:08 on Nov 30, 2022

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

kalel posted:

Mars missions may be all-white to avoid having to address systemic racism during 1.5-year journey

They'll send Moomins to Mars so they don't have to install plumbing.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



haha it me

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:



When I swallow water weirdly

And it causes the most severe pain in my chest that I have ever felt




Hardly qualifies as a maimai, but I'm just relieved I'm not the only one who is too stupid to drink water correctly :v:

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs




`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





The only funny gasket meme is calling up autozone and asking for a water pump gasket for a 1997 Toyota tacoma

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rlxcbvp0ea1r2jggs_720.mp4

gonchpostFINAL(2).mp4

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I'm the gun for people with Marfan Syndrome.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Jessica Meir was my high school class valedictorian.

I don't believe she's gay.

That's my astronaut story.

yet

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



flavor.flv posted:

The only funny gasket meme is calling up autozone and asking for a water pump gasket for a 1997 Toyota tacoma

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rlxcbvp0ea1r2jggs_720.mp4

gonchpostFINAL(2).mp4

Why is gen z so lame

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Fair. I don't know if there's anybody else in my high school class that will become an astronaut.

Jessica was just specifically adamant that she wanted to be an astronaut. And she became one. So that's cool. :unsmith:

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Why is gen z so lame

Every generation is lame.

Unrelated:
https://twitter.com/furnacewoods/status/1597744922945540097

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

I’m not a scientist but it appears at least one of the astronauts pictured is a mann.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



e.pilot posted:

I’m not a scientist but it appears at least one of the astronauts pictured is a mann.

With posting like this I bloody well hope you're a dad because I fell for it

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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

e.pilot posted:

I’m not a scientist but it appears at least one of the astronauts pictured is a mann.

not to mention the Koch

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