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DoombatINC posted:we're so goddamn far from pizza shaped like Garfield I hope the future will see us back to those sweet halcyon days, but I fear it never will. 
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Nov 30, 2022 07:59
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Frank Frank posted:Start posting ads for this app in Nathen’s timeline and see how long it takes him to freak out:
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Nov 30, 2022 08:05
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nathen "lowtruth" mazri
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Howard Beale posted:nathen "lowtruth" mazri Campaign for Nathen to buy SA when
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Nov 30, 2022 09:24
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Part of starting your own company... you reaally gotta pay for that name search.
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Nov 30, 2022 14:20
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https://eegees.com/menu/ Eegees sells subs, grinders, fries, frosty drinks, all kinds of delicious food- and none of it is shaped like a cat or contains carcinogenic orange coloring They also have multiple locations and a catchphrase that isn't a narcissistic cry for help 'Take it easy, have an eegee' It's basically the exact opposite of egeez and Garfield Eats but 1000x better! Nathan of course is so lazy he thinks taking away an extra e and using z instead of s is a genius move that makes his virtual business totally different and worthy of success Can't wait for the trademark fight during which he will represent himself because Dad doesn't want to spend money on an actual lawyer and Nathan will be legally eviscerated six ways to Sunday Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Nov 30, 2022 |
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Nov 30, 2022 14:46
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Binary Badger posted:Can't wait for the trademark fight during which he will represent himself because Dad doesn't want to spend money on an actual lawyer and Nathan will be legally eviscerated six ways to Sunday I don’t know how it works in Canada but I’m not sure a lawsuit would work in the US because the businesses aren’t likely to be confused. One is a regional restaurant in the US southwest that offers food and drink that seem like something human beings would actually buy, the other one does absolutely nothing.
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Binary Badger posted:https://eegees.com/menu/ Binary Badger posted:https://eegees.com/menu/  The do have 3ft subs, for when you want to eat a comically large sub. No, of course it isn't meant to be shared. what sort fool shares their sub. An absurd suggestion.
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david_a posted:I don’t know how it works in Canada but I’m not sure a lawsuit would work in the US because the businesses aren’t likely to be confused. One is a regional restaurant in the US southwest that offers food and drink that seem like something human beings would actually buy, the other one does absolutely nothing. It would be interesting because you have to prove the copycat business is either damaging/diluting your brand or is profiting through wrongfully associating with yours. Nathen's lawyer might be able to cite Egeez's lack of any business transactions whatsoever as proof that neither is occurring, but if Nathen were to represent himself he absolutely would not be able to "suppress" himself enough to make these key points. It would require him admitting, in as official a capacity that exists, that Egeez is not in fact Amazon 2 or whatever nonsense he's touted it as in 50,000 press releases.
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Nov 30, 2022 16:28
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idk why mr. marzi trying to make his arm look bigger than it is is concerning but for some reason it is coming from this guy
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Nov 30, 2022 17:58
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DoombatINC posted:we're so goddamn far from pizza shaped like Garfield The Garfield restaurant was the absolute beginning, much like the big bang Once it closed pressures beyond the scale of human measurement and comprehension made it collapse upon itself and explode violently, creating the beginnings of this new universe we see today
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Nov 30, 2022 18:31
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I love the logo of the podcast he went on.
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Nov 30, 2022 19:03
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Humans of New York are educated stupid. Timeless podcasters are evil bastards. Spotify has simultaneous 4-hour Picture Timeo'clock
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Nov 30, 2022 19:19
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God. I hated Humans Of New York. Guy I knew when it was big wouldn't shut up about it. He was also really into TED Talks so...
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Nov 30, 2022 19:37
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Other than him sitting down to tell the only person who will listen to him (a mall santa) about his dumb ideas, this absolute failure of a man is really not funny anymore
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Nov 30, 2022 20:57
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Wrong, the steady trickle of insane orange diarrhea is actually very funny as long as you don't actively immerse yourself in it.
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Nov 30, 2022 21:58
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MassRafTer posted:I love the logo of the podcast he went on. Once again, this looks AI translated or maybe written by an alien from outer space
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Nov 30, 2022 22:04
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I looked up that podcast and the blurbs look like some old SA parody.
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Nov 30, 2022 22:09
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even a stopped picture time o'clock is inspired by content such as humans of new york twice a day
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StabMasterArson posted:Other than him sitting down to tell the only person who will listen to him (a mall santa) about his dumb ideas, this absolute failure of a man is really not funny anymore I think I’m leaning in this direction too. Nathen used to just be zany and pretty weird, but his more political outbursts make it a lot less fun. It’s kinda like with the Time Cube dude - haha what a crazy person, oh wait, he legitimately does have a mental illness on top of being insanely racist. Not so much fun.
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Nov 30, 2022 22:25
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Yeah. He's jumped the Garf. His poo poo's less funny and more sad/upsetting.
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Nov 30, 2022 22:28
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As someone who once called for this thread to be closed, never ever close this thread because Nathen always bounces back
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Nov 30, 2022 22:54
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So who's going to take the bullet and listen to that podcast?
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Nov 30, 2022 22:59
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nathan will be charged with a crime within five years
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Nov 30, 2022 23:00
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joylessdivision posted:So who's going to take the bullet and listen to that podcast? I feel like if anyone does, any report written back here will sound like it came from the narrator at the end of a Lovecraft tale.
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joylessdivision posted:So who's going to take the bullet and listen to that podcast? I tried, but it was like half a minute of clock sounds and no way to fast forward, so I gave up
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Nov 30, 2022 23:07
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half a minute of clock sounds inspired by content such as humans of new york?
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joylessdivision posted:So who's going to take the bullet and listen to that podcast? I'm already sufficiently entertaged
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Nov 30, 2022 23:14
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I stuck with the podcast through his tirade against broken airplane seat screens with no compensatory e-voucher, and made it to the point where he starts ranting about the time a Jewish lawyer called him a racist, and had to check out.
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I listened to about 10 minutes before I burst a blood vessel in my left eye. It is some of the most infuriating audio I’ve ever had the displeasure of listening to.
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Nov 30, 2022 23:44
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Did everyone else who made it 10 minutes into the podcast know that eGeez is pronounced Iggy's and not E-Jeez the way I assumed from all of the Oh Geez branding?
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Couldn’t tell you
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Interesting. It still makes me go "oh, jeez"
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Here are some notes after the racism that turned everyone off: Nathan predicts a civil war in 2023 from people who are scared to say Muslim and non binary. Iggy's is very well thought of. Warner Bros and the Smurfs owners said no one has ever thought of this before. Many foreign nations are A-HA-HA about American brands, but brick and mortar stores are closing down. Nathen is a tech guy. He is very classy and generous. He sees color (he loves color) but does not see religion. Nathen likes living in Toronto. He moved to Toronto 5 years ago. They start describing the photo (the whole point of the podcast) 20 minutes in and it gets very boring. Some people who were on coke wanted a three some with Nathen and offered him coke and said he strikes them as a coke head. Nathen is so telepathic he can tell if you are a murderer when you walk by. Even the stans were impressed by how fast Nathen cleaned up the discord hacking. You shouldn't partner with someone you've never met. It could even be someone living in a homeless shelter. And by that Nathen means someone with no business acumen, he has nothing against homeless shelters, he delivered lasagna to them. Being homeless should be a transition. They should be taken to Zara or H&M and a barber for a fix up. Nathen is going to start a homeless shelter called Fix Upper. Some conspiracies are true. Mothers know they can't trust Toys R Us that is why there is Iggy's. It will be the Ubereats of restaurants Iggy's will have real inclusivity, not like when corporations do pretend to do inclusivity. He created Nathfield based on South Park and Family Guy. He has contacted Nick Cave to do something with Nathfield.
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Nathen's intentions are pure, but it's very funny that he thinks no one who runs a homeless shelter has ever thought of giving them haircuts. I guess he truly is a tech guy.
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joylessdivision posted:So who's going to take the bullet and listen to that podcast? Honestly I tried and I'm not sure a human being can accomplish it
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MassRafTer posted:Being homeless should be a transition. They should be taken to Zara or H&M and a barber for a fix up. Nathen is going to start a homeless shelter called Fix Upper. Sweet Jesus
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MassRafTer posted:Here are some notes after the racism that turned everyone off: I feel like I'm having a stroke
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