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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Lobok posted:

Aspar-tay-may?

I think she's saying it asparteem

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Melaneus
Aug 24, 2007

Here to make your dreams and nightmares come true.

Baron von Eevl posted:

There's a reason a lot of drug generic drug names end in "mab."

Wait, why would I put something in my body that is anti-body? I will rely on my own immune system thank you very much big pharma

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
When you put an anti-body in contact with a body they will annihilate into pure energy in an amount proportional to the combined mass times the speed of light squared.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


What is this dudes name as far as memes go? The bro from White Lotus reminds me of him but is very hard to google.

Poldarn
Feb 18, 2011

theflyingexecutive posted:

What is this dudes name as far as memes go? The bro from White Lotus reminds me of him but is very hard to google.

Dunno his name, but the memes he is frequently in are called Middle Class Fancy.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Karate Bastard posted:

When you put an anti-body in contact with a body they will annihilate into pure energy in an amount proportional to the combined mass times the speed of light squared.

Nuclear weapons are people everybody, nuclear weapons are people!!!!!!!

Oh wait, did everyone already know this? Ah I shouldn't of sleep through so many science classes in high school. Now I look like an idiot. :(

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Groda posted:

In the Swedish military -- in Swedish -- they use the loanword "ration" to talk about MREs. But they pronounce it like "station."

You mean like ray-shun?

Coward
Sep 10, 2009

I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure



.

Paladinus posted:

You mean like ray-shun?

No, rat-ee-OWN.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Karate Bastard posted:

When you put an anti-body in contact with a body they will annihilate into pure energy in an amount proportional to the combined mass times the speed of light squared.

I want to know why that antimatter/matter stuff happens, and what c has to do with it, but I also know I'll never understand the answer

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Karate Bastard posted:

When you put an anti-body in contact with a body they will annihilate into pure energy in an amount proportional to the combined mass times the speed of light squared.

What a way to go out!

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

Groda posted:

In the Swedish military -- in Swedish -- they use the loanword "ration" to talk about MREs. But they pronounce it like "station."

Speaking as a fellow swede that's been in the national guard: WTF? Station and Ration rhymes.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Mr. Sunshine posted:

Speaking as a fellow swede that's been in the national guard: WTF? Station and Ration rhymes.

The A's are different.

ˈstāSH(ə)n' like in stay

ˈraSH(ə)n' like in cat.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


marshmallow creep posted:

The A's are different.

ˈstāSH(ə)n' like in stay

ˈraSH(ə)n' like in cat.

As is PLAINLY obvious to the most casual observer. You fool. You moron. How could you not know that these two words which are spelled exactly the same other than the initial consonant are pronounced completely differently? :eng101:

Do you also pronounce sword to rhyme with word? I mean come ON. It just makes sense.

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.
How do you pronounce THAC0 though

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Flakey posted:

How do you pronounce THAC0 though

thac-zero

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.
:mad:

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Thicco

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Taco

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

SyNack Sassimov posted:

As is PLAINLY obvious to the most casual observer. You fool. You moron. How could you not know that these two words which are spelled exactly the same other than the initial consonant are pronounced completely differently? :eng101:

Do you also pronounce sword to rhyme with word? I mean come ON. It just makes sense.

https://youtube.com/shorts/kXdXQSA26cI?feature=share

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Caufman posted:

Fajita has a hard 'j', but the stress can be on any syllable.

Fajita rhymes with vagina

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Caufman posted:

Fajita has a hard 'j', but the stress can be on any syllable.

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=briaZvHDslc

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
You can all gif to hell.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




What happens if you combine pasta with antipasta?

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

While the wife watches?

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

What happens if you combine pasta with antipasta?

A black hole.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Yeah, but a nice tasting black hole or what?

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Karate Bastard posted:

When you put an anti-body in contact with a body they will annihilate into pure energy in an amount proportional to the combined mass times the speed of light squared.

Counterpoint:
When a body meets a body, coming through the rye
Will somebody live, will somebody die?

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




dr_rat posted:

Yeah, but a nice tasting black hole or what?

:discourse:

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




I got Mars Ares.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
But what about Uranus?

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
If you are ever hanging out with a bunch of Spanish speakers, pronouncing Spanish words like an idiot texan is a guaranteed laugh. Sir-vee-sa

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Borscht posted:

If you are ever hanging out with a bunch of Spanish speakers, pronouncing Spanish words like an idiot texan is a guaranteed laugh. Sir-vee-sa

I don't get how it's even possible to grow up in Texas and not absorb Spanish pronunciation rules just by osmosis.

Every time Robert Evans says something like "San Jacinto" with an English "J" I'm like ... my dude you know what a jalapeño is

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Grendels Dad posted:

But what about Uranus?

It's very very cold, but also very very old.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Texans take a dumb pride in not pronouncing Spanish correctly. When I lived in Austin I was shocked to learn that Guadalupe St is pronounced “Gwada-loop” there

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Data Graham posted:

I don't get how it's even possible to grow up in Texas and not absorb Spanish pronunciation rules just by osmosis.

Every time Robert Evans says something like "San Jacinto" with an English "J" I'm like ... my dude you know what a jalapeño is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cByVeZhKmzo

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&q=meme
https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&q=image%20macro

Looks like the first jump is about 2011-2012 with image macro dropping off over time.

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 15:02 on Dec 1, 2022

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Before 2009 there were only 3 memes, and now there are at least 70. How far we've come!

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Spanish vowels always sound the same, if you can read you can pronounce Spanish

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