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Elon fans inventing a completely hypothetical magically successful tweetphone as the reason to smugly claim that Tim Cook got scared and backed down is the thing that's completely broken my brain today. It's just so insufferable 
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Bucky Fullminster posted:That's cos there was no misunderstanding, Cook never suggested it was going to be removed, you just made the whole thing up to cry about censorship, you insufferable prick. 
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Pornhub gave everyone free premium for a week or two during the pandemic lockdowns so as far as I know they are heroes. I think it ended up being a few months actually. Uh... So I've heard....
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Dec 1, 2022 04:14
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I just assume Cook humoured him to have a little chat and then when Musk brought up the 30 dollar fee, Cook stonewalled and Musk pretended he had no issues with it anyway, haha, then they did the little video, and Cook went back while texting his app store team to install the "delete app immediately" button for use when news of twitter goes south
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Dec 1, 2022 04:19
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musk never really had an issue with apples 30% cut, he just wanted to stir up some anti-apple rage in case they deleted his app, which all his right wing bootlickers told him would happen aany minute now
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ymgve posted:musk never really had an issue with apples 30% cut, he just wanted to stir up some anti-apple rage in case they deleted his app, which all his right wing bootlickers told him would happen aany minute now I think it's the other way around. Musk didn't like the 30% cut so he was hoping to stir up outrage at Apple under the guise of free speech in order to make a deal with them. I'm assuming Cook told him to pound sand.
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Dec 1, 2022 04:27
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Imagine having a billion dollars, let alone multiple billion dollars, and not just faff around and enjoy your life.
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Dec 1, 2022 04:29
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Waltzing Along posted:Imagine having a billion dollars, let alone multiple billion dollars, and not just faff around and enjoy your life. But your dad doesn't love you and everyone you respect thinks you suck! Surely the next billion will change that. Surely!
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Dec 1, 2022 04:31
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Waltzing Along posted:Imagine having a billion dollars, let alone multiple billion dollars, and not just faff around and enjoy your life. No, desperately trying to win the respect of grifter and/or fascists poo poo heads, while burning your empire behind you, is obviously a far better use of a life. Like you've never been a billionaire, you just wouldn't "get it".
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Dec 1, 2022 04:35
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 If he actually did have one implanted, it might explain some of his actions in the past few months.
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Dec 1, 2022 04:41
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Tim Cook invites you for a friendly visit to Apple HQ in his office, he shows you a video. It's the JFK assassination, but filmed from an angle you've never seen before. "any questions?"
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Dec 1, 2022 04:43
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Zil posted:
He had the narcissistic settings on too high which is a side effect of cranking up the fake altruism meter
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Dec 1, 2022 04:45
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:He had the narcissistic settings on too high which is a side effect of cranking up the fake altruism meter They accidentally stuck a Tesla self drive chip in there and now he's trying to swerve his entire life into metaphorical oncoming traffic.
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Dec 1, 2022 04:48
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tim, meet me on the 10th floor. bring your best code. prepare to get sweaty. -elon
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Dec 1, 2022 04:58
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Zil posted:
Hopefully he succumbs to an immediate brain infection like the macaques it was tested on.
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Dec 1, 2022 05:07
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No, don't infect macaque!
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He... shocked the monkey?
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Elon sends Tim 100,000 linss of code. "check this out, it's my personal stash" Tim responds back 15 mins later"my newest data engineer hire reduced this to 7 lines of code to do the same thing without crashing spectacularly...why don't you take a video of the pool and gently caress off",
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Dec 1, 2022 05:30
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Xlorp posted:He... shocked the monkey? According to leaks, he has killed hundreds of monkeys over that Neuralink thing. Oh wait, did I say hundreds. My mistake, I meant thousands.
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The Last Call posted:According to leaks, he has killed hundreds of monkeys over that Neuralink thing. Well I'm sure it was all worth it in the name of ????
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Tippecanoe posted:Well I'm sure it was all worth it in the name of ???? A monkey tweeted something bad about him and he didn't know which one.
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Zil posted:
LMAO at Elon trying so become to become JC Denton.
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Tippecanoe posted:Well I'm sure it was all worth it in the name of ???? They died for a very worth cause. To be ground up as burgers and sold at the café for eight dollars each to employee's. Monkey meat ain't free!
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Dec 1, 2022 05:47
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and yet he's still less human than early 00s/late90s voice acting.
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I hate monkeys as much as anyone, but even I will draw a line at Elon's lust for monkey death in the name of scientific progress
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Aren't brain implants seen as bad things in most sci-fi, even the junk sci-fi that Elon probably clung to?
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The Last Call posted:They died for a very worth cause. To be ground up as burgers and sold at the café for eight dollars each to employee's. The dude has deep-freezes full of monkey-burgers and eats nothing else. That would explain the brain worms. They might actually be brainworms, or kuru, or some new and exciting zoonotic ailment related to eating our fellow apes.
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god please help me posted:Aren't brain implants seen as bad things in most sci-fi, even the junk sci-fi that Elon probably clung to? wat? dude, how are you going to interface with the metaverse?
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I'm going to assume elon got one of those implants and it's AI Driven by the comments section of Reddit and the tweets of people who follow him on Twitter. Watch this space as we wait for the "big twist" where the "phones but too much" happens.
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Dec 1, 2022 05:58
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god please help me posted:Aren't brain implants seen as bad things in most sci-fi, even the junk sci-fi that Elon probably clung to? All the dead monkeys would say "yes they are bad" (if they weren't already dead from the forced brain implant)
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Dec 1, 2022 06:07
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Why doesn't Elon hire Chris Robert's to code Twitter for him. He stays up coding all night.
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It's insane how he (his people, but still) couldn't even be arsed to clean the head wounds he gave the monkeys. Just the simplest bit of standard procedure. What the gently caress even.
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Tim Cook invites you for a friendly visit to Apple HQ You have meddled with the primal forces of NATURE, Mr. Musk, and I WON'T HAVE IT
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I dunno guys, this video has really convinced me that they are properly taking care of the monkeys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk9d2Vl665Q. Surely they wouldn't lie about this.
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https://twitter.com/business/status/1598156533182889989?s=46&t=RezBE9qZmFyTQGZt7jG_UQ I guess they ran out of monkeys
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Monkeys are expensive! Elon stans will pay for the privilege (to be turned into a drooling vegetable.. moreso)
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Doesn’t Neuralink have to get IRBs approved like anyone else? Non-human primate IRB approval is extremely difficult. How would they off thousands of macaques without immediately getting shut down?
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Midnight Voyager posted:It's insane how he (his people, but still) couldn't even be arsed to clean the head wounds he gave the monkeys. Just the simplest bit of standard procedure. What the gently caress even. The university involved has a reputation for their mistreatment of their lab animals. Like, they explain away the fact that some of their subjects are lacking fingers is due to their natural aggression-based conflict resolution. I really thought poo poo had changed since the days of Harry Harlow and his garbage science but I was wrong. For the record monkeys are gross but they should be gross outside. Edit What the gently caress Plant MONSTER. fucked around with this message at 06:41 on Dec 1, 2022 |
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/business/status/1598156533182889989?s=46&t=RezBE9qZmFyTQGZt7jG_UQ I just screamed internally reading this.
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