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Should I step down as head of twitter
This poll is closed.
Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!

MrQwerty posted:

Kanye West is real fuckin' dumb dude, always has been

:emptyquote:

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rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Typo posted:

Why does't Elon just monetize botting?

like ban all the 3rd party bots but then just introduce official twitter approved bots you can rent for $1/each per month or something?

like if you buy the blue checkmark you get 5 bots to begin with as a "starterpack" to advertise it

Because someone would have to code them and elon can only code on a commodore vic12

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Elon Musk: Jesus, Elon, I hope you know what you're doing

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1598385640478887936?s=20&t=3mJUGkb2SdYneax2mbFblQ

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

the holy poopacy posted:

prithee, m'lud, perchance wouldst thou bestow upon me thine tweets?

Oldsmobile
Jun 13, 2006


Out of frame voice: "He did not"

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Elon not distancing himself from Kanye at all lol

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1598424232253218816?s=20&t=3mJUGkb2SdYneax2mbFblQ

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


lmao what a pathetic gently caress

Genpei Turtle
Jul 20, 2007

Buce posted:

lmao what a pathetic gently caress

Lol this is rich coming from the thinnest-skinned baby on the planet

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Uh, thats Kanye's account but Alex Jones tweeted that.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Elon "Alex Jones has done things I cannot forgive" Musk letting Alex Jones post via proxy.
"Welp, Alex found a loophole. Nothing can be done. Pack it in boys"
Just lmao

Mal-3
Oct 21, 2008

staberind posted:

Uh, thats Kanye's account but Alex Jones tweeted that.

He's teeing up to unban Jones in the name of ~Christian forgiveness~.

That spinless, desperate motherfucker.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
lol he's gonna unban alex jones to court ye's favour bc he's so desperate to try and get some of the mental breakdown money

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

kazil posted:

who is asking for this feature??

lol I can see people signing up to Twitter Blue on a completely private account just to use it to back up huge amounts of video data for cheaper than actual hosting would cost.

Or just to reply to people using entire feature films as reply gifs

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
hey man, I'm not asking for a handout. All I need is one tweet to get to the bus station.

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

it's over if he unbans alex jones imo. no one will ever buy ads and google/apple will yank the app.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Entropic posted:

lol I can see people signing up to Twitter Blue on a completely private account just to use it to back up huge amounts of video data for cheaper than actual hosting would cost.

twitter's video compression is dogshit tho, and I doubt they keep the original file around for you

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
Who could have seen this coming

https://twitter.com/RollingStone/status/1598384637855793153

Everyone.

It's why Elon knew the outcome before posting.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Well duh.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

The Last Call posted:

Who could have seen this coming

https://twitter.com/RollingStone/status/1598384637855793153

Everyone.

It's why Elon knew the outcome before posting.

Elon should just charge $1/vote on those polls

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



The Last Call posted:

Who could have seen this coming

https://twitter.com/RollingStone/status/1598384637855793153

Everyone.

It's why Elon knew the outcome before posting.

Wow. I for one am shocked.

Yes, I was born yesterday; why do you ask?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

every time he posts the poll the chorus in the background is the lunatics in the asylum with Marius as he hands Baal the crystal in the end scene from Diablo II

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

The Last Call posted:

Who could have seen this coming

https://twitter.com/RollingStone/status/1598384637855793153

Everyone.

It's why Elon knew the outcome before posting.

Rolling Stone gonna pull down a pulitzer for this one!

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Elon could fix the whole bot problem by charging $0.05 to register an account and not allowing multiple accounts attached to a credicard. But that's too simple so gently caress that.

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde
:lol:
https://twitter.com/BeratStuff/status/1598350275852619777

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004
https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1598430266489446439

I love to microblog

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


:lmao:

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

A farting mink posted:

I kinda agree with Kanye. Hitler got the motorways built and also got universal healthcare and public housing to work properly. He wasn't all that bad.

But also, he was loving Hitler! Jesus Christ!

you're a loving moron

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

The Last Call posted:

Who could have seen this coming

https://twitter.com/RollingStone/status/1598384637855793153

Everyone.

It's why Elon knew the outcome before posting.

that poo poo was mad obvious he put that trump poll up and it had millions within minutes, and like 15-20 votes for every one like on the post - You're going to tell me that these millions and millions of Trump supporters who all supposedly took the time to vote in this poll, the biggest thing for them since 1/6, and aren't going to hit the like button on it or comment?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Elon "Pedoguy" Musk has finally seen the light, praise the lord!

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




Unsurprising amount of replies to this saying that actually Hitler was good

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
I swear Elon is jealous of the attention Ye is getting and trying to force himself into the conversation. He can’t stand when the conversation isn’t about him. Been noticing he usually does/says something stupid or outrageous if some other story is breaking

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
There was nothing good about hitler but that's just imo

TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

"You'll never know if you can fly unless you take the risk of falling."
Elon along himself with a guy that thinks Hitler "was a good person" is not at all surprising.

Jordan Peterson going full on disappointed father over the brain gloop that will make us all sound like text to speech robots? Still not surprising, but surprising it's towards Elon.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

A farting mink posted:

I kinda agree with Kanye. Hitler got the motorways built and also got universal healthcare and public housing to work properly. He wasn't all that bad.

But also, he was loving Hitler! Jesus Christ!

Some bad faith alt stirring poo poo up. Weird!

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004
https://twitter.com/AsteadWesley/status/1280539501312557060

I am loathe to post tweets that paraphrase dril, but this one is from 2020. So at least it has a nice patina.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
i'm going to come out with a brave and radical stance here guys.

Hitler.....OK .... he was bad

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

fishing with the fam posted:

Rolling Stone gonna pull down a pulitzer for this one!

lmao

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Turns the other cheek because the ban button is on the other side of his keyboard

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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Elon doesn’t need the poll bots because I will happily slam “Yes” on any and every nonsense decision he suggests for Twitter

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