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PancakeTransmission
May 27, 2007

You gotta improvise, Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...


Plaster Town Cop

EoinCannon posted:

Albo said we get a public holiday if we win the world cup

Which is a bit cruel, Australians don't realise how big the gap is between us and the top teams.
I hope they win though

Someone on Reddit mentioned our FIFA rank is higher than our world internet rank

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kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

PancakeTransmission posted:

Someone on Reddit mentioned our FIFA rank is higher than our world internet rank

lol

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
https://twitter.com/PaulineHansonOz/status/786745607444652036?t=sbR65mu3gLFXfzPgm3FGSQ&s=19

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Just paid cash over the counter for weed

Medical weed is great

Budzilla
Oct 14, 2007

We can all learn from our past mistakes.

Actually we are bad at games.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Has our internet ranking gone up or down since that tweet?
(It's down)

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Can Albo bring back the original NBN plan :( b/c we do need to fix that poo poo at some point

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 10:56 on Dec 1, 2022

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Jestery posted:

Just paid cash over the counter for weed

Medical weed is great

doing this soon

vudan
Dec 11, 2010
Once a belligerent coworker asked me.

"What do they do to donkeys in your country?" He yelled.

I told him.

"They make him the prime minister.


-- That is a true story and a joke --

Is there a form of government, where you take a section of the budget, say 30%, and have a smaller non-compulsory vote on it that will definitively go to whatever it is on, so long as it is legal?

Eg: Given a budget chunk of $100.

If 1% people voted for save the oceans 1% of people vote for cat and dog shelters 20% free money for everyone 25% help the homeless, 5% on hi-bounce balls 48% a PS5.

Then 1 ,1,20,25,5 and 48 dollars would go to these things respectively.

There are problems with this sure. 10% of help the homeless becomes help some rear end in a top hat get a yacht or something. At least you know that a portion of the people are getting what they want.

At least if one of the groups were problematic, you would be able to go. "Hey, thats uncool. There is too much plastic already without all those bouncy balls."

PancakeTransmission
May 27, 2007

You gotta improvise, Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...


Plaster Town Cop
What

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Fucken fair dinkum ay.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
20 percent of the budget to ensure all heavy beers are at least 5%

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
why is homebrew so slow?

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Cos it doesn't have the special combo of fish nuts eggs and milk to aid fermentation

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

why is homebrew so slow?

I'm bottling come Saturday and pasturising come Sunday

Can't wait

Missus loves ginger beer so I'm looking to develop a burnt sugar and orange ginger beer/wine

If it works out we should be able to save a bit of money on the beers and I get to have a bit of fun brewing

Jestery fucked around with this message at 12:28 on Dec 1, 2022

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Bottling cum is peak GBS behaviour

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Jestery posted:

Just paid cash over the counter for weed

Medical weed is great

ordered my script today, it'll arrive tomorrow, and the price had gone down on both strains by $20. some parts of the future are unreal

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Horse is for sure bolting on cannabis in aus

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

why is homebrew so slow?

this is why you get two carboys

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Jestery posted:

Horse is for sure bolting on cannabis in aus

It feels a little bit like there's a few script mills out there that could cause some setbacks. A few of the clinics are operated by the manufacturers too which doesn't help that.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Would you have to pasteurise cum?

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Non Compos Mentis posted:

Would you have to pasteurise cum?

One cheeky finger up the jacksie during a handy J and you'll definitely shoot cum up past yer eyes.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
The real question is should you homogenise cum

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

why is homebrew so slow?

It's to teach you a lesson about patience
It's slow food

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

The real question is should you homogenise cum

Some prefer a "farmhouse style" product

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
I have a farmer who sells me raw product under the table.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

If anyone is going to Spilt Milk this year send a picture of the bar and DJ booth for Somersby.

I designed it :)

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I just want cum that tastes like real cum

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Jestery posted:

I just want cum that tastes like real cum

i can't believe it's not cum!

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
French artisnal cum

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts
Right I've just about had it with climate change. There's now a loving dim sim shortage because of the flooding. gently caress

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

McSpergin posted:

If anyone is going to Spilt Milk this year send a picture of the bar and DJ booth for Somersby.

I designed it :)

Two of my sisters in law are going and staying with us for the weekend. Somersby as in the brand of cider? I'll ask for photos but I promise nothing.
e: I just checked the lineup and recognised two acts (by name only). lmao I feel loving old.

Ranter posted:

Right I've just about had it with climate change. There's now a loving dim sim shortage because of the flooding. gently caress

This ruined my entire Saturday routine of having 3 fried from the kiosk at my son's basketball game last weekend. Iceberg lettuce was one thing but this is just too much.

Bill Posters fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Dec 2, 2022

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Non Compos Mentis posted:

French artisnal cum

As the French say

*Le cum*

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
NSFW, but cum-relevant!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWpCdUQLWwU

Heir to the Cum Throne, music lovers.

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Jestery posted:

*Le cum*

l'jissolm

or alternativelty:


bloplait

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Bloplait! It's French for cum!

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
This tastes like real cum

And it's only 2% blood

:wiggle:

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Ranter posted:

Right I've just about had it with climate change. There's now a loving dim sim shortage because of the flooding. gently caress

Now would be a good time to plant watermelon.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Home brew update

She tastes like ginger mead
5.25%


I'm pretty happy with this

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kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.


why yes this does back onto the same carpark as like three brothels, how did oyu know

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