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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
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Sylvian Wastes
Jan 3, 2022

by Hand Knit
Bringing back someone who runs the daily stormer the day after Ye smote elon really makes it more and more obvious to outside observers that Elon can be considered a neo-nazi now. I don't think he realizes it though.

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
his brain, which wasnt great to begin with, is pure speed at this point so i dont think he cares much less realizes

Rad Russian
Aug 15, 2007

Soviet Power Supreme!
Timed "drops" is what Qanon does. They never simply release their lib-destroying info once they have it. There is an obsession with specific dates and making people wait. This allows the followers to be enraged and commit specific acts for a period of time with the assumption that the upcoming release of evidence for X, will prove X without any doubt. If they released their laughable evidence right away, smarter people would be able to laugh at it and fact-check it before the followers get overly enraged and act on it.

Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Dec 2, 2022

Decon
Nov 22, 2015


Watch "Love Speech" be proven to include tweets like "I love the way [violent neo nazi] triggers the libs".

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

Azhais posted:

With live reaction by Kevin Sorbo

His reaction the entire time :downsbravo:

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
He's dropping it now because people are still talking about Ye, and his nazi friends are mad at him over the ban. He needs to something stupid get back that precious, precious attention, and it might be enough red meat to redirect the goldfish brains of his angry fans.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

lol hunter loving biden. that's what the advertisers want to hear about, elon. you nailed it.

god please help me
Jul 9, 2018
I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA

Rad Russian posted:

Timed "drops" is what Qanon does. They never simply release their lib-destroying info once they have it. There is an obsession with specific dates and making people wait. This allows the followers to be enraged and commit specific acts for a period of time with the assumption that the upcoming release of evidence for X, will prove X without any doubt. If they released their laughable evidence right away, smarter people would be able to laugh at it and fact-check it before the followers get overly enraged and act on it.

god loving drat it if even a brain dead loser like Elon has through sheer osmosis cottoned on about how fascists stoke up stochastic terrorism.

Gros Tarla
Dec 30, 2008

Not sure what's going two happen in two minutes but I predict it will be just as hilarious as it will be sad and pathetic.

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

the Biden laptop thing is going to just be that Twitter realized the right was using it as disinformation and so Twitter moderation deleted/blocked/suspended posts on it quicker than they would otherwise.

that is everything equal Biden laptop posts got deleted quicker with less recourse

which makes sense

I'm confident that's the SMOKING GUN here: Twitter saw a specific piece of disinformation and had a policy to act on it.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


He's going to distribute the child porn Rudy kept offering reporters

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

Away all Goats posted:

I kicked a puppy and now both sides are mad at me, I must be doing something right!

If you're taking fire from both sides you hosed up and should check your flight plan.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.



Out of every 1000 times you speak to someone, you'll only have 1 where they call you the N-word or deny the holocaust

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
mr ye is more nuts than got drat randy quaid, now

and randy quaid is crazier than a shithouse rat

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

I always post important news at 5pm on a Friday because I'm a munsk

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
you all should listen to old ma musk and leave her elin be!!!!!!!!!!!!! :nono:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Total Party Kill posted:

I always post important news at 5pm on a Friday because I'm a munsk

For many that's the end of the work week.

For Musk employees, that's when things get more hardcore

Gros Tarla
Dec 30, 2008

Did he even post anything? It's past 5 already.

Hardcastlemccormik
Jul 19, 2022
Patiently waiting for Musk’s latest insane gotcha, assuming the same body position as I have for an expectedly disappointing Nintendo Direct.

Shadow dropping privileged internal communications with names un-redacted is probably the worst case.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



It's 5pm you fuckboi clown, where's my entertainment?

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Gotta finish those last couple of lines of blow before revealing the latest laptop to the world.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
he was probably coked up to all gently caress in a toilet when he posted that and has passed out

god please help me
Jul 9, 2018
I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA
He's waiting for 5 pm Central Time, which is because he lives in the hell hole state of texas.

edit: I'm from texas

Droogie
Mar 21, 2007

But what I do
I do
because I like to do.




Ah yes, 5pm on a Friday, the time very important news is announced, historically.

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

CharlestheHammer posted:

I mean what could Twitter even do to Hunter Biden’s stuff. The info is on a laptop not hidden in some weirdos tweets

well originally elon could've been a high profile dude who is at least somewhat reputable who would've legitimized that crock of poo poo, whereas last time it was released by Giuliani fresh off of his national shaming after being filmed touching himself in front of what he believed was an underaged girl

now though? that ship sailed, Musk isn't adding any credibility to anything

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

THE LAPTOP FROM HELL

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

god please help me posted:

He's waiting for 5 pm Central Time, which is because he lives in the hell hole state of texas.

edit: I'm from texas

the ET means el paso time

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Gros Tarla posted:

Did he even post anything? It's past 5 already.

It'd be funny if he died from a drug induced heart attack before he could post these shocking revelations.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

priznat posted:

Youtuber Thought Slime just dropped a big wrap up of all the Musk-ups (so far)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb2m2ihZVq0

Also a Goon, but hasn't said what their actual username is

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



god please help me posted:

He's waiting for 5 pm Central Time, which is because he lives in the hell hole state of texas.

edit: I'm from texas

Oh for gently caress sake

What loving idiot uses Central Time for announcements?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I've see the evidence

it is groundbreaking

Droogie
Mar 21, 2007

But what I do
I do
because I like to do.




He's just laughing, watching Twitter traffic spike right now so he can put it on a graph and show everyone how not dead twitter is.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
His lawyers have him shackled and locked in a steamer trunk as an emergency response to yet more poo poo that can get them sued.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
*pouring a drink* Alright let's get this clown show on the pavement!

Hardcastlemccormik
Jul 19, 2022
Elon screaming at his engineers “what the gently caress do you mean I can’t upload an annotated pdf to twitter!?!? loving add it Pronto!”

Elon takes a huge swig of diet decaf coke and the Deus Ex gun menaces him from his bedside. “You’re fired” he barks

Gros Tarla
Dec 30, 2008

TulliusCicero posted:

Oh for gently caress sake

What loving idiot uses Central for announcements?

He did explicitly say eastern.

Elon never delivered on any promise, not sure why I expected him to respect a promise due one hour in the future.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Literally all its going to be is a tag indicating to block the tweet if it contains 'laptop' or whatever.

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

Hunter Bidens laptop has the piss tape on it

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

The tweet said ET.

:aloom: record time on blowing a deadline

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
He saw a folder on the internal server that said "top secrete hunter biden crimes evidence", tweeted that, than when he actually checked the folder he found it was actually empty, and was just put there by a former employee as a joke.

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