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potato! posted:Coke Zero tastes way better than caffeine free diet coke Yeah I’m a Coke Zero addict and I barely tolerate even regular Diet Coke. Yes it’s probably bad for me but I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.
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kazil posted:the ET means el paso time Which is mountain time oddly enough.
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Dec 2, 2022 23:10
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I bought a new laptop for my folks for Christmas. I hope it doesn't have Hunter Biden's stuff on it! Oh! I can sign up for some service that's only 65.99 a month to make sure there won't be any Hunter Biden stuff on their laptop! G_d Bless America!
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I just saw Hilary Clinton leaving the Twitter compound
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elon's private jet has struck the second tower
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Dec 2, 2022 23:11
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Eastern Time? 5 o clock? Really what do those things mean in the grand scope of things? Who can really say if Kanye is actively losing his mind, and if Elon is losing countless millions from missing advertiser money?
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Doctor Butts posted:I just saw Hilary Clinton leaving the Twitter compound Did... did she Benghazi it? 
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Doctor Butts posted:I just saw Hilary Clinton leaving the Twitter compound He got epstein'ed to young. 
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Dec 2, 2022 23:12
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where's my biden drops? where does he score that primo devil's dandruff??
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I think we can all agree the funniest outcome would be for all these Hunter Biden conspiracies to be true and Musk just got black bagged during that one hour between now and his announcement.
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Did... did she Benghazi it? she tesla'd musk
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Did... did she Benghazi it? A second benghazi has just hit twitter
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https://twitter.com/BusinessInsider/status/1598796191118106637?cxt=HHwWmoC9_ceqiLAsAAAA It only took 5 minutes to turn off the microservices and unban Ye, this poo poo is easy
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Dec 2, 2022 23:13
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Gros Tarla posted:I think we can all agree the funniest outcome would be for all these Hunter Biden conspiracies to be true and Musk just got black bagged during that one hour between now and his announcement. actually the funniest outcome would be if musk deletes all tweets related to the laptop and refuses to mention it ever again
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Dec 2, 2022 23:13
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new idea: you can order illegal drugs through twitter. grubhub for drugs. boom. done. next.
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is he going to MyPillow this for real
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Joe Biden's assassination squad moves fast. Now they'll replace Elon with a clone and have him say "There is no laptop conspiracy." You'll know he's the clone because he'll act a bit crazy.
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Buce posted:new idea: you can order illegal drugs through twitter. grubhub for drugs. boom. done. next. When you think about it, silk road was just a bastion for free speech
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ymgve posted:actually the funniest outcome would be if musk deletes all tweets related to the laptop and refuses to mention it ever again That would just be cowardly and pathetic. Funny, sure. But there would not be the element of surprise there. Elon got us all used to his brand of cowardly and pathetic.
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Has any Elon company ever shipped a single thing on time? Deadlines aren’t hardcore.
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Buce posted:new idea: you can order illegal drugs through twitter. grubhub for drugs. boom. done. next. tweaker.com
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Random Stranger posted:Joe Biden's assassination squad moves fast. Now they'll replace Elon with a clone and have him say "There is no laptop conspiracy." You'll know he's the clone because he'll act a bit crazy. Yeah but those quick clones can only last for a few days, they will have to come up with a reason for Musk to get admitted to the hospital to make the long term clone swap.
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It would be hilarious if he was told he'd get a report or something and was so sure it would be damning he tweeted in advance only to get what amounts to 'nothing happened you dumbass'
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:https://twitter.com/BusinessInsider/status/1598796191118106637?cxt=HHwWmoC9_ceqiLAsAAAA This is actually a sadomasochism session, and Elon is just getting off to constantly denying any of the employee's non-nazi ideas.
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Dec 2, 2022 23:16
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Gros Tarla posted:Did he even post anything? It's past 5 already. wrong time zone maybe? (if Musky doesnt live and """""work"""""" in eastern then gently caress him.)
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Dec 2, 2022 23:16
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What a loving loser Can't even give good comedic content on time
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Did... did she Benghazi it? She had a big magnet, a sledgehammer, and a gallon of bleach. Also had on a pink sweatshirt with a bedazzled cat with sunglasses and the words "The Abuela Abides"
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Dec 2, 2022 23:16
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:You know I’m starting to think Musk is lying about just about everything. He’s a more successful Tommy Tallarico, basically.
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Dec 2, 2022 23:16
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The likeliest explanation is that Elmo, high on an unknown substance, tweeted some poo poo to drive engagement so that he can smugly say "Look, Twitter is more alive than ever!". A funnier explanation is that he had information leading to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.
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PhazonLink posted:wrong time zone maybe? He said ET, and it's 5h15 ET. He probably just lied again lol
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Dec 2, 2022 23:17
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If the laptop info isn't posted by 5:15 we're legally allowed to leave.
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Ignis posted:https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1598802255288799232?t=svN0g1GttyXUOVNQXZPQWg&s=19 Didn’t we hear that Elon’s open door policy was mostly a way to catch people breaking rank? As it is in most companies. I wouldn’t touch that loving document with a ten foot pole. Knowing Elon, he’ll make it conpulsatory to add 10 new ideas every day.
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Dec 2, 2022 23:19
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I reiterate my earlier thoughts: This Guy Blows
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Doctor Butts posted:I just saw Hilary Clinton leaving the Twitter compound I'm being told Elon was in the server room. 
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Dec 2, 2022 23:20
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Trillhouse posted:tim apple told him his dumb trolling posts were what was actually scaring advertisers (including Apple) away. tim probably told him they would advertise again if he behaved himself, which, if true, is very lmao. Tim Apple escorted Elon around Apple Park, full of people working relatively hard, being paid relatively well, enjoying the benefits of a solid stock valuation and being able to have families and a personal life, then he looked at his watch and said "Well, it's been real swell talking with you Elon" and sent him on his way.
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Gros Tarla posted:That would just be cowardly and pathetic. Funny, sure. But there would not be the element of surprise there. Elon got us all used to his brand of cowardly and pathetic. Agreed. Funniest would be if he'd sent an extortion note to the bidens and they just ignored it. Musk trying to be a gangster from Goodfellas, and ending up just being a side character in a Cohen brothers comedy would definitely be very on brand.
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