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sorry, the hunter laptop stuff was all just a bluff and grimes fell for it and loves elon again
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*elon turning a huge crank while sweating profusely* "the code hoppers are low! We're runnin on fumes you clowns! tap the reserves. Tap the reserves!"
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Dec 2, 2022 23:33
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Random Stranger posted:I thought he fired all the lawyers who could rush in and scream "Holy gently caress!! Stop what you're doing right now and don't say anything!!" he still has all his personal lawyers, who are screaming that all the former executives he fired are already suing him
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Dec 2, 2022 23:34
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Hunter Biden has acquired the Golden Tweet.
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Grammarchist posted:Hunter Biden has acquired the Golden Tweet. lol
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repiv posted:please don't look at all the nazis coming back i would pay anything to see kimbal musk to give him the ol' spicy keychain
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Dec 2, 2022 23:36
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Hunter Biden is legendary Never has a man melted more brains by doing so little to any of them
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Dec 2, 2022 23:37
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:https://twitter.com/BusinessInsider/status/1598796191118106637?cxt=HHwWmoC9_ceqiLAsAAAA child = nft
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Grammarchist posted:Hunter Biden has acquired the Golden Tweet. 
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Shinjobi posted:Hunter Biden is legendary All you have to do is gently caress some hot escorts and do some drugs, have some guns and he's the Ubermensch that lives rent-free in their heads
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Dec 2, 2022 23:39
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When do we get to the stage where we throw rotten fruit at him for sucking poo poo this hard on stage?
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Dec 2, 2022 23:42
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Hosting a live Q&A about a subject I'm still trying to figure out is real
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Dec 2, 2022 23:43
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Whoops. Looks like some more "fact checking" was needed.
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It's gonna turn out that he is just a big tease. "Our lawyers say we can't publish it, but trust me its incriminating!"
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Dec 2, 2022 23:44
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I hope the live Q&A gets some insane rambling rants about free speech and poo poo. Oh and awkward rear end kissing
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Dec 2, 2022 23:44
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How do you even do a QA on Twitter? Just reply to a bunch of sprawling posts?
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Buce posted:he's wearing a tattered and half-burnt khaki suit. spent 10 mins learning that the Skinner river walk is actual from westworld (1973 ), did Musky escape Obama yet?
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Dec 2, 2022 23:45
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*pounds table* LAP-TOP! LAP-TOP! LAP-TOP!
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Dec 2, 2022 23:46
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I heard Hunter did drugs and had sex I bet that's on there.
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deoju posted:It's gonna turn out that he is just a big tease. It will be this or something 100% unsurprising like 'people who posted about the laptop were 50% more likely to be moderated (for other posts)'
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CharlestheHammer posted:How do you even do a QA on Twitter? Just reply to a bunch of sprawling posts? twitter spaces probably it's easy to forget that feature exists since it's almost exclusively used for promoting crypto
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deoju posted:It's gonna turn out that he is just a big tease. Knowing Elon, I'm guessing it'll be more of a "Ha ha, made you engage on my 'dead' platform, didn't I?" puppetmastering (if it's even brought up again).
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priznat posted:*pounds table* LAP-TOP! LAP-TOP! LAP-TOP! 
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Dec 2, 2022 23:48
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in you're in line for the laptop, then STAY IN LINE
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Elon steps out on stage to talk about how all the liberals at Twitter classic were suppressing the truth about Hunter's laptop and realizes that half of the audience have huge grins and are holding cartons of eggs.
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Dec 2, 2022 23:48
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Didn’t Elon get in trouble with the SEC tweeting he was going to do something with one of his companies and then not do it, but it effected the stock valuation? Why would this be any different?
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A 40 minute timeline on fact checking really gives me confidence that all of this will be well-sourced and thoroughly checked. This is something that you should have complete before you even announce.
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Dec 2, 2022 23:49
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I half heartedly googled for that "master chief table pound" but it didn't do anything and now I realize it was doomguy all along!
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Dec 2, 2022 23:49
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 sources tell me Elon Musk has acquired Gerald Ford's Blackberry and will be unveiling the truths behind his anti-inflationary policies
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Dec 2, 2022 23:49
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ryde posted:A 40 minute timeline on fact checking really gives me confidence that all of this will be well-sourced and thoroughly checked. Story of Elon's life.
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Dec 2, 2022 23:49
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Elon has to issue a correction. The info he thought was about Hunter Biden turned out to be about some fellow named Al Capone
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Dec 2, 2022 23:50
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Serious_Cyclone posted:elon just found out that he wasn't talking to Hunter Biden on the phone this whole time, it's just Ye doing his net-and-yahoo Elmo voice That’s the voice he uses when he’s taking to white people like a 90s black comedian bit.
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Dec 2, 2022 23:51
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I know whenever I have no idea if something is true I do know how long it will take to investigate.
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repiv posted:twitter spaces probably
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Automatic Slim posted:Didn’t Elon get in trouble with the SEC tweeting he was going to do something with one of his companies and then not do it, but it effected the stock valuation? Twitter is no longer publicly traded.
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Dec 2, 2022 23:52
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If he’s still in the process of double-checking sources two years after the 2020 election, doesn’t it stand to reason that whatever Twitter supposedly suppressed was because they couldn’t verify it either and wanted no part in spreading potential misinformation?
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Dec 2, 2022 23:52
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isn't he already using twitter like a constant never-ending live Q/A
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A previously unknown about cache of Hunter laptops was spotted on Mars, Elon is hastily putting together a crew of Twitter employees to go and retrieve them
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BREAKING: A SECOND LAPTOP HAS HIT THE REPAIR SHOP
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